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Gwen came down into the base, looking around she saw no one and decided to go up to Jack's Office to see if he was in, seeing as he rarely seemed to leave. Knocking on his office door Gwen wandered in and froze a look of horror on her face at the sight in front of her as she thought "Oh God, Not again" In front of her stood Ianto bent over the desk Jack leaning behind him mouth to his ear and they were both naked.

"Hey Gwen, What's up?" Gwen's inner voice was telling her to be funny for once in her life but she ignored it suppressing the urge to reply "Your cock"

Ianto began to moan to Gwen "Jack's cheating at hide the sausage" What made it even scarier for Gwen was the fact that this moaning was in the same tone of voice that one would associate with when a mission came up just as Ianto was about to make coffee, his favourite pastime.

"Anyone In yet?"

"Owen help! Jack and Ianto are at it again!"

"Gwen that is why you do not go into Jack's office and would also explain why the Weebles are crying."

"Hey that's mean. And what's wrong with the Weebles." Had anyone who was not directly involved been watching they may have been amused at the fact that the first part of what Jack had said had been in a mock upset gay guy voice, possibly appropriate given his position over Ianto which he still maintained and the second part being said in a very professional concerned boss voice.

"Did Jack say something's wrong with the Weebles I'll check the scans on the computer!" Poor Tosh had just come in catching only the last part of what Jack had said and was completely oblivious to why on earth Owen was chuckling, before he interjected.

"Don't worry, it's nothing Jack and Ianto just scared them by having sex."

"They had sex in the pens"

"No. No. There up in Jack's office with Gwen."

"Oh I didn't realise that Gwen was well you know!"

"Owen what have you been telling Tosh when I just had the dramatic torture of having to walk in on those two"

Jack had followed Gwen towards the main floor, with his pants on much to the relief of the others and gave his dashing charmer smile whilst saying, "Don't be coy Gwen we all know there's a reason it's always you that walks in"