Drake and Dr. Bell
Prologue
Drake Bell. You all know who he is. You all think he's hot. And you all think he sounds like Jason Mraz when he sings. Not me! Oral exams on him at two. Fans wreak havoc to find him. Why doesn't anyone love Josh?
"Josh, what are you writing? Not your stupid journal again. You just write imaginary stuff in there. I read it one time and I couldn't stop laughing." Drake came into the room and Josh quickly hid his journal.
"AAAHHHHH!!!!" Josh jumped on his brother and clobbered him. "Oh, no, I've killed him. Yes! Now I can write my journal in peace."
"Oh, yeah?" Drake said rather weakly.
"Why won't you die? Drake, I need a girl. And you always take them all, so that's why I have an imaginary journal. Cause I imagine having a girl. Do you understand that? Drake?"
But Drake had disappeared.