OK so the Mario RPG crew went somewhere not important. What was important was that Geno had to take a piss, even though he is a fricking wooden doll. Anyways, he said "guise I have to take a piss real bad!" He said while holding his crotch. And Mario and Mallow were like LOL NOPE. So they were actually Black Friday shopping at the mall and the toilets were full of people having sex or taking shits from too many chocolate laxatives. Soon, in the "fucking pretty princess pony" aisle at Toys 'R' Us, he released. He moaned like a whale in heat. Urine sprayed all over Mario and Mallow.
"HEY WUT THE FUCK?!" They screamed. Geno was blushing like an Animal Crossing character when he's called 110 years old.
And that's some sexy blush.
But he realized he made a puddle the size of Pinkie Pie.
And that's terrible. Because it's like four tens or some shit.
But then Mario, Mallow, and Geno realized one thing:
He doesn't have a penis because he's a wooden doll. (Gotta make the game SFW)
But they came up with a logical answer that he had a pee hole and that he needs to eat, drink, piss and shit like every other person.
Then they smoked weed, right in the mall.
THEND.