Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter in any way, shape, or form.
Harry skipped down the Great Hall, shouting, "LET'S HAVE A DISCO PARTY!"
Dumbledore responded, "OKAYYYYYYYY! I CAN FINALLY LET OUT MY INNER HIPPIE!WHOOOHOOOO!" Dumbledore ripped off his outer layer of robes, and revealed a very flowery and peace signed filled robe. It was like, awesome dude.
So Harry was like, "You da best Sugar Daddy."
And Hermione was all like, "Sugar Daddy? What the fuck is that?"
Ron looked at Hermione dreamily, and said, "Wow. You cursed. That is sooooo hot. Let's make out and fuck right here." Hermione agreed, and the two of them started going at it like rabbits.
Draco ran up to Harry and they started making out like no tomorrow. Tommy boy (A.K.A. Voldemort) arrived on the scene, and pouted cause no one was paying any attention to him. He grabbed Snape, and they fucked like horny snakes eager to eat rats. Soon everyone in the Great Hall were fucking. After the shag-fest ended, Harry found out that Voldemort was his great granddaddy. So they all celebrated with more shagging. The War ended—not that it ever really started—and everyone lived happily ever after with their respective fuck buddies.
AN: Heheheheh….. I think I was crazy when I wrote this…