I wish I own KHR
Chapter 1 Tsuna's Birthday
Today is Tsuna birthday. He is not sad even when his mother, Kyoko-chan and Haru forget about his birthday (but remember Reborn's). Why? It's because his guardian remember his birthday. So, there is 6 present in his room. Each from his guardian. In different size. Different colour.
He took the red one. He smile. It must be from Gokudera-kun, he thought. He had a bad feeling. His storn guardian is not very normal. Carefully he open the box. Tadaaa….. inside the box was full of dinamite. In different size and different function. It's even has a manual. Ha….ha…..ha… Tsuna laugh. I don,t need this dangerous thing, Gokudera-kun. But because is a present from his friend so he keep it. In the corner of his room.
Next he opens the greeen one. The box is not big. Slowly he open it and tada…… Few candies are in it. Ah, must be from Lambo. He can't believe that Lambo will give him his candies. Happy. Tsuna eats one. "Delicious!" he said.
While eating candy he opens the blue ones. Must be from Yamamoto. The box is not big but long. Around 20x80 cm. Tsuna open it. He doesn't need to be careful cause Yamamoto, even he is clumsy but not dangerous and tadaa………. There is a bat in it. "Arigato Yamamoto." So, the present is not far from baseball after all. Tsuna is happy. Although he won't use it. He is not atheletic afterall. "hahahaha…. Useless present for me."
Then he opens the yellow ones. It must be from Oni-san. He knows Oni-san is extreme, so the present must be not far from….. Tsuna opens the box. And just like he thought. There is pair of boxing gloves in it. "I will never use it." And he keep it in the same place as Yamamoto's bat ( if you mind it's in the cupboard. The only one present that stay with him are Lambo's peresent).
Calming him self. Tsuna take the indigo ones. This box is the biggest of all. He had a bad, very bad feeling from this present. Knowing who is the giver. But this is his present. Very slowly and carefully (cause he is scare) he opens the box. He thought something dangerous will came out. He close his eyes. Prepare for the worst. After a while nothing came out. So, he take a peek. Tadaa….. inside the bos are………."A ribbon in butterfly shape, an apron, a maid dress, pair of girl shoes, stoking?" What the? Why Mukuro give him something ike this. His face blushing after took the last thing fom the box. "Lingerine?" What the?????? A card falls from it.
Use it the next time we meet.
Rokudo Mukuro.
Tsuna smile (Dark smile. A very dark smile). Without second thought he kick the box, the present and anything from that man outside his room. " PERVERT!!!" He yelled.
Calming himself (again). He took a deep breath then reaching the last present. It is the small box from all. This purple box just as big as watch's box. Must be from Hibari-san. He never think that Hibari-san will give him a present. After all he always call him herbivore and looks like he doesn't care about Tsuna. So, hoping nothing special from it he open the box. Tadaa….. he look at present and collapse. HIBARI JUST GIVE HIM A LUBRICANT OIL.
Omake
Tsuna wakes up in the morning. Prepare himself for school and enter the kitchen. His face pale. So, Reborn kick him in the face. "What happen Dame-Tsuna. Ruining my morning with that stupid face of yours."
Tsuna didn't argue. He don't have any power to do it. "Ne…. Reborn. What is the meaning if someone give you a lubricant oil as a present?" He ask. Hoping there is another meaning from the present.
Reborn just look at him and calmy said, " That's mean he want to fuck you, Dame-Tsuna." Tsuna face paled more. So, there is no mistake. That's the meaning after all. He sigh. Reborn just look at him, " Oh yeah. You already in legal age, aren't you?" Then he took something from his bag and give it to Tsuna. " Here. It's my present for you." Tsuna took it. Happy cause his tutor remember his birthday. A video tape? Why Reborn give him a video tape. Curios he read the label " Collection of Yaoi scene from A to Z " then he collapse again.