"A … host club?" Mami looked at Madoka with a very confused and dubious expression.

"Well, not like a host - host club." Madoka tried to explain.

"That doesn't even make sense!" Sayaka yelled.

"No. I'm not doing it. And neither are you, you're not going to go make a fool of yourself." Homura deadpanned.

"Aw come on! You didn't let me finish!"

"What even triggered this idea?" Kyoko asked before biting her Pocky.

"Well, you see, there's the school festival, and I thought it would be a good idea for us to use the host club idea for our class."

"We're all in different classes." Sayaka said.

"Some of us aren't even in school!" Kyoko pointed out and bit once more into a stick of Pocky.

"I think it'd be interesting." Kyubey popped out of nowhere, only to be on the receiving end of multiple death glares.

"...How did this even happen?" Kyoko questioned herself as she looked around at the situation she found herself in.

"We're all asking ourselves this. You're not special." Homura answered.

"Why you-!"

"Let's not start a fight, okay?" Mami smiled sweetly but clearly held a hidden threat.

"I think this is fun!" Madoka grinned happily.

"Of course you do Madoka. This was your idea." Sayaka teased.

"Hey! You guys remember your roles right?" Madoka asked.

"What do you think we are? Dumb?" Kyoko demanded.

"So Mami, you're 'Mommy' and are the prince type." Madoka continued seemingly without hearing Kyoko's retort, "or is that princess? Or princely? Anyways, Sayaka, you're the natural type."

"Remind me again why I'm the natural type?"

"Because you're already tom-boyish and you're just good at this."

"We haven't done this before! How do you know that I'm the natural type?"

"Homura, you're 'Daddy', and the cool serious type!"

"Wait, do you ship those two together?" Sayaka and Kyoko interrupted Madoka.

"What's ship?" Madoka asked innocently.

"Nevermind." The two girls sighed.

"Kyoko-"

"Yeah, the 'Little Devil' type. Why am I a devil?" she then demanded.

"Well, you do have the little, fang-like, teeth." Madoka stuttered slightly as she pointed to her own teeth to show what she was talking about.

Kyoko gave a humph but there was a shadow of a grin on her face.

"What about you?" Mami asked.

"Um, well, for me I said the Lollita type." Madoka stuttered.

Mami laughed, "it suits, especially with your magical girl outfit."

"Yeah. Alright! Are we ready for this! The festival's about to start!" Madoka began to jump around in excitement.

"Nope. I'm leaving, no way am I going to make a fool of myself." Kyoko answered as she began to walk out the back door.

"You can't leave now!" the door leading to the classroom they were using opened with a jingle. "Welcome! To our host club!" Madoka cheered as the other girls joined in with varying levels of excitement in their words.

The door closed.

"Ah! No! No way did that happen!" four girls in different parts of Mitakihara City sat up in their bed in alarm. Sleep having long been forgotten. "It was just a dream."

"Guys! I just had a wonderful idea!" Madoka's voice echoed in their heads. "Let's create a host club!"

"No!"

A/N: I put an allusion to another anime. I hope it wasn't too difficult to spot. I don't consider it a crossover because I didn't blatantly say the other anime, nor are there characters from the other anime. Thanks for reading! ^.^