Joker was sat at his desk plotting another scheme to outdo Batman. He had a bottle of whiskey next to him to help keep him going he WOULD need it seeing as Harley had decided to keep him company.
Harley sat on the side of the desk her legs crossed and smiling seductively batting her big blue eyes. She was wearing her Harlequin suit but had removed her hat, mask and make-up so she looked normal and her hair was lose.
Joker KNEW she was there but was in no mood for her games at the moment he was desperately trying to think of a way to get Batman off his tail after the last face off they had.
"Puddin" Harley cooed sweetly batting her blue eyes again. She was DESPERATE for some affection she had been a really good girl but he had been neglecting her since last week when they were attacked by Batman.
"Not now Harley" The Joker grumbled crossly. He did enjoy her body now and again when he need an outlet for his needs or if he needed a punching bag but in no way did it mean anything.
Harley pouted but wasn't about to give up she crawled off the desk and stood behind his chair and started rubbing his shoulders seductively "C'mon Puddin you've been working REALLY hard all week don't you want a reward?" she teased her blue eyes twinkling mischievously.
The Joker stopped writing and raised an eyebrow "You REALLY want to give me a reward?" he said peering at her but not getting up.
"Sure I do you know I APPRECIATE all you do Puddin" Harley said ruffling his hair lovingly.
The Joker smirked she really was an odd girl but she did have her uses for some tasks even if she was a whiney brat who was a pain in the ass. He turned to face her and patted his lap to which she sat down and wrapped her arms around his neck.
Harley pressed herself against him seductively hoping to arouse him but he said nothing. He was a very tough nut to crack and sometimes she never really knew what he was thinking. But no matter what it was her job to help out with tasks and keep him happy.
The Joker tilted her chin and smiled "Maybe later pooh when it's time for bed but daddy's busy right now" he said and shoved her off his lap so she landed on her butt on the floor.
Harley moaned crossly rubbing her sore butt "But Puddin..." she whined pouting.
Joker frowned "If you UNDERSTAND a word I just said then get your ass upstairs and STAY there until I come up!" He snapped angrily.
"Y...Yes sir" Harley stammered and ran upstairs she was about to grab her mask and hat when Joker stopped her.
"No Harls leave your mask and hat OFF" Joker said firmly. They were part of her look but she did look kinda cute the way she was now.
"O-Kay" Harley said unsure of what was going on bit didn't dare disobey.
After Harley had dispersed to the bedroom The Joker sighed crossly running his hand through his hair "Stupid dame" he muttered crossly.