Bop It
A short story
Disclaimer: I don't own Newsies or Bop It
"Hey, Race, C'here"
"Yeah, Jack"
"What the fuck is this?"
"I dunno, where did ya find it?"
"It was just on the floor when I walked in"
"Well find out what it does, we can't just stand here all day"
"Ok, gimme a second"
"BOX BOP SOLO""Shit Jack! What did ya do?"
"I dunno, just pulled that lever on the side, then it went off"
"Gimme it, I want to see what it does"
"Press dat button in da middle"
"TWIST IT""Oh man, there it goes again"
"Wait, wait, I think I figured it out! When it says 'twist it' ya twist that yellow thing on da side"
"Ok, lemme try"
"PULL IT""BOP IT"
"Race, I think you're getting da hang of this
::::::::::::20 minutes later::::::::::::::::
"Hey guys, what's going on? We're supposed ta be out selling, ya know 'carrying the banner' and all"
"Mush, Blink come check dis thing out"
::::::::::::20 minutes, and a good 10 newsies later:::::::::::::::
"What the hell is going on you guys, none of yer newsies is selling"
"Spot! Hey, come check dis out"
"What the fuck is THAT"
AN: Yup, this is probubly the stupidest thing you have ever read. I wrote it this summer and completely forgot about it. But..doesn't it make you want to pull out the old Bop It?