Welcome to the beginning of the end.

I, MasterOsu, otherwise known as the Master of all that is Ohio State related, have trapped a certain few Naruto characters in a shed behind my house. Using my awesome powers and stuff, I can easily do anything I wish with the characters, and this is what I have chosen.

They will answer your questions. Any question, in fact, dumb or complex. Just ask it, and I'll force them to answer it, lest I shove some shiruken up their asses.

Good day.

Now let's check in on our interviewees, if that's a word.

(Naruto wakes up in a fit of panic underneath some sort of object. Upon further observation, he realizes it's Sasuke.)

Naruto: WHAT THE HELL SASUKE! GET OFF OF ME!

Sasuke: Eh what'd you say Frank? Top or bottom? Eh?

Naruto: What the hell?! No wonder people think you're gay!

(Sasuke snaps to.)

Sasuke: I what? What? Shut up Naruto! God, you're such a nuisance!

Naruto: ...Takes one to know one!

Sakura: Shut up Naruto! Stop picking on Sasuke!

(Naruto and Sasuke realize that Sakura is there.)

Sasuke: Where are we?

Naruto: I don't know...I'm hungry.

(Suddenly, a mysterious figure appears out of nowhere.)

Mysterious Figure That Appeared Out of Nowhere: HA! It seems you have awoken! Welcome to my shed, where you will be forced to answer the reader's questions or you won't get any food.

Naruto: BUT I'M HUNGRY! I need something tasty...like ramen. Or beautiful, like Sakura.

Sakura: Don't hit on me. I like Sasuke, get over it.

Naruto: ...

Sasuke: Damn, don't I get a say in this love triangle?!

Mysterious Figure That Appeared Out of Nowhere: No, you don't Sasuke. Running off with the gayest character in the show pretty much knocked out any respect I, and everyone else, had for you.

Sasuke: IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT I RAN AWAY FROM KONOHA TO GET AWAY FROM!

Mysterious Figure That Appeared Out of Nowhere: Okay, I need to get rid of that overly-long name. Now it will be "MasterOsu." Oh, and you guys, you should look around you. There are more people.

(Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura look around and spot Gaara, Rock Lee, Neji, Hinata, and Shikamaru.)

Sasuke: Great. Just great. I'm stuck in a shed with an annoying neusance, an obsessively annoying girl, a homicidal freak, a poorly-dressed weakling, a fate-obsessed genius, a weakling with no backbone, and a lazy idiot. OH JOY.

MasterOsu: They'll wake up in time to answer questions. But before I write the next chapter, we need some reviews! So please review and ask questions.

Review Button: Touch me. TOUCH ME!

TO BE CONTINUED