*~FFFF: Final Fantasy Fast Food: Part One~*
Author's Notes: Uh…… hi, everyone. This is my first attempt at a Final Fantasy fanfiction, so all reviews are greatly appreciated (positive ones are better, of course). I don't own anything in this story, though I wish I owned Squall….gyee…. anyways, on with it!
All around Balamb Garden, students were talking about the new fast food restaurant opening nearby. They were sick of cafeteria food, and Kentucky Fried Chocobo would be a great alternative. Some students, however, were more interested in jobs at KFC….
~in Squall's dorm room~
Squall: Why am I doing this, again?
Rinoa: To make money, silly! So you can buy me a pretty shiny ring and lots of other spiffy stuff!
Squall: If you want 'spiffy stuff', why don't you just take the job?
Rinoa: 'Cause I'm too stupid to hold a decent job. And they'll definitely let you in, being the hot sexy bitch that you are.
Squall: (beaming) Oh, yeah! I'm from the handsome end of the gene pool!
Rinoa: Yep! Now, go on over to KFC and knock 'em dead!
Squall: Yep…..*grumble grumble* can't believe I'm doing this…… (walks over to KFC)
~in Irvine's dorm room~
Irvine: Sheesh……this is so boring…….(grumbles as he flips through porn magazines)…..I've read these all fifty times, at least!
Selphie: Since you're so bored, why don't you stop with the magazines and play with ME?!?!
Irvine: (blinks) Uhm…..no thanks, Selphie-chan.
Selphie: Well, why not?
Irvine: 'cos….uhm…….ah……..
Selphie: C'mon! We could have so much fun…..
Irvine: I just remembered I have a job interview! 'Bye! (runs out the door to KFC)
~in Zell's dorm room~
Zell: Punch punch, jab jab, that's all I do all day! IT'S SO FREAKIN' BORING! I NEED SOMETHING NEW!
Quistis: Why don't you try studying for class?
Zell: Nah. Too much work.
Quistis: sigh……
Zell: I think I'll get a job!
Quistis: So you won't spend a measly 2 hours on homework a night, but you don't mind working 6-hour days?
Zell: Damn straight!
Quistis: Have fun.
Zell: I will! (darts over to KFC)
~At KFC, about a half hour later~
Zell: Squall? What're you doing here?
Squall: Irvine? What're you doing here?
Irvine: Zell? What're you doing here?
(They all scratch their heads)
All: Getting jobs.
Squall: That figures.
Zell: Well, we might as well go in! Wouldn't it be cool if we all could work together?
Squall: No.
Zell: Let's do it anyway……(drags Squall into the restaurant, and Irvine follows close behind)
~The KFC is decorated with bright balloons, GRAND OPENING! signs, and cute chocobo mascot cut-outs~
Squall: Gyaaaah! All the happiness…..(shivers)……I can't take it………
Zell: You can do it, Squall! C'mon, we'll try out!
Irvine: (captivated by the cute chocobos) Yeah. What he said.
(They walk over to the general managers office)
What awaits our heroes in the world of fast-food jobs? Tune in next time to find out!
(Yeah, I know that sorta sucked. It'll get better, I promise! So, review, please oh please!)