Elon walks through the halls of Space-X headquarters not knowing what to do for the remaining two hours in his checkup schedule. He has a surprisingly strong feeling of hornyness that he cannot trace back to anything. Elon Musk is tired of sleeping around with the needy gold diggers who lust for money. He needs a real lover. Suddenly a pair of strong, veiny hands grab him and pull him into a dark and empty conference room. Elon could not believe it. It was his good pal Mark Zuckerberg. "Zuck!?" Elon exclaimed. "Fancy seeing you at this bewitching hour!" "Oh Musky, why aren't we fucking right now?" Mark purred. Elon slowly undid his belt and his pants smoothly slid down his muscular legs. "Zuck, I am ready to fuck." Elon whispered in his ear. Mark immediately inhaled Elon's vanilla meat rod with a loud squelching sound. Back and forth, Mark's sucking skills would have made a vacuum jealous. After a solid ten minutes of slobbery, wet, soothing oral sex Elon let loose a mighty, "Argggghh!" Warm semen engulfed Mark's face. The sticky goop dripped slowly off Mark's chin onto the floor where in pooled. Mark giggled. The two realized the mess they made had to be cleaned up. Elon noticed that in Mark's sexual excitement, he had shit himself and the steamy excrement had mixed with the cum to form a male version of "truffle butter". The two bonded and bantered will cleaning up the smelly art they had created in the conference room. They then made there way to Elon's Tesla out in the parking lot. "Elon, I don't want to cause you pain, but I haven't fucked a tight ass in years!" Mark murmured. "Don't you worry, my rectum is thirsty and your cock is a glass of water." Elon smiled. With that, Mark shoved his pasty meatloaf up Elon's tight and petite anus. Elon moaned with pleasure as his pinhole of an anus stretched to breaking point. A loud tearing noise filled the vehicle as Elon's ass spit in two. Simultaneously, Mark loaded Elon's bloody asshole with gallons of creamy, alfredo jizz. Elon wasn't moving. "Musky, are you okay?" A small river off cum dribbled out of the corner of Elon's mouth. His heart couldn't take the girth of Mark's two foot cock. And with Mark's final thrust the aortic valve exploded. Mark statred the car and drove with Elon's corpse in the back all the way to his house. Mark dragged the body down to his industrial freezer in the basement where he locked it away. To this day, when Mark gets horny all he has to do is pay a visit to his basement.