Troy's 16 ways to annoy his parents. Take precaution that none of these have been tested so use it at your own risk!

Troy's guide for annoying his parents

1) Regret NOTHING!!!!!!!

2) act like nothing happened

This will drive your parents INSANE

1. Take forks and knives and start banging them on cups, dishes, table, etc. Do this especially at a high class restaurant.

2. At 2:30am secretly go into the garage and honk the horn really loud for 30 seconds and then hide(Troy: You could get in A LOT of trouble for this one so be EXTREMELY careful and make sure you don't hide IN the car)

3. At 3:00am take the other set of car keys and go in your room and set the alarm on the car off and every time they turn it off turn it back on every 10 minutes but stop at 3:30am(Troy: again this one can be dangerous so it's might not be suggested)

4. Set there alarm for 3:45am

5. Constantly change the thermostat from the hottest it can go to the coldest it can go

6. Have some of your friends sleepover(4 or more) and in the middle of the night through basketballs at there wall really hard so it makes a lot of noise and then either run or hide(Troy: take extreme precautions)

7. Get a really, really, really, REALLY good stereo and bass and play the loudest music possible(heavy metal, scream-o, rap, etc) the loudest the stereo can go and lock all the doors to your room(Troy: You could get in MAJOR trouble if you do this)

8. While doing #7 have your girlfriend over and either make/find a sign that either says 'Making Out With Girlfriend Right Now............ Come Back In 4 Hours' or 'Making Out With Girlfriend.............. Do NOT Disturb.......(Or Else)'

9. Through pool table balls down the stairs repetitively

10. Bang/Tap on everything you see in your house

11. Constantly change the channel every time your family watches TV or Dad watching Basketball

12. Click pens constantly

13. Play Guitar with amplifier EXTREMELY loud and take the guitar pick and slide it across the strings(back and forth)

14. Play Guitar Hero/ Rock Band REALLY loud with speakers preferably

15. Mess up every picture frame in the house that is hanging on the wall making it extremely crooked

16. Slam a door downstairs in the middle of the night and either run upstairs or hide

again use at your own risk