Its been slow week for our favorite ninja, Randy Cunningham. No monsters or robots have attacked the school all week. However things where about to get interesting.
"I'm telling you Cunningham this will be the cheese." Howard said to Randy as they entered the Game Hole. A contest for a new dancing and singing game and the two friends had signed up, well Howard signed them up.
"I don't know Howard." Randy said nervously. Honestly Randy was a great singer and dancer but singing and dancing in front of people was a whole different thing.
"Don't worry, its not like it'll be on my sister's show or anything." Howard assured. Boy was he wrong. Hiedi would be broadcasting the contest live all over the web.
The first round was just dancing. At first both Randy and Howard where doing well but when things got harder Howard got disqualified along with three others. Randy was killing it. By the end of the first round only three people were standing: Randy, some girl and another guy.
During the break between rounds the Nomicon stared to glow so Randy was forced to slop (or whatever it called) into the Nomicon. There was a picture of a ninja defeating all his enemies, he seemed overly confident then another ninja sliced the first ninja in half in half. "A ninja must never let his ego or pride get in the way or the consequences will disastrous." The Nomicon said. "Yeah I get it. Don't get a big head if I win." Randy said. Although this is what the Nomicon meant it didn't think Randy knew what the consequences were. It kicked Randy out but little did anyone know this was more than a contest it was a plot.
In the next round each contestant had to choose a song and sing it. The girl chose to sing One Girl Revolution, the guy chose to sing Illusion and Randy chose to sing "You're Goanna Go Far Kid" the clean version. Randy went first:
Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back in the line a mob jumps to their feet
Now dance, , dance, man, he never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you steal away
Take him out today
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit †em right between the eyes, hit †em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see †em running for their lives
Slowly outta line and drifting closer in your sights
So play it out I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me
There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay
And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me
Now dance, dance, man, I never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
And now you'll lead the way
Show the light of day
Nice work you did
You're gonna go far, kid
Trust, deceived
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit †em right between the eyes, hit †em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see †em running for their lives
Now dance, dance, he never had a chance
And no one even knew, it was really only you
So dance, , dance, I never had a chance
It was really only you
With a thousand lies and a good disguise
Hit †em right between the eyes, hit †em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see †em running for their lives
Hit †em right between the eyes, hit †em right between the eyes
When you walk away, nothing more to say
See the lightning in your eyes, see †em running for their lives
Then the girl went. She had long dark blue hair that was put into a braid. Her eyes where vibrant blue that seemed to shine. She had light freckles on her cheek and nose. She had an athletic body and was shorter than Randy by a few inches. She was wearing a dark blue shirt with a black leather jacket, blue jean Capri's and black sneakers.
Song: I wear a disguise
I'm just your average Jane
The super doesn't stand for model
But that doesn't mean I'm plain
If all you see is how I look
You miss the Superchick within
And I christen you titanic
Underestimate and swim
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself
I've got the rifle, gonna be myself
And I'll be everything that I wanna be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot bang that you hear round the world
And I'm a one girl revolution
I'm a one girl revolution
I'm a one girl revolution
Some people see the revolution but most only see the girl
I can lose my hard earned freedom in my fear defines my world
I declare my independence from the critics and their stones
I can find my revolution, I can learn to stand alone
And I'll be everything that I wanna be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot bang that you hear round the world
And I'm a one girl revolution
I'm a one girl revolution
I'm a one girl revolution
And I'll be everything that I wanna be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot bang that you hear round the world
Everything that I wanna be
I am confidence in insecurity
I am a voice yet waiting to be heard
I'll shoot the shot bang that you hear round the world
And I'm a one girl revolution
I'm a one girl revolution
The guy was up next. He was average looking, with sandy blond hair, brown eyes, short and skinny. He was waring a green shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers. He sang: I'll be your entertainer
I'm puttin on a show
I'm gonna levitate ya
Leave ya
Wa- Wa- Wantin more
I see you fascinated
I've got you hypnotized
White gloves, what you dream of
A fantasy before your eyes
Chorus :
Step right up on the stage
Free yourself from the cage
Pick a card and guess it girl
Here's a lesson girl
It's just an illusion
1-2-3... I disappear
I'm coming right back, so stay right here
Ani't no second guessing girl
I'm impressing girl
But I'm just an illusion
(end of choruse)
ohoh...uh
lisen
I aint no fake houdini
I put a spell on you
I'm somethin like a genie
Girl I make your wish come true
And now our time is runnin
With every grain of sand
So here's the grand finale
Watch me do my sleight of hand
Chorus( stop at illusion)
Somewhere in a dream
In a dream
We'll meet again my baby
And I promise that I won't disappear
I'll be right here
And I won't be won't be won't be
Just an illusion (yeah, baby)
Chorus 2 times
But then he started sparking and blew up! Turns out he was a robot! So that just left Randy and the girl. So during that break Randy went up to introduce himself. The girl was drinking some water and reading a book.
"Hey I'm Randy." He said. The girl looked up from her book. She was cuter up close.
"Hi, I'm Samantha. But you can call me Sam." She said.
"So it looks like we're the finalist."
"Yeah. You're a pretty good performer. You'll probably win."
That inflated Randy's ego a ton. He started thinking pompous thoughts about himself. But then he realized what he was thinking.
"You're a good performer too." Randy said.
"Will our final competers come up to the stage please?" A judge said.
"Good luck." Sam said walking up to the stage.
In the final round Randy and Sam would have to pic two different songs and dance to them. Sam chose Just Dance and Randy chose A Billion Hits. Sam went first and was totally killing it. She danced with fluid motions and ended with a black flip. Randy was doing good and ended with the splits.
"And the winner is….. Randy Cunningham!" A judge said. Sam looked upset but she congratulated him.
Little did anyone know things where about to get complicated for everyone.
