Snorlax and Drowzee
Written by Mr. Snorlax1986
Note: This will be my first entry into fanfiction.net. Don't flame, but please enjoy! All flames shall be doused with my move, Body Slam.

Disclaimer: All Pokemon involved are property of Nintendo, Creatures, and Game Freak

Snorlax had a rumbly in his tummy. It was disturbing him so much he had nightmares during his long sleep. But then Drowzee came. He was so hungry for any type of dreams, even nightmares! (For those who don't play the game, Dream Eater is a battle move that absorbs health.) So Drowzee, with his psychic power, ate Snorlax's bad dream. But then Drowzee became poisioned for eating a bad dream. Drowzee was KOed badly!

Snorlax woke up after a sleep that was restless at first, but the Drowzee that ate his dream cured Snorlax. He stretched happily. He was about to walk when he was about to step on the sick Drowzee, who was dazed. Snorlax walked over Drowzee and began his daily (er, monthly) routine of eating the nice plants. Start gobbling, Snorlax! He swallowed 300 melons an hour! Snorlax's hunger isn't satisfied till he finishes 1000 lb. of food. Snorlax was so hungry; he tromped around the land for food. Being the fat lard he was, he became too tired to move around. So he decided to eat the bark of the trees, and the grass. Soon all the leaves around him were eaten. The voracious search for food made him tired. "It's time for my nap," Snorlax thought. "That was a pretty decent meal," Snorlax thought as he drifted back to sleep.

Ah, sleep, nice comforting sleep. Snorlax had a great dream. He was in a restaurant, and clefairy kept on serving him piles of food. He felt so happy in this dream. Snorlax in his dream sighed "More food please!" Then the Clefairy was happy to bring him more food. But then a Lickitung came. This Lickitung was angry. "Cash or charge?" the Lickitung asked. "I'll have the cash, please, whatever it is, it'll be a great delight!" Snorlax said happily. "NO ONE leaves this establishment without paying for my precious food! Right, Servants? Get him!" Lickitung ordered.

The waiters and waitresses (Clefairy, Butterfree, Slowbro, and Sandshrew) didn't feel like battling. They sat there looking at the anguished Lickitung. "You lazy bums!" Then the Lickitung stomped forward and screamed, "Well, I'll get him myself!" Lickitung lashed his tongue out at the poor Snorlax. The paralyzing, slobbering, lick attack left Snorlax a slobbering mess. And he was finishing his chocolate brownie ice cream! What about the sushi? "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm Wet!" Snorlax screamed. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Suddenly, his dream world went black. Meanwhile, Drowzee woke up. He saw the sleeping Snorlax, and then decided to eat the dream. It tasted good at first. Drowzee set out again to deliver muffins for that impatient Jigglypuff, with Snorlax's dream inside him. But he would soon taste Lickitung slobber...

Snorlax slept on dreamless for a couple of weeks. After finally wake up, he felt refreshed. All of you can guess what happens next- chow time.

Snorlax- SNOOOOR LAAAAAAX!

P.S. Snorlax is my sister's favorite Pokemon. This is a tribute.