Author's Notes: Hey guys! This is my first fanfic ...so have mercy...and tell
me what you think by reviewing. Thanks! BTW I don't own any of the
characters blah, blah, blah...well anyway enjoy the story!
Chapter One
It was their 6th year at Hogwarts. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were about to have one of the most difficult times of their lives. They were all sitting in the Great Hall, and, as usual, Dumbledore was about to make his usual speech. "Padfoot, will you stop bouncing up and down; you're making a scene," Remus pleaded. "Sorry mate, but I can't stand another one of these speeches!" Sirius moaned. Ahem, Sirius shouted as he put on his best "Dumbledore" voice. " 'Welcome to another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Blah, blah, blah. Let's eat!' " James laughed at his friend's stupidity and truthfulness. Meanwhile, Dumbledore started his speech by clearing his throat. "Thank you, Sirius, for that wonderful introduction." "No problem!" Sirius responded haughtily. "This year," started Dumbledore, " we're going to be promoting an intra- house bonding and co-operation program. Now, before you all start jumping to equally horrible conclusions, I'm going to explain what I mean by this."
"This year, the staff and I have come to the conclusion that by sorting each of you into separate houses, we have been preventing intra-house friendships from forming. I realize that The Sorting has been part of the school since it was founded, so we have come up with a new way of getting you to know each other. From now on, we will have different houses sharing Commonrooms. However, this new arrangement shall not be co-ed, and there will only be 8 people to each room. For example, certain boys of Ravenclaw will go with certain boys of Hufflepuff, etc. The new arrangements shall be given to you following this ceremony."
James and Sirius began whining and moaning to Remus, who was equally distressed by the speech. Peter started hyperventilating until Sirius, who was thrashing his arms around frantically, accidentally whacked him in the nose. James's laughter for Peter turned into a whimpering because he was still thinking about whom they might be paired up with.
"Moony," Sirius began, "what if we get stuck with Malfoy and his gang of narks?!" Before Lupin could respond, Peter burst out into a squealing sound.
"Ah! I can't be stuck with them! They're evil...and narks...and stupid!!!" James shrieked. Luckily, before the entire school erupted into chaos, the arrangement sheets appeared in everyone's hands.
The following students shall be in the same room.
Black
Snape
Lupin
Crabbe
Pettigrew
Goyle
Potter
Malfoy "No. No. No. No. No. No." "Wormtail, would you shut-up?!" James, Lupin, and Sirius shouted simultaneously. "You guys, I have realized that there is no point in fighting with fate. We are being forced to room with these narks, and room with them is what we must do!" Sirius said calmly. "Wow, Padfoot, I'm impressed at how responsible.... you.... are.... being...." Lupin finished doubtfully. "Wait a second, what are you planning?" Sirius responded with a diabolical grin on his face, "Nothing." "Nothing, or something?" "I doooon't knooooow." Lupin rolled his eyes and started mumbling things under his breath while James and Sirius exchanged glances and burst into fits of uncontrollable, maniacal laughter.
Lupin was walking up to their new room while James and Sirius were talking in whispers, cackling, talking in whispers again, and then snickering, and Peter was lagging behind them in a pathetic attempt to keep pace with his friends. When they finally reached the room, Lupin muttered the password and they all moped into their impending doom. Sirius greeted the blob napping in the chair, Snape, by creeping up behind him and bellowing a loud and obnoxious tune.
SOOOOOMEWHEEEEERE, OVER THE RAINBOW
WAAAAAAAY UUUUUUUUUUUUP HIIIIIIIIIIGH
THERE'S A LAND THAT I'VE HEARD OF
ONCE IN A LUUUUULLLLAAAABYYYYY
Snape immediately bolted upright and squealed, as James and Sirius started rolling on the floor with laughter. Lupin couldn't help but smirk and Peter, always a little slow on the uptake, starting laughing after a few moments delay. Their laughter was rudely interrupted by a cold, loathsome voice behind them. "Very clever. I expected more from you, Sirius." "Well, it was a spur of the moment type of thing, but don't worry, I'll make sure I get you so badly, that you'll be running home to your mommy, Malfoy. Of course, that's not saying much, is it? You go running home to her when you get a paper cut." James guffawed in the background, and they all walked away to get their possessions into their bedroom.
"On the bright side, it's just the four of us in this bedroom, so we don't have to hear Malfoy snoring," Lupin said sardonically. They started unpacking their things silently, until James randomly said, "Hey mates, do you think that Lily might be interested in me this year?"
"Listen to me Prongs, you have been trying to get Lily Evans to fall in love with you since you met her. It's not going to happen," Sirius said sympathetically. James hung his head and Sirius felt bad for saying that to him, so he finished with, "That is, unless we Marauder's don't help you out." That seemed to brighten James's mood a bit. Lupin yawned, "Hey mates, I think I'm going to head to bed....and please, please don't terrorize the Slytherins, yet. Just wait, until we can come up with a prank that will not blow up the school!"
"Don't worry, Moony. What do you think we are? Animals?!" quipped Sirius, while James and Peter snickered and Lupin glared and rolled his eyes.
Remus fell asleep within minutes, and Peter followed suit and went to bed, which left James and Sirius to plan.
"So," began Sirius, "what shall we do to them? Firecrackers, potions that wreak havoc on their health, or spells to change their appearances?"
"How about," replied James growing quieter, "we..."
"Hahaha! That's a great idea! How about we go do it now...they'll be in for a surprise tomorrow morning!"
The next morning...
Sirius and James were wide-awake and sitting in the common room choking back laughter. When Remus, quickly followed by Peter, came downstairs he took one look at his two friends and started questioning them about what they had done.
"Moony, we've told you before you don't have to worry so much! We are two, responsible, 16 year old guys. Please, Moony, it's called trust," replied James.
"The last time I 'trusted' you, you turned all of potions class into a bunch of CHICKENS!" retorted Lupin.
"They deserved it!" shouted Sirius, and Remus rolled his eyes.
"Eeep!" squeaked Peter, "we only have 30 seconds to get to breakfast!"
"We-haha-wouldn't-want to-ha-miss-that!" stuttered Sirius.
The marauders all sprinted down to breakfast and made sure to sit with the Slytherins. Lucius Malfoy was sitting next to his girlfriend, Narcissa Black.
"This is going to be great," whispered Sirius to Lupin.
"What did you do?"
"You'll see in a minute," replied James. At that moment they heard a slap and looked over to see Narcissa Black smack Lucius so hard his eyes started to water.
5 minutes earlier...
"Lu-u-ci-usss" pouted Narcissa, "why didn't you call me?" I missed you."
"Well, let me think, you're whiny, conceited, and quite frankly the sound of your voice makes me cringe."
"WHAT?!"
"I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say, is that I was to busy snogging Bella to even think about you."
"You nark! I can't believe you just said that to me! Don't you love me?"
"No! I love slugs more than you! They, at least, don't constantly talk about clothes, make-up, and how horrible their lives are! Plus, they're better looking!"
SLAP
Present...
"Oh my wizard! That was hilarious. I guess it's true what they say, the truth is dangerous," snorted Sirius.
"What did you two do to him?" interrogated Lupin.
"Just a healthy dose of a truth spell," replied James. "Besides it'll be good for him."
"When does it wear off?"
"At the end of the day."
"This is going to be one great day," stated Sirius with an evil grin.
More author notes: Please people, give me some ideas for some truthful things Snape or somebody would say. It might spice things up a bit....
Upcoming events: Well, I don't want to give away too much yet...here's a hint....James has a dream....and somebody overhears him talking in his sleep.
Chapter One
It was their 6th year at Hogwarts. James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter were about to have one of the most difficult times of their lives. They were all sitting in the Great Hall, and, as usual, Dumbledore was about to make his usual speech. "Padfoot, will you stop bouncing up and down; you're making a scene," Remus pleaded. "Sorry mate, but I can't stand another one of these speeches!" Sirius moaned. Ahem, Sirius shouted as he put on his best "Dumbledore" voice. " 'Welcome to another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Blah, blah, blah. Let's eat!' " James laughed at his friend's stupidity and truthfulness. Meanwhile, Dumbledore started his speech by clearing his throat. "Thank you, Sirius, for that wonderful introduction." "No problem!" Sirius responded haughtily. "This year," started Dumbledore, " we're going to be promoting an intra- house bonding and co-operation program. Now, before you all start jumping to equally horrible conclusions, I'm going to explain what I mean by this."
"This year, the staff and I have come to the conclusion that by sorting each of you into separate houses, we have been preventing intra-house friendships from forming. I realize that The Sorting has been part of the school since it was founded, so we have come up with a new way of getting you to know each other. From now on, we will have different houses sharing Commonrooms. However, this new arrangement shall not be co-ed, and there will only be 8 people to each room. For example, certain boys of Ravenclaw will go with certain boys of Hufflepuff, etc. The new arrangements shall be given to you following this ceremony."
James and Sirius began whining and moaning to Remus, who was equally distressed by the speech. Peter started hyperventilating until Sirius, who was thrashing his arms around frantically, accidentally whacked him in the nose. James's laughter for Peter turned into a whimpering because he was still thinking about whom they might be paired up with.
"Moony," Sirius began, "what if we get stuck with Malfoy and his gang of narks?!" Before Lupin could respond, Peter burst out into a squealing sound.
"Ah! I can't be stuck with them! They're evil...and narks...and stupid!!!" James shrieked. Luckily, before the entire school erupted into chaos, the arrangement sheets appeared in everyone's hands.
The following students shall be in the same room.
Black
Snape
Lupin
Crabbe
Pettigrew
Goyle
Potter
Malfoy "No. No. No. No. No. No." "Wormtail, would you shut-up?!" James, Lupin, and Sirius shouted simultaneously. "You guys, I have realized that there is no point in fighting with fate. We are being forced to room with these narks, and room with them is what we must do!" Sirius said calmly. "Wow, Padfoot, I'm impressed at how responsible.... you.... are.... being...." Lupin finished doubtfully. "Wait a second, what are you planning?" Sirius responded with a diabolical grin on his face, "Nothing." "Nothing, or something?" "I doooon't knooooow." Lupin rolled his eyes and started mumbling things under his breath while James and Sirius exchanged glances and burst into fits of uncontrollable, maniacal laughter.
Lupin was walking up to their new room while James and Sirius were talking in whispers, cackling, talking in whispers again, and then snickering, and Peter was lagging behind them in a pathetic attempt to keep pace with his friends. When they finally reached the room, Lupin muttered the password and they all moped into their impending doom. Sirius greeted the blob napping in the chair, Snape, by creeping up behind him and bellowing a loud and obnoxious tune.
SOOOOOMEWHEEEEERE, OVER THE RAINBOW
WAAAAAAAY UUUUUUUUUUUUP HIIIIIIIIIIGH
THERE'S A LAND THAT I'VE HEARD OF
ONCE IN A LUUUUULLLLAAAABYYYYY
Snape immediately bolted upright and squealed, as James and Sirius started rolling on the floor with laughter. Lupin couldn't help but smirk and Peter, always a little slow on the uptake, starting laughing after a few moments delay. Their laughter was rudely interrupted by a cold, loathsome voice behind them. "Very clever. I expected more from you, Sirius." "Well, it was a spur of the moment type of thing, but don't worry, I'll make sure I get you so badly, that you'll be running home to your mommy, Malfoy. Of course, that's not saying much, is it? You go running home to her when you get a paper cut." James guffawed in the background, and they all walked away to get their possessions into their bedroom.
"On the bright side, it's just the four of us in this bedroom, so we don't have to hear Malfoy snoring," Lupin said sardonically. They started unpacking their things silently, until James randomly said, "Hey mates, do you think that Lily might be interested in me this year?"
"Listen to me Prongs, you have been trying to get Lily Evans to fall in love with you since you met her. It's not going to happen," Sirius said sympathetically. James hung his head and Sirius felt bad for saying that to him, so he finished with, "That is, unless we Marauder's don't help you out." That seemed to brighten James's mood a bit. Lupin yawned, "Hey mates, I think I'm going to head to bed....and please, please don't terrorize the Slytherins, yet. Just wait, until we can come up with a prank that will not blow up the school!"
"Don't worry, Moony. What do you think we are? Animals?!" quipped Sirius, while James and Peter snickered and Lupin glared and rolled his eyes.
Remus fell asleep within minutes, and Peter followed suit and went to bed, which left James and Sirius to plan.
"So," began Sirius, "what shall we do to them? Firecrackers, potions that wreak havoc on their health, or spells to change their appearances?"
"How about," replied James growing quieter, "we..."
"Hahaha! That's a great idea! How about we go do it now...they'll be in for a surprise tomorrow morning!"
The next morning...
Sirius and James were wide-awake and sitting in the common room choking back laughter. When Remus, quickly followed by Peter, came downstairs he took one look at his two friends and started questioning them about what they had done.
"Moony, we've told you before you don't have to worry so much! We are two, responsible, 16 year old guys. Please, Moony, it's called trust," replied James.
"The last time I 'trusted' you, you turned all of potions class into a bunch of CHICKENS!" retorted Lupin.
"They deserved it!" shouted Sirius, and Remus rolled his eyes.
"Eeep!" squeaked Peter, "we only have 30 seconds to get to breakfast!"
"We-haha-wouldn't-want to-ha-miss-that!" stuttered Sirius.
The marauders all sprinted down to breakfast and made sure to sit with the Slytherins. Lucius Malfoy was sitting next to his girlfriend, Narcissa Black.
"This is going to be great," whispered Sirius to Lupin.
"What did you do?"
"You'll see in a minute," replied James. At that moment they heard a slap and looked over to see Narcissa Black smack Lucius so hard his eyes started to water.
5 minutes earlier...
"Lu-u-ci-usss" pouted Narcissa, "why didn't you call me?" I missed you."
"Well, let me think, you're whiny, conceited, and quite frankly the sound of your voice makes me cringe."
"WHAT?!"
"I didn't mean to say that. What I meant to say, is that I was to busy snogging Bella to even think about you."
"You nark! I can't believe you just said that to me! Don't you love me?"
"No! I love slugs more than you! They, at least, don't constantly talk about clothes, make-up, and how horrible their lives are! Plus, they're better looking!"
SLAP
Present...
"Oh my wizard! That was hilarious. I guess it's true what they say, the truth is dangerous," snorted Sirius.
"What did you two do to him?" interrogated Lupin.
"Just a healthy dose of a truth spell," replied James. "Besides it'll be good for him."
"When does it wear off?"
"At the end of the day."
"This is going to be one great day," stated Sirius with an evil grin.
More author notes: Please people, give me some ideas for some truthful things Snape or somebody would say. It might spice things up a bit....
Upcoming events: Well, I don't want to give away too much yet...here's a hint....James has a dream....and somebody overhears him talking in his sleep.