Here's a one-shot, about what happens when Jace gets a cellphone.


JACE POV

I hear a knock, and I get up and open the door.

I see Clary smiling.

"Hey, happy birthday!" She says then hugs me tightly and I kiss the top of her head, I'm so lucky to have someone like her...

"Since today's your birthday... I decided to get you a gift..."

I look at her sternly.

"Clary... we talked about this-" She silences me with a quick peck to the cheek.

"I know, but.. promise you won't get mad" I nod.

She pulls out a small box, wrapped in newspaper, with a little bow on top.

She pushes the box to me, urging me to open it.

I open it, there's a small device... resembles a Sensor, yes, it's a new Sen- wait, it isn't.

"What the hell is this?"

She raises an eyebrow at me skeptically.

"Really Jace? It's a cellphone."

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ALEC POV

I'm sitting peacefully, until I hear the screaming...

"I DON'T NEED A CELLPHONE!"

"Yes you do! I want to know if you're safe or not! Plus you need to get in touch with some technology, Jesus Christ!"

"I'M ALWAYS SAFE!"

"Jace! Stop screaming!"

"Take it back to the store!"

"NO!"

Yes, this will go on for a hell of a long time...

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Jace POV

"Okay, so this button, is what you press to answer phonecalls..." Clary continues.

"Then what's this for?"

"Ughhh Jace! That's the number 7!" She sighs. She looks up at me in frustration.

"Look, Clary I appreciate the effort, but I'm just not good at this..."

"No. Let's continue," She looks back at the cellphone.

"Okay, this red one, is what you press to end the call, got it?" I nod my head, she continues.

"Now, to send me a message, you press this center button called 'MENU' then scroll to 'MESSAGES' then you press 'COMPOSE MESSAGE' and you select 'CLARY 3' I already added myself to your contacts..."

"What's that little 3 next to your name?" I ask.

"Really? That's a heart..." She laughs and shakes her head. "Now, let's add you some contacts. Okay, so, let's get Isabelle, Magnus, Simon, and Alec for now..."

I stare at her in shock. "They all have cellphones?"

"Uh, duh, Jace!"

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Clary POV

I sit in my room and read quietly when I hear a 'beepbeepbeep' I snatch my cellphone and read the message.

From: Jace Wayland

To: Clary Fray

Kan you askk yur stupid boyfrend, to make hiss cat shut the hel up plz?

I answer his message.

From: Clary Fray

To: Jace Wayland

What?

Um... okay?

And what's up with your TERRIBLE spelling?

I hear another ping.

From: Jace Wayland

To: Clary Fray

oops... srry clary, that was fur alec, and nott my falt this keybord is so hardd to youse.

And i was nevr good at spelling.

Aww, Jace sucks at spelling!

How cute!

I reply back.

From: Clary Fray

To: Jace Wayland

Aww. LOL, its okay!

I love you!

xoxoxoxo

3

From: Jace Wayland

To: Clary Fray

I lube you 2.

From: Clary Fray

To: Jace Wayland

?

From: Jace Wayland

To: Clary Fray

I ment i loe you too.

From: Clary Fray

To: Jace Wayland

?

WHAT DOES LOE MEAN?

O.o

From: Jace Wayland

To: Clary Fray

I LOW YU !11

I hear a scream and a smash, I rush to my window , and see a broken chair lying in the grass.

Scooby Dooby doo, where are you?

La la la la la la la

I grab my phone and answer the call.

"Hello?"

"Clary, I meant to say I love you too."

"I know Jace, I was just teasing you."

"So... I just threw a chair out the window for no reason?"

"Yep."


THE END!

Yes it was suuuuuuper short.

But I kinda writer's block with "new beginning" so please bear with me..!

~IamAnAsshat