This Must Be Stopped, a twilight fanfic

(THIS MUST BE) STOPPED

Set to "Pop" by *NSYNC, in case you didn't know. About time I did another anti-Twilight song set to the music of my favorite band. I actually had this kind of parody bouncing around my brain for some time, but it wasn't until now that I figured out the appropriate lyrics.

Just in time for the new release of "Breaking Dawn: Part 2," too. Frankly, I don't see why they feel the need to break the last book into two parts. As if we haven't already seen and heard everything we needed to see and hear, and more besides. But what can I say? I'm just a spectator.

Original Song © *NSYNC

Modified Lyrics © unicorn-skydancer08

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Must be stopped!
Yo!
E.T.!

Sick and tired of hearing
All these people talk about
What's the deal with this Twilight,
And when is it gonna fade out?

The thing they've got to realize
What they're doing is just a trend
They've got to give this thing a break
Can only pray that it's the end
Come on, now

(It doesn't matter)
How big Jake's abs are
What Bella wears on her neck
(All that matters)
Is that they recognize
That these guys got no respect
(It doesn't matter)
About how Edward shines
And where he goes and why
(All that matters)
Is that they fly by
And we bid them farewell and goodbye
Come on, now

Do you ever wonder why
This Twilight is so high?
It takes you for a ride
You feel it when your
Brain is set to pop
And baby, you can't stop
And your strength is all you got
This—must—be—stopped!

Must be stopped
Baby, babe, you can't stop
I know you want this thing to stop
This must be—

Now, why they wanna try
To classify the type of things we do?
'Cause I'm just fine readin' what I like
Can I say the same for you?

I'm tired of feelin' all around this
Animosity
Just worry about yours
And I will mind mine
Now, people, can't you see?

(It doesn't matter)
How big Jake's abs are
Or the bites in Bella's neck
(All that matters)
Is that they recognize
That these guys got no respect
(It doesn't matter)
About how Edward shines
And where he goes and why
(All that matters)
Is that they fly by
And we bid them farewell and goodbye
Come on!

Do you ever wonder why
(Why?)
This Twilight is so high?
(So blasted high)
It takes you for a ride
You feel it when your
Brain is set to pop
(Your brain is set to pop)
And baby, you can't stop
(You can't stop)
And your strength is all you got
(Baby, come on)
This—must—be—

Ooooh…
Man, I'm tired of reading!

Stop it, stop it, just stop it
Must be stopped!
Do you ever wonder, wonder, wonder?
(Twilight!)

Oh!

Do you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder why)
This Twilight is so high?
(So blasted high)
It takes you for a ride
You feel it when your
Brain is set to pop
(When your brain is set to pop)
Baby, you can't stop
(It won't stop)
And your strength is all you got
Come on, now
This—must—be—

Do you ever wonder why
(Ever wonder why)
This Twilight is so high?
(So blasted high)
It takes you for a ride
You feel it when your
Brain is set to pop
(When your brain is set to pop)
And baby, you can't stop
And your strength is all you got
This—must—be—

Stop-stop-stop-stop-stop
Stopped!