A/N: I have no idea what this is, tbh. I wrote it as a joke, 'cause the fourth movie came out. I actually started writing this 2 years ago, and I just now finished it. Because I started it 2 years ago, Sam Weedwhacker is the lead. Anyways, this story features four human OCs in it. Slik, Skreek, Trekk, and Morticia. Yep...Murder, Arson, and Jaywalking. As for my transformer OCs I plan on using? Well, just watch for yourself.

Anyways enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Just review, telling me what I can add to make it funnier.

Disclaimer: I do not mean to offend fans of Transformers (I'm a little "meh" on the series, but I don't hate it) I'm doing this for fun cause I like writing parodies of things (and that includes things I like)

Some lame action packed scene with 5,000 explosions happens and then we skip to the important part. The part where Sam and his new leading lady come in.

In walks a girl with lime green hair cut in a short bob, and tied into a nubby ponytail. She's ridiculously pale. She wears maroon lipstick, and grey make-up, with really thick black eyeliner. She's super skinny, wears an outfit like Marceline's from that AT ep 'Henchman' but she wears buckle combat boots instead of high-heels. At the moment, she was wearing a lab coat along with her outfit.

She has her nose deep into a book. Then Sam Witwicky-wittwickey-witttwiki-witwikee-or however the heck that's spelled comes up to her.

"Hey Mortay!" said Sam

"Shuddup, I hate you" replied Morticia, extremely annoyed.

"D'awww, you really do love me?" asked Sam

"No, I said that I HATE you." replied Morticia

"Your lips say no, but your eyes say-" said Sam before Morticia punched him in the face.

"SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU PRETURD?" asked Morticia

"Of course I do, girly friend!" replied Sam.

Morticia face palmed.

Then Slik, Morticia's real boyfriend came in. Slik could be described as looking like a young, energetic punk rock professor, who rides a motorcycle.

"Oh hey Slik. Have you seen my brother Skreek? He's been gone a while..." said Morticia

"No..." said Professor Slik Van Steel

"Yeah...I thought you'd not know either..." replied Morticia

Then Morticia's brother, Skreek Auminox came in.

"Skreek? Where were you?" asked Morticia

"Nowhere sis...Just betraying you and the autobots-DANG IT! I wasn't supposed to give away the plot this early..." replied Skreek

Then Morticia's weird, odd-ball, freakish, childish, creepy, inappropriate cousin Trekk Yakitori came in drinking a can of sugar flavored sugar juice.

"Sup! I'm hyper! Are YOU hyper? Nyan cat! Nyan cat! Nya! Nya! Nya!" squeaked Trekk

"Ugggghhhh! I TOLD YOU GUYS NOT TO GIVE HIM ANY TYPE OF SUGAR! HOW MUCH MORE DO I HAVE TO MAKE THAT CLEAR?" yelled Morticia

"I like it when you get mad and feisty!" said Sam, as he put his hand on Morticia's head.

"Don't touch me you idiot!" yelled Morticia

"Sorry" said Sam

Then, Optimist Prime just bursts in. And yes, I do mean OPTIMIST.

"Man! It's good to be optimistic!" said Optimist

Morticia just looked as if she wished she could get the heck out of there.

Then, the Decepticons burst in, they attacked the place, and caused everyone to have to flee.

For months, the main group was separated. Then, everyone happened to run into each other at a smoothie shop. No biggie.

Morticia had gotten her favorite smoothie, chocolate, raspberry, banana, nutella, blueberry, banana, up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a. She sat down, and got on her lap top. "Okay so the Decepticons attacked us while we were in North Point Labs." she said, marking a spot on a virtual map.

"Ya! Ya!" Trekk nodded furiously. "And then Skeletar attacked me in Reno! Then chased me through most of the country!"

"Skeletar?" The group asked in a sitcom like fashion.

"You know, Skeletar! Megatron's bottom bitch!" replied Skreek

"No, Skreek. We DON'T know." replied Sam, in a rather sarcastic tone.

"Well you should! How can you call yourself an ally of the autobots and not know your shit?" asked Slik

"Look Mister!" He stood up "I don't like your tone. AND I DON'T LIKE YOU DANCING WITH MY FUTURE WIFE!"

"What?" Slik and Morticia chimed in, in unison

"Morticia. I love you!"

"Sam we're in public"

"I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!"

"Sam!"

"I"

"SAM!"

"Love"

"SAAM!"

"You~"

Morticia angrily kissed Sam, letting her kismesis-like feelings out on him. She pushed him away. "There, are you satisfied?"

"Hmmm!" He fell into his seat, hearts in his eyes. Once he got the satisfaction of kissing Morticia, he would soon start to return to his usual character. Maybe. Probably not.