So, this is my fic. I warn you, I barely know where this is going, but I have the best vague idea ever. But read it anyway because you're a cool person and I love you. I'm eating chocolate pudding. Please review, I don't like flames, so just nicely state how I could improve. I think this is gonna be a Draco/Ginny Tom/Ginny and a lot of bitchy Hermione, just because I think it'd be kinda fun and a little Cho/Harry because Cho is so fun to write slutty.

Oh, and I don't own anything, except my very cool shoes.

Low And Behold!

It was a foggy day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry....

"No it's not! You're just looking through the clouds, asscake!"

"Hermione, who the hell are you talking to?" Ginny asked as she slowly edged away from Hermione while walking in the to The Great Hall for lunch.

"The stupid narrator, she decided to make me bitchy and menstrual for the entire story!"

"Why?"

"Plot hole?"

"So soon?"

"Um… YES, BITCH!"

"Calm down!" You're beginning to make a scene." It was true many if their fellow students now knew to avoid her.

"What are you talking about? Shut up Ginny!" Hermione then stomped off the Great Hall for lunch.

"I hate you." Ginny whispered at she looked to the ceiling and shook her head.

"Same to you, Weaselkins", A voice came from behind her. Guess whom!

"Why do you assume I'm talking to you, scumbag?" Ginny said with even looking behind her.

"Well you are now"

"I was talking to..."

"You're imaginary friend?"

"NO!"

"Ya sure?"

"URGH! JUST DON'T TALK TO ME!" Ginny stomped off to the Gryffindor house table and plopped herself next to Euan Abercrombie, the second year she was tutoring.

"Ginny-"Euan began to ask her something.

"WHAT!," She snapped making him look back at his plate and begin picking at his food, "I'm sorry, Euan, it's just that damned Malfoy. He's been pissing me off more than usual lately. I really didn't mean to snap at you, I'm really sorry."

"Oh, it's alright, Gin, it is." He perked back up almost instantly," I was just wondering if you could help me with that shoe tying charm?"

Ginny raised her eyebrow, "You can't tie your shoes?"

"Well... I..." he blushed with the heat of one thousand white hot suns.

"No, no, it's alright! It's nothing to be embarrassed about, I'd be glad to show you later."

"Thanks! I just can't get it right..." he turned to Rose Zellar who really shouldn't have been at their table, but they were 'going out'.

Ginny took this chance to put and roast beef sandwich on her plate and began eating a cup of fruit salad.

"Say, Gin", Parvati interrupted her meal, "I saw you and Malfoy over there, what'd he do to you?"

"Nothing interesting, you know fags like him, never say anything worth listening to..." Ginny shook her head.

"Then why'd you talk to him", she winked and elbowed her softly.

"That is utterly disgusting!" A look of horror swept over Ginny's face.

"I dunno, he's kinda cute", she shrugged at poked at her salad, "Really cute."

"Maybe just a little..." Ginny wondered...

"Just a little what?" Ron butted in.

"Nothing" she responded abruptly.

"Gin here was just telling me about how cute Malfoy is."

"You what?!" Ron looked disgusted.

"I was not!"

"Like fun you weren't" Lavender nudged Ginny under the table, and suppressed a giggle.

"You were listening?!"

"Ginerva Wittier Weasley!" Ron was enraged, his ears were people, "THAT IS ABSOLUTLEY DISGUSTING!"

"What is, Wittier?" Draco asked from behind Ginny.

A very unhappy Hermione asked from down the table after noticing Lavender and Parvati giggling their goddamn heads off, "Yes, Ginny, what the HELL is it?!"

Lavender could hardly contain herself, "Ginny gasp was telling us gasp that she gigglegiggle"

Parvati finished for her, "Thinks Malfoy is hot!" they both fell into fits of giggles.

"A stupid Weasley git like you? You disgust me", Draco walked off and Ron followed pummeling him to the ground.

"ARGH!" Ginny screamed, grabbed her sandwich, and stomped off to the library.

I can't believe them; I really need friends my own age. I hate them, damn Ron just had to go and make a big deal out of it. And stupid Parvati started it all, why would she lie to him like that? What's another use for dragon's blood? Ginny was sitting in the library working on another essay to prep her for her O.W.L.S. She'd been in there for hours, what a pleasant way to spend a Saturday afternoon.

Out of the corner of her eye she noticed a small silver twinkle near the other side of the library. And of course, being in the state of boredom and humiliation she was in, she'd do anything to keep her mind occupied. She slowly got out of her seat making sure to keep her eye on the twinkley thing. She tip-toed toward the object which was now moving behind the DADA book shelf.

"Ginerva....", A voice came from behind the shelf that sent chills up her spine.

"Meh?", she stammered.

"Closer....", she knew she shouldn't, but she edged closer to the shelf.

"What do you think you're doing?" Madam Pince inquired from behind her.

"I was... there was a twinkle...voice?" Ginny didn't take her eyes off the small piece of light preventing her from really registering what she was saying.

"A what? Are you feeling all right? I'm going to write a note to Madam Pomfrey for you. Take it to her immediately" the librarian pursed her lips and scuffled off to write her note.

The twinkle was gone as were all Ginny's hopes to maybe have an adventure of her own this year. She just wanted to make sure there was absolutely nothing there. She checked behind the shelves, while trying to keep an eye on Madam Pince at the same time. She didn't find the twinkle, but she did find a crumpled up note. She opened it slowly to be sure not to make much noise with it.

Draco sweets,

Meet me in classroom 605 at 1:30 tonight for some fun ;). Oh, I heard about that Weasley girl, that's priceless. See ya then babes.

Blaise

"Weasley! Where are you, I have your note" Madam Pince looked pissed as she stuffed the note into Ginny's hand and ordered her out of the library. She didn't even give her a chance to collect her things.

Ginny practically stomped out of the library, the whole 'sick' business had put her in a bad mood. And the note didn't help much either. How did Malfoy get into the library without her noticing, anyway? And since when did Malfoy have 'fun' with Blaise? Sure she was pretty, but she always thought he and Pansy were a thing. Maybe it's a sneaky thing, she thought to herself. If so, she would have to spy on them, maybe get a memory saving charm for them... and Pansy. They both deserved it. Especially Malfoy for being such a dick.

Being so caught up in her thoughts, she nearly collided with Harry who was just getting back from Quidditch practice, "Oh! Harry, didn't see you."

"S'alright, I've been injured enough today to where it really doesn't matter if I get hurt again or not", he said in a very distressing voice.

"What do you mean? Are you going to the hospital wing?"

"No, it's not that kind big sigh of hurt."

"Oh, Harry, what is it? Let's talk on my way to the hospital wing, shall we?" Ginny ushered him along without even getting an answer, "Now tell me what's bothering you."

"Well, aside from all this 'Voldemort is back' stuff-"

"Harry please don't say his name", Ginny cringed.

"You said you'd listen", he glared at her.

"Sorry Harry. Go on."

"Well aside from all that, I was sure I'd moved on", he stared off into space.

"Is it Cho?"

Harry sighed heavily, "Yea."

"Oh Harry, what made you start thinking about her again?" Ginny patted his back.

"They thought it was their turn to practice today, but it really wasn't. I know because I scheduled all the practices at the beginning of the year to avoid this kind of thing. And they showed up anyway and said it was their turn. So we got into a bit of a tiff about it and Alicia sort of Petrificus Totalused Cho and she fell and hit her head on a rock."

By now they were just down the hall from the hospital wing.

"Was she alright?"

"Yea, they took her up to the Hospital Wing though."

"Oh, well maybe you should talk to her."

"I don't think I should do that..."

"Why not?"

"She hates me."

"I'm sure she doesn't, you can talk to her know." She shoved him into the infirmary and Cho saw him from her bed.

"Harry!", she looked surprised.

"Er, uh... Cho." He mumbled.

"Apologize!" Ginny hissed into his ear.

"Right", he said as he walked over to Cho, "I just wanted to say sorry for what happened today."

"Oh, it wasn't your fault, really"

They went on making small talk while Ginny stopped to read the note Madam
Pince had given her.

Mrs. Weasley is in an odd state, she said she heard I voice when I was certain nobody was speaking in my library. Please check her for insanity.

P

Madam Pince was surely off her rocker, writing notes like this, how can you possibly check someone for insanity? The state of the teachers at that school seemed to grow worse every year.

"Can I help you, dear?" Madam Pomfrey asked.

Ginny jumped ten feet in the air A/N: not literally, "Oh, you scared me!", she quickly hid the note in the waist of her skirt.

"Are you here to be frightened?" she scoffed.

"Er, no, ma'am, my uh... friend needed some 'girl things'", Ginny remember
Hermione's misfortune.

"Oh, yes. I have them in a cupboard... Just a minute." She bustled off to the right only to see Harry with Cho, "Why are you in here?! Out! Cho needs rest."

Harry reluctantly left, "Wow, she isn't being a bitch about the whole accident thing, thanks Gin!" Harry smiled and whispered to her as he walked back to the common room.

"Hey Harry! Mind getting my stuff from the library for me? I got kicked out." She yelled down the hall.

Madam Pince came back holding a small box of tampons and told her to leave if she had to be so loud.

"I got you something, Hermione" Ginny grinned and made sure that the small box was hidden behind the door so only her head was visible.

"Did you?" Hermione sneered.

"Happy Birthday", Ginny tossed the box onto Hermiones' bed and blew her a kiss as she closed the door.

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