Chapter 1: The Story Begins

I have been planning on writing this story for MONTHS, but I have been busy with my other stories, and now I like to presents this The Princess Bride! Enjoy!

Cast...

Hiccup: Westley

Dagur: the Prince

Drew: Inigo

Gobber: Fezzik

Mildew: Vezzini

Astrid, Hikari, Snotloud: Sick kids

Fishlegs: The one reading the story

And Iris as The Princess Bride!

Astrid, Hikari, and Snotloud lay in their beds sick.

Hikari had gotten the flu, and had managed to give it to the other two while they were playing, so here they were. Bored out of their minds.

Fishlegs couldn't stand to see them so miserable, so he decided to help them out.

"Hey guys," He said as he walked in. "How're you feeling?"

"We're feeling a little better." Said Astrid. "Thank you for asking."

"Yeah, but we're bored." Said Snotloud.

"Well then, it's lucky for you that I'm here." Said Fishlegs. "I've got just the thing for you guys."

"What's that Legs?" Hikari asked.

"Well, I have here a book." He took an old book out from behind his back.

"A book?" Snotloud scoffed. "What good's that gonna do?"

"Well, my Grandpa used to read it to my Dad when he was sick, and my Dad used to read it to me when I was sick, so now I'm gonna read it to you."

"What's it about?"

"Oh, all kinds of cool things! Fighting, monsters, pirates, revenge, miracles, and true love."

"Oh, that sounds wonderful!" Said Hikari.

"Yeah, except the love stuff." Snotloud grumbled. "Okay, I'll try not to fall asleep."

"You're too kind." Said Fishlegs. "Now, let's see…" He opened the book. "It's called 'The Princess Bride'…

The next thing you see is a beautiful countryside, and a medieval era farmhouse.

Iris was raised on a small farm in the medieval country of Berk. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy. His name was Hiccup, but she never called him that.

"Isn't that an good beginning?" Fishlegs asked.

"Yeah, great." Snotloud replied sarcastically.

Back to the story…

Nothing gave Iris as much pleasure as bossing Hiccup around.

Iris walked up to Hiccup.

"Farm boy," She said. "Polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning!"

"As you wish." Was all Hiccup said, before he let to do as he was told.

"As you wish" was all Hiccup ever said to her.

On another day, Hiccup was chopping wood, until Iris brought two buckets up to him.

"Fill these with water." She said. She paused as Hiccup looked at her. "…Please."

"As you wish." Hiccup replied.

Hiccup walked away, but Iris never took her eyes off him.

That day, Iris was surprised to discover that when Hiccup said "as you wish," he really meant "I love you."

That night, Hiccup came in carrying firewood and Iris stared at him.

And what amazed her the most was the realization that she truly loved him back.

Hiccup noticed Iris staring and smiled at her.

Iris blushed and pointed to a nearby pitcher of water. "Hand me that pitcher." She said.

Hiccup picked up the pitcher and handed it to Iris. "As you wish." Hiccup replied, softly.

The next day, Iris walked out to find Hiccup working on something.

Hiccup stopped working when he noticed Iris had walked up to him.

The two of them looked into each-other's eyes. And then, their lips touched, and they became locked in a passionate kiss.

"Wait, wait!" Snotloud interrupted.

"What?" Fishlegs asked, putting down the book.

"Is this gonna be a kissing book?"

"Shut up Snotload!" Said Astrid.

"Yeah, we want to hear the story." Hikari added. "Please continue Fishlegs, I want to know what happened next to Hiccup and Iris."

"Come on!" Snotload whined. "I wanna hear about the action! When does it get good?"

"Just hold on," Said Fishlegs, picking the book back up. "We're getting there. Anyway…

Hiccup had no money to get married to Iris, so he packed his bags and left to go to sea and seek his fortune.

Hiccup held Iris in his arms before setting off for the dock. Poor Iris had tears in her eyes.

"I'm afraid I'll never see you again." She sobbed.

"Of course you will." Hiccup said soothingly. "I'll be back, I promise."

"But… what if something happens to you?"

"Don't worry. No matter what, I'll come for you."

"How can you be sure?"

"This is true love Iris. Do you think this happens every day?"

Iris sadly shook her head.

She looked up at Hiccup and forced herself to smile. For his sake.

He held her for another minute, kissed her, and left.

As he walked away, Iris watched him go, still crying for fear of her beloved.

"Hiccup never reached his destination." Fishlegs narrated. "His ship was attacked by the dread pirate Drago, who never leaves prisoners alive. And when Iris heard the news that Hiccup had been murdered by pirates-"

"Murdered by pirates is good." Said Snotloud.

"She locked herself in her room and neither ate nor slept for days…

Iris sat in her room with an emotionless expression on her face. "I will never love again." She said, without any emotion at all.

Five years later, the castle of Station Square, the capital of Westopolis, was abuzz with activity. Everyone had come to hear an announcement from the prince.

Prince Dagur, son of King Stoick, had just chosen a bride.

"My people!" Dagur said in a French accent, as he stood at the top of a castle tower overlooking a crowd. "In one month Westopolis will celebrate it's 500th anniversary! At that time I shall merry a woman who was once a commoner like yourselves. Though I doubt you'd find her so common now. Would you like to meet her?" The crowd cheered "Yes!" and a nearby door opened.

A girl stepped through the door for everyone to see, and the crowd became speechless.

"My people!" Said Dagur. "I give you: Princes… Iris!"

The crowd cheered, but Iris's face remained emotionless.

Although the law allowed Dagur to choose his bride, Iris did not love him.

Now, her only joy could be found in her daily ride through the countryside.

"How sad." Hikari cried. "Poor Iris."

"Yeah, yeah." Said Snotloud. "Can we pleeeeeeeaaase get to the action!"

"Just wait a moment!" Fishlegs snapped back. "Okay, where were we? Oh yeah…

Iris took her horse and rode through the nearby woods.

She had ridden quite a far distance from the castle and soon saw a man with a long grey beard and a Viking helmet, standing with a young boy with black hair and red highlights, and a large mid age blond man that was missing his left hand and right foot.

"A word Milady?" Said the man with the long grey beard, bowing. "We are three wandering circus performers who have lost our way. Could you tell me where we may find a village to rest?"

"There isn't a village." Iris replied. "There's nothing around for miles."

"Good… then there will be no one for miles to hear you scream." The man nodded to the midage blond man, who walked up to Iris.

Before she can scream or ride away, the middle aged man gently grabbed the back of her neck and pressed a nerve, causing her to pass out.

"Perfect." Said Mildew. "Now our plan can commence."

Chaos dose not own The Princess Bride or HTTYD but she owns Iris, Hikari belongs to WingBladeWeaver1357, and Drew belongs to RedDiEnd.