Ello loves! I thank you so much for your patience and waiting for me to do a spin off of 'Bugging You' and hopefully this is as good as the first one because sometimes the second ones usually aren't as good as the first! *worried face* Well I know my first thought was to do a spin off of Shikamaru handling Ino during pregnancy, but I think this 'Hangover' type theme is way more funnier.

I just pray it isn't played out already and you guys have read millions of stories like this! *again worried face* So without further notice, enjoy! O also beware that it is going to be some OOCness in this, so please spare me the Tenten wouldn't do this or Sasuke wouldn't do that thank you in advance!

The day of there wedding was getting closer and closer and Ino couldn't be any happier! She was going to be a Nara, but if she had it her way she would be a Yamanaka and have Nara hyphenated in but NOOOO Shikamaru had to have his stupid traditional morals.

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If Shikamaru was so much of an 'old soul' and about tradition then she wouldn't be about to walk down the aisle already six months pregnant. That's right last time we have heard from these two was when Hinata had to go on a seduction mission (*wink wink if you've read the first story*) and Naruto hung out with them for breakfast one morning and gave there relationship a good push. In her point of view Naruto gave Shikamaru the push he needed to open up to her more and head towards marriage. They've been together since childhood and the chemistry and love was there for them it shouldn't have taken the damn genius this long to ask her for her hand in marriage!

Anyways…Ino couldn't be any happier rate now in her life, especially with the bachelor and bachelorette parties coming. Sure Ino couldn't drink, but still it was going to be a blast! Shikamaru was going to take Chouji, but sadly their best friend and teammate has a three-day mission on the day they leave for their trip. So he decided to take Naruto, Sasuke and Neji with him as they go to a resort in the land of water. He said that the resort found in water country was relaxing and there was no way the dobes (meaning just Naruto) could get him into much trouble when they are in such a tranquil village. He didn't need to explain himself because she trusted Shikamaru one hundred percent, especially after the long talk he had with her for believing Naruto about him and Temari, yes she over reacted that the strong attractive other blond might try to take her Shikamaru away.

"So Ino why did you pick to go to the land of lightning? Out of all places why go somewhere that is famous for its horrifying lightning storms?" Ino was taken out of her train of thought by Tenten's question. Tenten was helping her pack for she was a little slower being pregnant. Her and Neji came over today and being the old couple that they are arrived an hour early before Ino even asked her to be here to help. Ino gave a wide grin as she continued to pack her bags, "Isn't it obvious?! The hot springs are legendary there!" Tenten rolled her eyes at this and just laughed it off. Ino was so ready for this trip, she also heard about this neat hypnosis show going on there also they pick people in the audience and 'hypnotize' them.

This she had to see…She wanted to make it a surprise for the girls though when they got there.

Shikamaru walks in the room to see Ino finish packing and Tenten helping her, he looks in the floor next to the bed to see Tenten bags already there packed ready to go. He then looks in the corner to see his bags packed and were he left them, this trip was going to be such a drag without Chouji or Ino they kept him in his comfort zone when around. He was going to have to endure the legendary gay chicken-head ass avenger, the famous bipolar guy with the mouth always getting them (mainly himself) in trouble that's a 'cold-hearted' whiner and a loud mouth unstable man that should be in a mental institute. He could handle them just not all at the same time…troublesome. He looks over at Ino and Tenten who are staring at him.

"Are you having long conversational thoughts to yourself again?" Ino said shaking her head, at least try not to be so obvious about it man. Tenten mumbles to Ino something along the lines of 'he has issues'.

He ignores them though and walks in the corner to get his bags, "Troublesome women hn, I'm heading out to this bachelor's 'party' you're basically forcing me to attend with the three stooges. Try not to get into to much trouble on your vacation either." He walks up to her and the first thing he does is place a gentle hand on her growing stomach then he dips his head down for a kiss from her. Normally he wouldn't like such PDA in front of his friends, but no matter how much he doesn't want to admit it he was going to really miss her the next three days. Ino's heart fluttered like always when he actually initiates the kisses and allowed him to steal a heartwarming one, it's going to be such a drag these three days without having his-

'….wait did I just say something was going to be a drag?!'

Ino blushed a little after she realized Shikamaru was starting to rub off on her. Shikamaru smirked at her like knowing what her thoughts were and headed out the door to gather his stooges and head out. "I'll send you messages to let you know how the trip is no matter how bothersome and annoying it is." With that he was out the door. Ino hurried and packed up her things, she didn't want to be behind schedule on meeting up with the other two ladies. Sakura was as always going to be so dramatic when leaving Sasuke and Naruto will behave like Sakura when having to leave Hinata such weird people they can be. Even though she is guilty in forcing Shikamaru to go on this bachelor's party she was sure with Naruto and Sasuke around he would at least stay entertained…right?

Shikamaru had met up with Neji outside of Ino and his place, his bags also packed and ready to go. Not even being around the guy for more then a minute and he could tell the guy was about to whine about something already, "We're almost late in picking up the other two Shikamaru. Can't you be on time for anything? You're almost as worse as that Kakashi fellow." Shikamaru was so thankful that Nara men has the gift of tuning out nagging people…like Neji really shut up sometimes and maybe Tenten would stop abusing you.

As Neji realized he was being ignored by Shikamaru he rolled his eyes and just remained silent, like jeez Shikamaru was no fun to argue with. Then again he just really liked arguing with Tenten because she was abusive when angry…does that mean he liked being abused? Well it was a turn on sometimes…

Neji shook his head to rid himself of that thought he really did have issues. As they neared Naruto and Hinata's home they were surprised to see Naruto ready with him and Hinata waiting outside for them. Naruto gave them a grin as a welcome and turned to kiss Hinata, "Alright my sunshine of life! I'm headed out with the guys, be on your best behavior when out with the ladies, I love you!" Naruto practically yelled when he was doing a quick cup caking with Hinata who blushed at his actions but still returned them. "Oi! I will my adorable mischievous cuddle bear! I'm going to miss you so much! I love you more, o! Don't forget the cookies I baked for you for the road and I packed your favorite sleeping cap in the front flap of your duffel and-"

"Hinata he is a grown ass man! He'll figure it out, come on let's go already!" Neji said snapping a little at the two, they were already behind schedule man. Naruto and Hinata while still attached in a hug slowly turned their heads away from each other and towards Neji in a deadly way. "Neji…don't make me act out of character please." Hinata said while having an amount of chakra coming off her that did not promise sunshine and flowers along with baked cookies. Neji was a little taken back by this, but the look Naruto was giving him really made him quiet down, this made Shikamaru smirk so Neji did like being abused and dominated…weird on so many levels.

After getting there point across they focused on each other once again, Naruto kissing Hinata one last time as he began leaving with Shikamaru and Neji.

Sakura did NOT want Sasuke to leave with those immature (again just Naruto), rude, assholes on this trip. Who knows what those evil boys have up their sleeve to traumatize her pookie bear! It took her so long to become connected with him not just sexually but also emotionally it was like they always finished each other sentences! She did however owe all the progress to Naruto for bringing it to her attention, while he hung out with them when Hinata was on that mission (again you have to read the first story to get it) that advise really helped her and Sasuke's relationship. Sasuke and Sakura were currently waiting in there living room for the boys to swing by and pick him up, Sasuke could basically feel Sakura wanting to talk/whine about him going he was praying that if he just stayed quiet enough she wouldn't say anything.

"Pookie bear." Dammit!

"Pookie bear why do you have to go out with those immature, assholes! Why don't you just come out and hang with the girls and me? I'm afraid that with you hanging with those immature retards then you will fall back into your old habits and we worked so hard to break your emotional-"

"Barrier"….. "Barrier!"

As soon as Sakura finished saying barrier Sasuke quickly said it after her to make it seem like he finished her sentence. He has been doing that a lot lately and was becoming very good at it, it was something that made her happy and shut up because she felt as if he got the point. "Sakura you know the dobe has grown up, Shikamaru and Neji definitely shouldn't be a threat to you too. I assure you Naruto isn't that immature anymore."

"Paging Mr. Chicken faggot…Mr. Faggot, come outside we're waiting!"

Sasuke looked away refusing to make eye contact with Sakura for he could feel the intense glare she was giving him, "Look Sakura-"

"That would be you Mr. Chicken Faggot."

Giving her his own glare in return mainly because he hated people joking his perfect hair. He goes to pick up his duffel bag and swoops down to give Sakura a reassuring kiss, "Don't worry." With that he disappears outside with the others. He sees the devious smirk on Naruto's face and wants to do nothing more but bitch slap it rate off, "Hn Shikamaru you could have done without bring the dobe. Sakura's never gonna stop asking what we did on this trip now that Naruto is coming." Naruto did nothing but laugh at Sasuke's situation and the four of them now start their journey to their 'vacation'.

Ino was a good hour behind the boys, the girls were casually walking along taking a safe guarded route to their destination it would take them longer since they were going by foot and by this route but she was fine with that.

She was enjoying a cookie Hinata had baked for the journey and was rubbing her tummy happily…damn that girl could cook! She looked over at the cinnamon roll Hinata was eating and kicked the idea out of asking her for it, Hinata was very nice but she wasn't afraid to shoot you down with a tear causing 'no'.

She couldn't help the fact that Sakura and Tenten were in the background behind them arguing about something, "Sakura if you don't shut up already! You act like Sasuke was sent on some high-ranking mission, IT'S A BACHOLERS PARTY get over it." Ino rolled her eyes and tuned back out of their argument, it was nothing she wanted to hear about for she herself was tired of Sakura talking about 'what if's' happening to Sasuke it was funny at first the crazy imagination she had but once they realized she was serious it was annoying. To be honest she was sure Sasuke was probably relieved to have a few days without her, yes he loves her but sometimes Sakura can be too much.

Eh, she was sure her bachelorette party was going to be a blast whether Sakura got annoying or not besides what's the worst that can happen?

That's the end of that chappie, I really hope you guys got a good feel of it and like were I'm headed. I think the real humor is going to be found in chappie 3 and up! Well I hope you guys liked it so far and please don't forget to review and give me some of your insight! Might make the story funnier! Till next time guys!