It all started on a cold December night, when a young woman was home alone in her pajamas.
Her name was Kelsey, and her life was about to be changed FOREVER.
She was huddled in her dark room, illuminated only by her laptop. Scrolling through her favourite website, she decided to post something scandalous:
"ONE DIRECTION SUCKS, ZAYN IS FUGLY"
"That'll show 'em," she said to herself with a giggle, and posted it with glee.
Unfortunately, the post did not garner much attention. Kelsey felt really sad that her attempt had fallen flat, but she insisted on trying again. Over the course of the week, she posted as much hatred for the band as her RAM would allow.
A few days of labour-intensive posting finally yielded one response. An anonymous user sent the message: u cant judge ppl if u havent met them k. i met them b4 and theyre rely amzing
Kelsey threw her head back and cackled with scorn. She replied: Yeah fucking right. They're ugly assholes.
She received a second message shortly thereafter. It was A LINK
"But you can't post links in-" Kelsey was cut off by the omniscient narrator, who needs this rule to be broken in order to move the story forward.
Kelsey followed the link with trepidation. She flinched when a sickeningly cutesy website popped up. The title page was emblazoned with: "WIN A DATE WITH ZAYN MALIK!"
To be continued...