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Of Misconceptions and Imprisonment

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Pam was the first to enter the office on Saturday morning. Apparently there was a huge stocking problem at corporate, where they were short around 300 reams of cream card stock paper. All of the near by branches were suppose to come in on Labor Day in order to find the reams and get them shipped to corporate, but Michael being Michael decided that there was no way that corporate was going to take away their holiday. He had everyone come in on a Saturday instead. Who would rather come in on a Saturday? Pam sighed and flicked on the lights. She always found it funny that while her life was so vastly different from when she first started working here everything still looked exactly the same. Pretty much all of the same people were here even. Andy and the new HR rep, Holly, were the only new members to the Scranton family, as Michael referred to it. Plus they had only lost Toby. Pam just sat down in her seat when Dwight walked in. "Pam I noticed in the parking lot you were parked on the line of your spot. This is unacceptable so I have written you a ticket and placed it on your window. You need to start respecting the law."

Pam didn't even look up from her computer. "You can't do that Dwight. You don't have the authority."

"False. When a citizen sees a crime being committed he is obligated to bring the criminal to justice." With that said he walked over to his desk and sat down.

By the time Jim made it to the office everyone had arrived except for Michael. "Hey Pam, I got you something." Pam who was on her second cup of really bad coffee looked up at Jim and smiled, "Well first we have one breakfast burrito. We also have a large expertly brewed coffee courtesy of Halpert's Kitchen. Last, but most exciting, a fake ticket for two hundred dollars thanks to Dwight K. Schrute." After he handed her all of his goodies he kissed her upturned face.

"This is why I date you!"

Jim's face fell in a look of fake hurt. "Oh I thought it was because of my award winning personality and witty humor."

Pam looked at him and shrugged while saying in an appeasing voice, "Yeah, sure. If that's what you want it to be."

Jim laughed. "So Dwight tried to give you a ticket? What is that all about?" Pam forgot all about her food and coffee as she launched into the story.

"Oh I know right? He walks in and lectures me about following the law like normal then he says he gave me a ticket. Naturally I disregard it -"

"Naturally"

"- because he can't give tickets. So then he goes on about civic responsibility and I was thinking that if he thinks he can give out tickets then we can too, can't we?"

"Pam you are brilliant." Jim kissed her forehead then walked to his desk. Michael finally entered the office with three large grocery bags.

"Hey Pampers is everyone here?" Michael struggled to get all three bags into his office and deposit them on his desk.

"Yeah everyone's here Michael. Do you need some help with that?"

"No I'm fine Pam." He walked back out of his office and over to the main door. He took out his master key then locked the door.

"Michael what are you doing?" Pam questioned a little nervously.

"I am ensuring that nobody drinks and drives Pam. Safety is a priority." This statement got everyone's attention. Meredith's head immediately came up off of her desk.

"Is there alcohol?" She looked around the room trying to spot it. Michael stood in his spot rocking on the balls of his feet like a child at Christmas.

"Michael what's going on?" Oscar asked while pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah Michael what is all of this about? Why are we locked in?" Pam questioned while moving out from behind her desk.

Michael's face fell as he was assaulted by questions. "Fine! I wanted this to be a surprise but obviously you people won't allow that. I didn't want to ruin the mood of our party -"

"We're supposed to be working Michael, not having a party."

"- I know that Jim but I wanted us to have one last hurrah before all the fun is sucked away by Toby again."

"Wait is Toby coming back?" Holly cut in.

"Yes ok. Yes. Stupid Toby is coming back. I didn't want to tell anybody yet because I didn't want his black cloud over this party. Corporate thinks that our branch needs two HR reps so Toby will be coming back. Now let's just forget about him and party to our last day without him. I bought all of this booze and we won't be leaving this office until it is all gone and we have partied!"

"Michael you can't do that."

"I am the boss Pam. Besides you are all locked in so there! I'll be in my office when you all decide you are ready to party."

"But Michael it's only -" He went to his office followed by Dwight, who slammed his door shut. "- 9."

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Everyone stood around in silence for a little while trying to process what happened. Meredith was the first to come out of her stupor and headed straight for Michael's office where the alcohol was. "What are you doing?" Angela snapped when Meredith reached Michael's door.

"I'm getting a drink. We're all stuck here anyways why not drink?" She went into Michael's office. He visibly perked up and poured her a glass out of one of the vodka bottles.

"Mary Beth makes a good point. I'm gunna get my share before it's all gone." Creed joined the trio in Michael's office and got a glass of whiskey.

"I had better be getting paid for this and there better be a nice red wine. I can't believe I came in for this. I could be asleep in my …" Stanley joined the growing party in Michael's office.

Soon everyone was getting drinks made in Michael's office except for Angela. "I work with a bunch of sinners." She headed to the bathroom as the party moved out of Michael's and into the main office.

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A/N: I have just finished my first chapter of my first Office fic! Yay! Leave me suggestions and I will try my best to incorperate them.