"Yo Pinky, what up?" That stupid silver haired son of a-, gun.
"Go fu-, bug off."
"Afraid to drop the F-bomb there pinky?" What the heck does it matter to him? I am sitting on the couch watching a movie when all the sudden that flipping son of a gun comes and ruins the moment.
"You ruined the moment."
"What moment? You were just sitting on your lazy bum watching a-, WHAT THE HELL WOMAN!" Ah, what magic a lovely fist can do to make a man shut up.
"I knew you wouldn't listen to shut up so I just made my actions louder than my words."
"Bitch. Well if you really wanted a touching moment, I could probably help you." He snakes his arm around my shoulder, his skin cold from being outside I guess. Wait, no, he was probably in his room.
"Your flipping cold! Where the heck have you been?"
"My room, Kakazu refuses to turn up the heat saying that it would cost to much, stupid penny pincher." I have to laugh at the last part because he is correct, Kakazu is a true penny pincher. He would sell Hidan if he thought that he could get some money for it, sadly he says, Hidan wouldn't be worth the fight, or the cussing.
"You know, you're not to bad looking when you smile, or laugh. The problem is the fact that you always looked like you're constipated, or depressed, Itachi seems to be rubbing off on you." Okay, he was doing just fine, then he had to make the stupid comment about my face, then Itachi, stupid bastard. And to think that I just sucker-punched him a few minutes, sigh, what a shame that he didn't learn to shut his face the first time. Oh well.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!"
"You made the stupid comment, not me." I slowly get myself out from under his arms.
"What the fuck is wrong with you?" That silver-haired bastard dares ask me what is my problem, man is he brave. I think I'll have a little fun with Hidan here.
"You do know that I have aids, right?"
"Wait, what!?"
"Itachi's."
"WHAT-THE-HELL!?" I love his expression right now, eyes wide open, jaw on the floor. Priceless. I skip up and kiss his cheek.
"You heard what I said, Itachi's."
"What's mine?" Crap.
"Oh nothing." I skip to him and kiss him on the cheek as well. I stand on the tips of my toes and whisper into Itachi's ear,
"Oh, I just told Hidan that you gave me aids, just go with it, it'll pay off trust me." I can see the smirk growing on his face.
"Copy." As I leave the room Kisame looks at me with narrowed eyes.
"What the hell is going on in there, Hidan looks like his dog died, if he had a dog, and wasn't Jashinist, I mean."
"I just told him that Itachi gave me aids." I say while skipping away. I turn around and smile and see Kisame watch me.
"What the hell!?" He says while turning back around to face Itachi's back. Oh, today is turning out to be a great day!
A/N: In case you don't know aids is a STD. Sexually Transmitted Disease. I hope that will clear any confusion about Hidan's reaction. MORE TO COME! :-)