GOKU4EVEROnce upon a time on the streets of New York a man sits outside of a 7-11 starving. "spare some change" is written on a super sayin cardboard sign. His name is Goku, a man from outer space. After defeating all of the bad guys in the universe Goku had no way to make income anymore, apparently no can give a hero of multiple worlds with great hair a job in this economy. Have you seen his hair? Its so upright. . SOOOOOOO goku was like starving to death and he was really craving some kamehamehamburger when all of a sudden KRILLEN rides by in a super sweet el camino! "Ey essay" he shrieks " why so glum?" "Krillen" goku says " I'm fucking poor man, How would you look?" Krillin face shifts from puffy to EXFUCKINGSTATIC "well better then yo poo black ass that's fo sure!" "you should just do what I do Goki baby and sell some of those sensu beans like I do!" "THE KIDS EAT EM UP IT'S A TOTAL EXCELLENT HIGH" Goku looks grumpy! "NOWAI IM NO PUSHER MAN." " You wanna make everyone feel great forever, well get it through your head man, everything is not great and no amount of sensu beans can fix that!1!1!" Krillin looks dopey "jeez sorry man chill out here lemme buy you a kamehamehamburger and a small spirit bomb sprite" "Thanks man" goku exclaims walk into the local Majindonalds when something shiny caught Gokus perfect eyes the sign read "BORED WITH YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE! LOOKING FOR EXCITING NEW ADVENTURES IN EXCITING NEW PLACES! MEET NEW PEOPLE! TRAINING EXPERIENCE IS A MUST! Please call Mr K 1-555-555-1337 for more information. GOKU LOOKS SO EXCITED NOW OMG CAN YOU IMANGE HIS FACE IT LOOKS LIKE THIS : - 0 and he says "KRILLIN GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING NEXTEL AND KRILLINS ALL LIKE OKAY GOKU SURE THING BUT HEY PLEASE DON'T TALK TO LONG BECAUSE I HAVE PAY BY THE MINUTE OMGLOL" "so goku calls up MR K and he seems like a real nice guy. MR K says "common down for an interview, when can you make it" and since goku knows instant transmission cause hes a fucking level 5 super sayin he like poof im in your office! Hi Mr K my name is goku we talked on the the phone. " hello Goku its nice to meet you" "please call me Ash" GOKU trys to be funny"LOL OKAY Ash please call me goku" "yeah that's what I planned on doing" ash said rolling his eyes like a giant ball of giant ball of COSMIC SPIRIT ENERGY. "so whats this job, I'll do anything just to get back on my feet" goku asks desperately, "WELL OBVIOUSLY" ash says to goku "first you need to undergo an interview process please have a super sayin seat." Goku sits down. "now mr goku" asked ash "let me ask you about some some of you hobbies!" Goku is a like "well I like shooting shit out of my hands, killing colorful aliens and oh yeah about that training thing, I totally love working out in my personal hyperbolic time chamber you know how that goes, I mean look at these guns. Goku points to his biceps that are covered in tattoos of little animals and a small quote from Ke$ha." Ash looks at Goku kinda like OMGYOUARESODUMB but this guy, yeah he's got that certain kinda charm, it seems like he could really be the very best. "Mr goku" Ash says very seriously "CONGRADULATIONS YOU GOT THE JOB AND NOW YOUR NO LONGER HOMELESS AND POOR YAYAYAYAY" GOKU GETS SO HAPPY THAT HE JUMPS UP AND DOES A FREEZE FRAME TAKE OF HIM IN THE AIR WITH HIS FIST UP WITH A DRAMATIC SUNSET IN THE BACKROUND. Perfect. "Great when can I start?" "Today" ash says as he holds out a small red and white ball, "Goku your very own POKEMON legend is about to unfold."