As you may all know I like to ramble a lot. So, i'm making a whole story about it! kinda. Disclaimer time!
Disclaimer: All characters used or referenced are property of Sega and authors whose writings I enjoy, Oh and Brawl in the family
Suggestion: Please go to the website as it has clever comics about nintendo characters getting into whacky areas with special
appearances by Sonic himself, Shadow, and Tails (even though they appear rarely)
Author's note: All this is in Eggman's thoughts unless specifically said so.
Hello again, did you miss me? Of course you did i'm your glorious leader Dr. Eggman. Or Dr. Robotnik. Whichever you prefer. I suggest bowing to me
Well i'm rather bored today, i've forced an innocent writer to write a story about me. And i'm still waiting to see what world Sonic will go to next. I also
really ought to have gotten to work on Metal Shadow. He could be really cool, you know like machine gun on his back, all the abilities of shadow,
complete and utter devotion to me, the ability to go super would be really cool. Oh and flamethrowers and lots and lots of missiles and guns. Maybe I
need to put everything I did in Omega times ten and put it in Metal Shadow. Oh, theres Orbot, being an idiot with Cubebot. I think I will activate the
security on them for fun. I'm back after watching that oh my evilness, that was so funny! The way they scrambled for their expendable lives and got
obliterated by my super-ultra-mega-hyper-dark-light-triple-scatter-ice -plasma-missile-bomb-laser annihilation beam. Oh what fun I had building that. I
need to make over nine thousand times smaller and then I can put it in Metal Shadow. Which I should really start making. Now. Walking to my evil
lab, Walking and dancing and singing to my theme song to my lab, jamming out to my theme song as I input the code to my lab, Jamming out in my
lab, Listening to remixes of my theme song while working on Metal Shadow in my lab. Oo! I love this part, "I am the Eggman! Thats what I am!" Oh
yeah this song rocks! Guitar solo playing while working on robot! Makes me want to put a boombox in him along with an MP3 or Ipod. Then Ijust
need to play an awesome song like 'All hail metal shadow', 'Unknown from M.E.T.A.L.', 'I will believe in Eggman', or 'Open your metallic heart', no,
no I got it! 'Function and adapt!' It's perfect! then I can make Metal Sonic adventure and people will love it! then Metal Sonic adventure 2, Metal Sonic
Heroes, Metal Shadow the robot, Metal Sonic 06, although i'll make it better than Sonic 06 same with Metal Shadow the robot, Metal Sonic and the
secret rings, Metal Sonic and the black knight, Oh! Metal Sonic Colors! And last but not least, Metal Sonic Generations! Oh, it will be perfect and i'll
make a fortune for the empire then I can but station square, demolish it and then build Eggmanland on top! Then I can continue to make more games
and by more places and then expand my empire, then I will eventually control the world! Need to write that plan down here. Don't use 'till all other
plans do. That'll work. Oh your still here? Well ok. Do you plan to bow before me? No?! Start doing it or i'll shoot you with my obliteration beam.
Thats it. Up and down, up and down. Keep doing that until i'm out of sight. Or I can't see you. Either way. Oo I just heard the bell that means Metal
Shadow is done being made! Rise you glorious machine! Good, it works! I'll save you for the finale of The Great Adventure story. *boop* He's off. Do
what now, I could build the super-ultra-mega-hyper-dark-light-triple-scatter-ice -plasma-missile-bomb-laser annihilation beam mark 2. Or I could build
the Falcon Punch gun. Falcon Punch gun it is. Let's see awesomeness here, punching abilities here, ammo here, more awesomeness, ability to blow
stuff up, check, anti-hedgehog spray, lots of awesomeness, essence of awesomeness, pure awesomeness, and last but not least, how awesome
Eggman thinks he is amount of awesomeness. It's ready and beautiful. I shall have to test it out in a later chapter of The Great Adventure. Oh your still
here and bowing? Well you can go now my rambling is over for today. go read something else if your bored. Goodbye all future servants of the Eggman
Empire! A bad night to all! And to all a bad night!
_Farewell. Goodbye. I so miss our fun together. Come again, and remember to bow. Eggman out. *Transmission lost* Wow that was, interesting._
I hoped you enjoyed a look into the ingenious mind of Eggman. I now know I tend to ramble so i'll keep it short and sweet. Goodbye and have a good
night. (Yeah! four chapters of one story and two other stories started! Is that some kind of record on here? Probably not. Bye.)