ok these are just random things that me and my cuosin decided to write about ( we have a lot of random ideas) so i hope you like 8p!!!! and if you read this and like it i have a nother story called Out Of The Darkness please read that!!!

Hello Hunter,
I had very bad day. It started out pretty normal going to
classes, doing the work in the classes, switching classes that was until
some
random guy grabbed my ass (sorry to cuss) and I slapped him, then I went to
lunch. I had just sat down when Eric, Mike, and Tyler decide to play around
with their food (I had a white shirt on). Well a big glob of food hit me
right
in the chest so I kinda started to fuss about it. Then Mike comes over
talking
about "come with me so I can help with that little problem."

So then I was like "If I go with you we'll have problems A. I can't help
with
your little problem that was genetic B. if I go with you, you might not come
back and C. your ugly, and let me state the fact that you have offered ten
(I
was screaming by now) FUCKING TIMES AND EVERY TIME YOU ASK ITS THE SAME FUCKING
ANSWER!!!!!!!! SO GET IT THROUGH THAT HUGE OVERLY OBNOUSIS THICK HEAD OF
YOURS
AND IF YOU OFFER TO FUCK ME ONE MORE TIME, OR STAIR AT MY ASS OR MY BOOBS IM
GOING TO (my voice dropped to a whisper and I lean over by his ear) rip that
small
testical you call a dick off then shove it in your mouth, so you can give
your
self a blow jod!!!!!!"

I know what you're thinking so in answer to your question yea I did say
that.
Know back to what happened.

By the time I had stopped screaming the whole cafeteria was staring at me
like I had gone insane. They couldn't believe that Isabella Swan, the make
A's in
every thing girl, was screaming and cussing. The silent atmosphere was
interrupted
by none other than Emmett Cullen bursting out laughing (but was quickly
followed by the rest of the Cullens) so I smiled then walked over to them
and
asked '' Umm can I sit with you for now on please?" "Sure...Bella.... that
is
your name isn't it?" asked Emmett so I smiled a nodded then sat in the
only
empty seat, which was right beside Alice.

"So what did you tell Mike when you were whispering in his ear?" asked
Jasper. I had turned red by then but I told them, and of course the boys
grimaced and the girls laughed then Rose asked if she could borrow my threat
so I said yes.

And well that's all that happened today.
Love your friend,
Bella

ok people just to let you know this is just a bunch of one shots some will be longer than this others will shorter....maybe but if you wanna recomend something stupid for bella or one of the cullens to do just add it in the review