[1955 Biff and George come out on stage.]
Biff: "Hey, McFly. There you are, Butthead. Where have you been?"
George: "I've been searching for... her..."
Biff: "Her?"
George: "Yes. Some boy has been following me around telling me to ask her to the dance."
Biff: "I too have been trying to ask someone to the dance, but I always get hit over the head with a box."
George: "Is... is Lorraine Baines the girl you are trying to ask, by any chance?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Biff starts to sing: "Am I not what she wants?
I'm not the guy to just hesitate.
Why does she run from me?
If she doesn't get it soon,
I'll have to force her,
Why doesn't she understand it's meant to be?
Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing that seems out of reach."
George starts to sing: "High in her room,
She sits by the hour,
Doing her hair.
Pretty while humming and frequently yelling,
A lighthearted air:
"Oh my gosh it's my mother!"
Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know she would go with you
If only I would ask her."
Biff: "I am not sensitive,
But clever indeed,
Maybe not Well-mannered,
Or Considerate,
Secretive,
Or charming,
But I am as strong as I'm handsome
And soon to be rich!"
George(mumbles): You are nothing that anyone would wish for
Biff(yells): What did you say, Butthead?
George: Nothing, uh, nothing Biff.
Biff(walking and thinking): Lorraine must be mad!
George(singing again): "You know nothing of madness
Till you're sleeping in bed,
And Darth Vader is above you,
Coming closer,
All the while hearing horrible sounds while screaming:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Both:
Agony!
Biff: So much misery!
George: You don't know what you're talking about
Biff: Though it's different for each.
Always whacked on the head
George: Always pushed around
Both: "And she's just out of reach.
Agony
That can cut like a knife!
I must have her to wife."
[Biff looks at George from where he's standing.] "Lorraine isn't who YOU are intending to ask, is she, Butthead?"
George(stammers): Why, uh, of course not..."
Biff: "Good... She told me she's going with that punk Calvin Klein who did 300 bucks damage to my car... I've got to go find him..." [Biff runs off stage, but then he backs up and goes back to George with a smirk on his face.] "You're shoe's untied, McFly."
[George looks down at his shoe and Biff hits him in the nose, then laughs.] "Don't be so gullible, McFly!"
Biff: "Hey, McFly. There you are, Butthead. Where have you been?"
George: "I've been searching for... her..."
Biff: "Her?"
George: "Yes. Some boy has been following me around telling me to ask her to the dance."
Biff: "I too have been trying to ask someone to the dance, but I always get hit over the head with a box."
George: "Is... is Lorraine Baines the girl you are trying to ask, by any chance?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Biff starts to sing: "Am I not what she wants?
I'm not the guy to just hesitate.
Why does she run from me?
If she doesn't get it soon,
I'll have to force her,
Why doesn't she understand it's meant to be?
Agony!
Beyond power of speech,
When the one thing you want
Is the only thing that seems out of reach."
George starts to sing: "High in her room,
She sits by the hour,
Doing her hair.
Pretty while humming and frequently yelling,
A lighthearted air:
"Oh my gosh it's my mother!"
Agony!
Far more painful than yours,
When you know she would go with you
If only I would ask her."
Biff: "I am not sensitive,
But clever indeed,
Maybe not Well-mannered,
Or Considerate,
Secretive,
Or charming,
But I am as strong as I'm handsome
And soon to be rich!"
George(mumbles): You are nothing that anyone would wish for
Biff(yells): What did you say, Butthead?
George: Nothing, uh, nothing Biff.
Biff(walking and thinking): Lorraine must be mad!
George(singing again): "You know nothing of madness
Till you're sleeping in bed,
And Darth Vader is above you,
Coming closer,
All the while hearing horrible sounds while screaming:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Both:
Agony!
Biff: So much misery!
George: You don't know what you're talking about
Biff: Though it's different for each.
Always whacked on the head
George: Always pushed around
Both: "And she's just out of reach.
Agony
That can cut like a knife!
I must have her to wife."
[Biff looks at George from where he's standing.] "Lorraine isn't who YOU are intending to ask, is she, Butthead?"
George(stammers): Why, uh, of course not..."
Biff: "Good... She told me she's going with that punk Calvin Klein who did 300 bucks damage to my car... I've got to go find him..." [Biff runs off stage, but then he backs up and goes back to George with a smirk on his face.] "You're shoe's untied, McFly."
[George looks down at his shoe and Biff hits him in the nose, then laughs.] "Don't be so gullible, McFly!"