Not serious but please believe me when I say it expresses my heartfelt emotions.
Disclaimer: If you recognise it I don't own it.
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"Oh my god this is the guy I used to be obsessed with."
Sakura woke up one morning in a hotel in Mist the rest of team Kakashi in rooms adjoining hers, with the image of Sasuke in his white open shirt, the purple butt bow like thing and the pants that looked like harem pants. It occurred to her suddenly that this was the boy she had confessed her undying love to, the boy she fought with her best friend over and the boy she swooned over.
"Fuck."
Later in the day while fighting off rogue-nins they came across the brooding visage of Sasuke Uchiha. As Naruto and Sasuke had their usual moment of the "Bond" Sakura stood off in the sidelines trying not to gag.
Her honour got the best of her and feeling the need tell Sasuke the truth and not let him have any false expectations from her should he ever return to Konoha she yelled out his name hoping to catch his attention.
When he sighed and turned to her with a grunt muttering the usual 'Annoying' ignoring the voice of Inner Sakura she blurted out the truth.
"I had an epiphany and I just want you to know that I really, really, really don't love you anymore .Just to be clear like really."
"But Sakura-Chan!"Naruto called out. "Why would you just-"
"I can't help it! It's just that well-"
"What ?"
"He wears a purple butt bow Naruto! Even you have a better sense of fashion than that ridiculous thing! I mean I got a rep to uphold, see this-"She waved a hand over her body clad as it were in her traditional red, black and white. "This is a nicely put together outfit. It's comfortable, allows movement , the colours go well together and the silhouette suits my body shape, showing off just enough that I don't look like a slut and showing off enough for a person to appreciate the work I put into maintaining myself."
"Sasuke the purple marks you out clearly as Orochimaru's bitch. The butt bow is ridiculous and the open shirt makes you look like a gigolo. Naruto your outfit would be an utter disaster were it not for those black accents. In fact from everyone here, Kakashi is the only guy who actually comes up to standards. Standard Jounin uniform rolled up sleeves giving it a casual look. Really you cannot go wrong with the classics."
Turning to Sasuke she sighed again. "What happened to you? You had found your colours in navy blue and white that was really the perfect outfit."
"To think I used to be your fangirl."
Leaving a confused Naruto, an amused Kakashi and a Sasuke who surreptitiously looked down his clothes, Sakura left the sorry excuse of a battle.
I had to write this just to get it out of my head.