Disclaimer & Notes: This is meant to be amusing, I own none of the Naruto characters. This was inspired by MegasXLR, but so far I haven't really taken anything more than concept from it. This is meant as a parody of the standard mecha style stories.
For those who read this a bit ago, I'd selected the wrong version when editing it here for formatting. I apologize
A Puppet Show To Remember
or
Why Naruto Isn't Allowed Puppets
An odd grin crossed Naruto's lips as he watched the fight.
The puppet was interesting, and he, well, thought it would be cool to have one.
And with his usual obsessions, ideas trickled through his brain.
Two days later, the orange clad ninja stared at the remnants of yet another puppet.
He couldn't get it to work right as a separate thing in the fight, his attention just didn't work that way.
Perhaps something else would work, what if he only needed to control the puppet...
That just might work.
Well, that worked, except he needed to be able to defend himself at the same time.
Perhaps if he could be inside the puppet.
That definitely had possibilities.
Sarutobi was starting to get worried at the isolation Naruto had put himself in for the training.
Jiriaya had checked on him as a favor, and had managed to take a seal Orochimaru added to his successors work. However, both men were highly confused about the welding gear the kid had requested.
Naruto began to scavenge a few hundred gallons of orange and blue paint earlier in the day after looting just about everything he could from the scrapyard.
Just what had the boy gotten himself into this time?
Neji smirked as he saw his foe across the arena with an oversize storage scroll on his back.
He'd let the fool make the first move before teaching him a lesson, it was the fate of all who opposed the Hyuuga to fall.
The scroll opened and smoke flooded through the arena.
"What the hell," he managed to stammer when the ground shook with a massive tremor.
Sarutobi's pipe fell from his lips as he watched in stunned shock at the massive form now in the arena.
He blinked as if to wipe the illusion from his eyes, and heard the other kage mutter a Kai.
A giant metal figure stood there and its chest was sealing up, apparently with Naruto inside.
And the massive eyesore was a relatively close likeness to the boy, only made of metal and at least a hundred feet in height.
At least this was going to be a memorable day.
Sliding the various bands in place, the wires leading to the various limbs around him while holding him almost weightless there.
Naruto let his chakra flow through it, and let the feedback into his own system.
He could see and feel through the puppet, his moves were those of the puppet.
Turning the head to spot his stunned opponent.
Neji was ready to wet his pants at the sight of what he was up against.
But he was a Hyuuga, and it was his fate to win...
Then things changed again.
"Kage Bushin..."
And one skyscraper sized mechanical monstrosity became hundreds.
"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me," Neji stammered.
"Prepare to lose," came the loudmouths voice through the thing before him as it threw an odd sign, "Believe it!"
"Screw this, I Quit!" the Hyuuga yelped as he took off running,
"Promotions not worth this shit!"
A loud and odd ding sounded causing all eyes to turn to the ref who then glanced at the bell he hadn't touched.
"Oh, not me," came the response as he snapped out of it as well and rang it.
"Yum," came Naruto's voice from inside the puppet, "The microwave finished the ramen!"