Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly. If I did, though, it wouldn't be nearly as funny. So I'm glad I don't own it!
A/N: I adore Seddie. They just need to get together on the show! But I hope that everyone is in character (I tend to shy away from strong character couples unless they aren't really known). Feedback is very much appreciated.
Moments
"Fredweirdo! If you don't get down here in ten seconds we're going to be late!"
"I'm coming! I just need to make sure all of the cables and wires are connected properly before we leave Sam. We don't need to get there on time anyway. The previews are going to take, like, ten minutes anyway!" Freddie shouts down, making Sam roll her eyes and cross her arms in front of her chest as she leans against the wall.
"Everyone knows that the previews are the best part. God, you'd think he was primping," Sam huffs.
"Oh Sam, leave him alone. Besides it's your fault all the wires got disconnected anyway," I point out sensibly.
"It was an accident!"
"You pushed Gibby into the wires."
"Like I said, it was an accident."
"Of course, Sam," I say, knowing that agreeing with her was probably the only way that I was going to get out of the conversation.
"I'm finished," Freddie announces, leaping off the stairs and landing gracefully next to Sam. I had to say that I was surprised that he could be that graceful.
"Finally," Sam says as she got off the wall and Freddie threw an arm around her shoulders. "Took you forever," she grumbles as Freddie steals a kick kiss on her cheek when he thinks that I'm not looking.
"C'mon, what do you want to see again?"
"Girly Cow: The Movie of Pure Girly Cowness. I already told you."
"Okay, let's go. Bye Carly."
"Bye," I tell them. They both look as if they are about to leave peacefully when all of a sudden Sam grabs Freddie's arm roughly and sends him crashing to the floor. It happens so fast that I barely see it coming.
"OW!" Freddie complained. "That hurt Sam! What was that for."
"That thing last week. You know what I'm talking about!"
"What thing?"
"You know what thing." Sam looks down at her boyfriend and raises an eyebrow while I silently wonder what happened last week. I don't think that I was there.
"Oh. Oh." Realization slowly dawns on Freddie's face.
"Oh come on! Really, that happened last week! It doesn't even matter anymore."
"Of course it does. Mama never forgets when she promises revenge." Sam bends down close to his face, tucking the hair behind her ear. Then in an very unSamlike gesture she smiles at him gently. I hate whenever they forget that I'm in the room. It always makes things just that much more awkward. But the sad thing is that they don't care, they think that I enjoy watching them. Either that or they're both just so comfortable with me in the room that they- like I said before- don't care. After all we are all best friends.
"Come on, get up you big geek. We really are going to be late now." She helps him up and once again Freddie puts his arm around her. It's almost as if she never body slammed him to the ground.
I shake my head as I shut the door behind the loving couple. I'll never understand them.