Ever since I started watching Dirk Gently's Holistic detective agency, this story popped right into my head and wanted to be written. So here you go~! My crazy version of this awesome show you must watch. It will be following the episodes.

Everything is connected~! Stay holistic!

A Holistic Adventure

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Fanfiction

Chapter 1: Horizons - Part 1

Today would be the start of a new adventure. Amity Pierce could feel it in the air the moment she woke up. Don't ask her how she knew, she wouldn't exactly be able to give you the answer. It was just a feeling she had deep in her gut.

She picked up her phone to check and see if her friend Todd Brotzman had contacted her back at all. Nope, not at all. But she did receive another text message from his sister Amanda. The two girls were concerned with Todd as he hasn't been returning their calls lately.

Amity replied to Amanda's recent text. "I'll go check on him today. Just take care of yourself."

Poor Amanda was secluded to her house because of the disease she suffers from. Pararibulitis. It is a disease that causes very bad hallucinations that feel so real and made the girl feel like she was in a life and death situation stepping outside. Luckly she had her brother Todd and their high school friend Amity to look after her.

Amity got out of bed and got herself ready for the day ahead. She had a few errands to run before meeting up with Todd who was currently at his job at the hotel right now. She hoped his day was going well and everything was alright.

Todd was just sent up to check on the penthouse floor of the hotel. His boss said a "Do-not-disturb" sign had been on the door all night and wanted Todd to check on it.

He was already having a terrible start to his day. His landlord of the apartments he lived in went on a violent rampage with him today, demanding he give him the rent he owed him while he totaled his car. That caused him to have to take the bus to work. Todd already thought this day couldn't get any worse, but it was all about to change.

While waiting for the elevator to move, Todd took out his phone and called Amity.

"Hello? Todd?"

"Yes, hello Amity. Sorry I didn't get back to you. I've- I've been having a weird day." Todd replied.

"Oh," Amity gave a sigh of relief. "You're alright at least?"

"Y-Yeah."

"Well...I'm coming over to your place to check on you when you get off work. Sorry, I have to go. I need to finish up my errands. Bye!"

Todd looked to his phone, questioning why she seemed to be in a hurry to get off the phone. He shook it off and called back his sister, who didn't answer and went straight to voicemail.

"Listen, I'm not ignoring you, I just I don't know if I have the money right now, And I know I promised you, But there have been some Unforeseen circumstances. I'm going to get past it, and I'm gonna get you the money, - And you'll be able to -"

Suddenly the door to the elevator opened and Todd looked shocked to see the sight before him. He saw himself dressed in a furry coat yelling at someone hidden behind a wall while Amity was trying to calm him down.

"No, you lied to me the whole time and now you've screwed both of us! No! Silence! No! Don't you say a word. I don't want to hear Holy shit, this is when it happened."

Todd's eyes first caught Amity's looking to him shocked and then himself in the furry coat looking shocked. Amity gave an awkward wave to him and he saw himself grab Amity by the wrist and run away as the elevator door closed. "That means Come on!"

The confused and shocked Todd blinked his eyes. Did he just see himself and Amity yelling at someone? Who were they yelling at? What the heck is going on?

He was broken from his thoughts by the voice of his boss calling him from a walkie talkie. "Where the hell are you, Todd?"

" I-I don't know." He replied over the talkie.

"Have you checked out the penthouse?"

"I mean, I'm I'm on my way."

The elevator finally arrived to the penthouse and the lights flicked in the hallway. Todd walked slowly up to the door and found a lottery ticket covered in blood. He picked it up and put it in his pocket as he opened the door to the penthouse to see a murder scene before him.

It's official, this day just got weirder and worse. And it would continue to be that way from now on.

It was evening time when Amity finally arrived to Todd's apartment. She was walking through the hallway to make her way to his place when a strange guy in a yellow jacket looked to her in surprise. The man had a British accent and though she wouldn't admit it, was kind of cute. "It's you! You're the woman who kissed me!"

Cancel that, not cute. More like creep. Amity looked to him with a raised brow. "Excuse you? I didn't kiss you! We've only just met!"

"Ahhh," He stopped his sentence as if he realized something. "Of course! I'm Dirk Gently. I'm a detective."

Amity couldn't believe this guy as she looked to him with crossed arms. "Really? Cause as for as I'm concerned you're a skinny nerdy little boy who is trying to hit on me, but it isn't working. Now excuse me, but I'm here to see my friend."

She began to walk around him but he stopped her in her tracks. "Wait, you already know him?"

"Who? Are you talking about Todd?"

Dirk nodded. "Yes. I snuck into his apartment and well, I told him what I'm telling you now. You both are going to be my best friends and assistants!"

Amity decided to play along with this. A part of her was intrigued by it. "Oh, let me guess, he kicked you out and doesn't by it?"

"Yes, he did. But what exactly was he suppose to by?" Dirk asked her genuinely.

"Exactly. Excuse me, but I'm going to see him now and if you dare follow me I'll give you something you will never forget!" Amity told him and continued making her way.

Dirk once again stepped in front of her and this caused her to kick him straight in the balls. He fell to the ground in pain and she made her way to Todd's apartment.

Once Todd answered the door, Amity walked inside. "Todd, do you know what was up with that Dirk freak?"

"Oh, you ran into him. Did he hurt you? Are you okay?" He asked her, looking her over.

Amity waved it off and set her bag down on the couch. "I'm fine, but I'm not so sure about him. He wouldn't stop going on about how we were suppose to be his friends and assistants and how I kissed him."

"Wait, what? You kissed him?" Todd asked in confusion.

"Oh god no. But he kept saying I did. He was weird." Amity replied and plopped down onto the couch.

Todd went over and sat on the arm of the couch by her. "I found him breaking into my apartment and claiming to be a detective."

"Weird..."

"Yeah..."

"So how was your day?"

Todd looked down and Amity could tell his day wasn't so great. "Well...besides my landlord destroying my car, being a person of interest in a homicide that happened at the hotel, being fired from my job and that Dirk guy...today has sucked."

Amity sat up on the couch and took Todd into a comforting hug, which he glad accepted. "Oh dang. See, I knew today would be the start of a new adventure. Sure, it hasn't been a fun or sane one...but it's something new."

Todd couldn't do anything else but nod and took in the comforting warmth Amity provided him. He always seemed to find a part of himself liking her more than just a good high school friend.

Amity unconsciously began to softly pet his head before speaking up. "Todd, you should call back Amanda. She's been worried about you just as much as I have. She's your sister and she needs you."

He got up from his comfortable spot and grabbed his phone to call his sister back. They talked on the phone about the happenings of today and how Amanda was doing with her disease. It was then decided that tomorrow Amity and Todd would go to visit Amanda as Amity offered to give Todd a ride. It was the least she could do after all the tragedy of today.

And so they both retired to sleep. Todd went to his bedroom and Amity slept on the couch. Both thought this strange day would soon be over, but tomorrow would soon prove them wrong.

TBC