Shall we enter Stupid-ville for the first time?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Author's note: This will most likely be a series of weird interviews with stupidity as the main focus.
Legend:
- Blah, blah, blah - - Announcer.
(BLEEP) – Censored.
'Blah, blah, blah' – Thoughts.
(Blah, blah, blah) – Actions.
Interviewed and Kicked at the…BLEEP!
- No. 1 guest is…Kira Yamato. -
VM: Hello, Kira.
Kira: Hi, there.
VM: This would be your first time in an interview, correct?
Kira: Yep.
VM: And this would be the first time that you would be acting like a dumb (BLEEP), correct?
Kira: Yep-WAIT A SECOND! DID YOU SAY DUMB (BLEEP)? I'M NO (BLEEP)-ING DUMB (BLEEP)!
VM: Yep, I said dumb (BLEEP).
Kira: THAT'S IT! I'M (BLEEP)-ING OUT OF HERE!
(Kira leaves the interview room.)
VM: Well, that was just stupid.
- No. 2 guest is…Miss Lacus Clyne. -
VM: Hello, songstress.
Lacus: Hi.
VM: First time interview, correct?
Lacus: Well, not really, this would be the 1000th one that I had in the past 2 years.
VM: If that's the case, then would that mean you'll be a smart (BLEEP)?
Lacus: Potty mouth! My ears!
(Lacus runs around screaming.)
VM: AUGH! SOMEONE GET HER (BLEEP) OUT OF HERE!
(Script writers toss the songstress out of the window.)
VM: Uh…that will be all for today, folks! See you on the next interview!
(Cameras stop rolling.)
VM: CUT! CUT! CUT!
- We're already off the air. –
VM: NO, I MEAN I GOT A CUT ON MY FACE!
(Everyone in the studio feels sweat dropping down their faces from VM's stupidity.)