Limerick Challenge

Limerick Challenge

Below are the line challenges:

"There was a girl named Miss Bright, who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day in a relative way, and came back the previous night."

"Mary had a little drink, but she won't have no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2SO4" (sulfuric acid)

Okay I went all out on this one! I killed someone and Trowa and Heero get to say both lines. I sorta forced the first line into the fic but the second one fits in better than I expected *grins* but then you tell me how I did okay?~

Disclaimer: Gundams not mine, moneys not mine

In the kitchen:

"Nimyu Ryokai," Heero muttered.

In the living room:

"Oh my god." Duo stated in disbelief. Looks of Horror agreed with Duo's spoken words. Heero was laughing.

"Is that possible?" Wufei asked.

"I'm not sure." Duo replied, but quickly shut up as Heero entered the room from the kitchen.

"Uh Heero what happened?" Duo asked cautiously. Heero's mechanical laughter had disappeared yet a look of mischief seemed to come from his eyes.

"We'll see." Was all Heero said, walking by.

Shaking his head Trowa smiled, "Him and his missions"

"He really should take a break." Wufei added.

Duo sighed and stretched his arms out. "I'm bored. What's there to do?"

"Lets have some tea and tell stories!" Quatre piped up.

But Heero walked by again, back to the kitchen. Only this time he was dressed differently, in fancy wear.

"What happened Heero? Decided spandex was too low class?" Duo asked.

"You should try it Duo. Relena's coming over soon."

With that Duo dashed to the back where the bedrooms were located.

"There was a girl named Miss Bright, who could travel much faster than light. She took off one day in a relative way, and came back the previous night." Trowa said out loud.

"What?" Quatre asked. Did I just hear Trowa say a limerick? A glance at Trowa and Quatre was certain.

"Catherine used to say that" Trowa added as if in a dream state. Does the news of Relena's coming affect him that much, Quatre wondered.

"Stupid Onna! How can you come back in the past?" Wufei said, ever the realist.

"Miss Bright eh?" Duo's voice was heard echoing from his hiding place. "I'm no Miss Bright! Even though I can run quickly at the sound of Relena, I'm still Shinigami!"

"He's preaching again." Wufei said blandly.

"Relena's coming." Heero reminded.

"You're actually anticipating the onna?" Wufei asked.

"Hai." Heero replied.

He must be feeling sickly, Quatre thought. "Well I'm going, see ya." Quatre said scrambling after Duo.

"I'm going as well." Wufei said standing and making his way after Quatre. Trowa just stood and left.

Hours Later

"You think it's safe?" Duo asked from the back door to the house.

"It's been pretty long." Quatre said uncertainly fingering the door.

"Women don't scare me!" Wufei raged, obviously just deciding that hiding from women was disreputable.

Wufei stormed in with the others following. Only to stop in their tracks.

"Heero is definitely –not- feeling good." Duo commented.

Heero just stood there with an evil expression all the while murmuring, "I did it."

"He- he went zero" Quatre said.

"Is that possible outside of the gundam?" Wufei asked.

"What happened to Relena?" Trowa finally asked.

Heero replied, "Mary had a little drink, but she wont have no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04."