Disclaimer: Jak is not mine. I did not create it is a game made by the naughty dog company, I do not work for naughty dog in any way. this is just my stupid short, stupid story.
The Stupid Adventures of Jak and Daxter
One shiny day in Happyville Jak is in a building, auditioning for a movie. His hetro life partner Daxter, the director, is planning on making a movie. The movie is about a guy named Jak living in a small town but when an evil sinister mobster Praxis poos on Daxter's head and steals his cash. Now Daxter is missing. So the Green Sage travels through time to prevent the pooing on the head but fails to do so due to some paradox thingy mabob.
But unfortunately Jak is not hired for the part of Jak but instead Keanu Reeves is. Daxter of course playes Daxter and Sage is played by Will Smith. Keira is played by none other than J-Lo. Praxis was going to be played by the good old fashioned David Spade, but he suffered from injuries to the head after monkeys threw feces at him. So, now Praxis is played by Ben Affleck. So now Daxter is in his first day of shooting, when he is finished he will release it to the public (Bernie Mac).
The Stupid Adventures of Jak and Daxter
One shiny day in Happyville Jak is in a building, auditioning for a movie. His hetro life partner Daxter, the director, is planning on making a movie. The movie is about a guy named Jak living in a small town but when an evil sinister mobster Praxis poos on Daxter's head and steals his cash. Now Daxter is missing. So the Green Sage travels through time to prevent the pooing on the head but fails to do so due to some paradox thingy mabob.
But unfortunately Jak is not hired for the part of Jak but instead Keanu Reeves is. Daxter of course playes Daxter and Sage is played by Will Smith. Keira is played by none other than J-Lo. Praxis was going to be played by the good old fashioned David Spade, but he suffered from injuries to the head after monkeys threw feces at him. So, now Praxis is played by Ben Affleck. So now Daxter is in his first day of shooting, when he is finished he will release it to the public (Bernie Mac).