"Put your hands up, and turn those frowns upside down!" Joker shouted as he barged into the bank. "Or else I'll do it for you, hahahaha!" He pushed the pistol tip down and it slid down to a normal sized gun. "You know, I think I'll just do it anyway, it feels like that kind of day!" The Joker danced over and sprayed a guard in the face with his flower and he fell to the ground laughing. "You know, I just have the feeling something's missing...either I'm not wearing underwear today or... I KNOW! Batsy's not here! Where could he be, I hope nothing bad happened to him..."

Iron Man crashed in through the wall. "OH YEAH." He shook his head for a moment and looked around. "I am Iron Man, and I have no idea why I just made that reference." He hovered forward and looked at the Joker. "Wait, why are you still doing what you're doing, where's Bat-breath?"

"I was about to ask you the same thing, metal man, he seems to follow you around a lot lately..."

Iron Man shuddered for a moment. "Don't remind me. So if he's not pestering me, and not breaking your face in, then where is he?"

Cut to a house in the suburbs somewhere...

An overweight Batman barged out of the doors of one of the houses, carrying a bag of trash, a camera man was in front of him. "Today I'm going to teach you how to take out the trash. You'll need: Some trash, a trash bag, a trash can... AND LEGS! I already put my trash in the bag, let's put it where it belongs."

As Batman approached his trash can, Iron Man popped out of it and blasted his bag. "What's up, doc?"

"DAMMIT! I was taking that out, you idiot." Batman shouted before starting to pick up his garbage.

"Really, Bats? What happened to you, you're a big fat fuckin' mess!" Iron Man tried to get out of the can, but it fell to its side. "OW! My ass!"

"I'm through with the crime fighting game... and revenge game, I'm spending my time doing the teaching people how to do average everyday things now on YouTube... game"

"I think exercising should be the next thing you teach them to do, chunkles." Iron Man hopped up and noticed a quick eye twitch from Batman. "You know, either that or perhaps how to get liposuction... Ooh! Or, or 'Jazzercising With: Fatman and Robin!'. Yeah, I think I like that one the most, what do you say?"

Batman cracked his neck quickly and tossed his trash to the ground. "I say it's payback time, BITCH!"

"That's the Batman I know!" Iron Man said happily. "Wait, no... that's not a good thing." Batman quickly swung a fist at him, but Iron Man dodged. "Easy there, big boy, don't give yourself a heart attack. In fact, allow me to instead." He punched Batman in the heart area, sending him flying back into his house... which upon the impact totally collapsed. "That was totally unnecessary... but awesome! Now that this is done, I'm gonna go drink some beer!" Iron Man flew away.

Robin walked down the street seconds later and noticed the house in rubble. "WHAT THE HELL? I leave the house for one minute and you destroy it! What happened, did you jump and cause the foundation to shake or something?"

"...Fuckin' A..." Batman mumbled in the debris.