This is the first chapter...hope its not too bad
Collision and tranquility, all of it the same, twirling and swirling mixing up into what could be dreams or reality,
deceiving those who believe, and deceiving those who follow, welcome to a whole new story...
Darkness flashed before their eyes as they blinked, light, dark, light, dark, light... they opened their eyes taking in their
surroundings.
"Ugh...are we still in Konoha dattebayo?!" screamed Naruto in a questioned manner, eyes wide, jaw dropped, looking around
everywhere, as others just stared at him as if he were the strangest thing in the world.
"Whats wrong Naru...WHAT?! whats going on here?! this isn't Konoha! Where's the Hokage mountains...where's dear old
Konoha?! Whoever destroyed Konoha will pay CHA!" said Sakura with fire in her eyes, ready to fight at the sight of an attack.
"See thats why I was screaming and questioning Sakura, this doesn't seem like Konoha to me...doesn't seem like it at all,"
Naruto said squinting his eyes and looking around.
"Naruto this doesn't seem right, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore," "Yeah, what was your first clue?"
"..."
"WHAT?! Naruto what are you trying to say here!I knew that i just thought you wouldn't know since you're such a brainless
twit Naruto!" she said glaring evily at Naruto.
"Alright, alright i'm sorry Sakura, I didn't mean to call you stupid dattebayo," said Naruto backing up from Sakura a little.
Then suddenly the air above Sakura started turning into a crimson like color, and as Sakura glared at Naruto she didn't notice
this, all the while Naruto's eyes widened and he pointed a trembling finger at the object.
"Um...S-sakura, you might w-want to l-look up," he said not knowing what else to say to get Sakura's attention.
"Yeah, yeah save it Naruto, I know you're tricks, you'll just get me to look away so I'll forget about ever getting mad at you
while you run away...nice try but i'm not that stupid," she said cracking her knuckles and continuing to glare at him.
"Y-yeah but Sakura this time it-"
Suddenly, four figures dropped on Sakura sending her crashing to the ground completely.
"Ow...ok..THIS TIME...you where right...that doesn't mean always though," she said taking deep breaths of air here and there.
"And whoever is on top of me better GET OFF OF ME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE!" she said screaming at the top of
her lungs.
"Eh...right, sorry about that uh...wait, you're that pink haired girl that was on Naruto and Sasuke's team aren't you?" said a
man wearing all black with face paint all over his face carrying what seemed to be a puppet.
"Kankuro! You're talking but you're not moving so GET OFF!" said Temari throwing her brother off and sending him
crashing against Naruto.
"Ow...thanks a lot dattebayo"
"...Temari can you get off now," said a deep cool voice more in a tired than demanding tone.
"Oh, right...sorry about that Gaara," she said getting off imeadiatly and looking down at him.
"That means you too Matsuri," he said again in a somewhat bored tone.
Matsuri didn't answer and just kept staring at him, blushing a little with stars in her eyes.
"Temari...," Gaara sighed. "Right," she said looking down at Matsuri.
"GET THE HELL OFF OF GAARA ALREADY MATSURI! WAKE UP! THIS ISN'T A TIME TO BE RESTING AND
ESPECIALLY ON TOP OF HIM! AND SAKURA IS STILL SQUISHED TOO SO GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIM!" she said
screaming and scaring Kankuro and Naruto who were now hugging eachother in fear, until they turned and looked at one
another.
"Ah!" they both said and they dusted themselves off and faced their back towards eachother.
"Eh...right," said Matsuri and she got to her feet and stared down at Gaara.
"Any time now," said Sakura impatiently.
"hn," Said Gaara slowly getting off of Sakura and standing next to Temari.
"Thats 'breathes' much better," she said streching out and looking from Kankuro to Temari to Gaara to Matsuri.
"How did...," Sakura started but was cut off by Gaara's voice; "ask yourself what you're about to ask us...then tell us if its
possible." he finished off closing his eyes and crossing his arms with yet still, an expressionless look on his face.
"I suppose you're right," Sakura said in deep thought biting the end of her fingertip with a thoughtfull, but blank look.
Naruto looked at all of them and then smiled and tried to cheer everyone up...although it failed greatly...
"Come on guys lets ask someone where we are...I'm sure they'll tell us we're in Konoha and that they're just having some type
of festival dattebayo," said Naruto happily patting Kankuro and Sakura on the back.
"Konoha? We're supposed to be in Sunagakure dumbass," said Kankuro glaring at no one in particular with a somewhat
annoyed tone on his face, as if any question they were to ask him he'd bite someone's head off.
"Alright geez let me ask freak," said Naruto squinting his eyes in attempt to glare.
"Excuse me...is this Konoha dattebayo?" said Naruto walking up to a tall thin man who was presently looking at his watch in
anger.
"Wha- Konoha? wow you really are a FREAK why don't you go join your friends in the circus," said the man spitting
all over Naruto, and at this he made Naruto angry...
"WTH! I asked you nicely there's no reason to bite my head off! Its not my fault if you're having such a shity day dattebayo!"
said Naruto grabbing the man by the collar and raising his fist in the air, aiming it at his face in attempt to punch him.
"Better not puch me or I'll have the cops all over you in less than a second," said the man snobbishly not even making eye
contact with the younger, blonde haired boy.
"What? Are you still wondering why everyone is looking at you like that...maybe it's because you're wearing something my
great great grandpa would've been wearing decades ago," he said slapping Naruto's hand away, then turning his back he said
something else before leaving; "oh and...I don't know what Konoha is but the 80's are envying you're clothes...they want it
back," he said smirking, turning a corner and he was gone.
"Damn! Where are we!" said Naruto sitting down, covering his head, and closing his eyes in a somewhat squint.
Then a voice came from a nearby alley.
"Come...this is not Konoha but you will need to get used to it in the meantime..." said the voice in a soft graceful tone.
Naruto looked at the rest of his comrades before stepping into the alley with the others not far behind...
After most things were explained and cleared up, Naruto found himself in a mall with the rest of his comrades...
"Why are we in here?" said Naruto glaring at Sakiri 'the lady in the alley that was trying to help them earlier'.
She looked at him in confusion then walked up to him and grabbed the sleeve of his shirt.
"This isn't even close to anything we wear around here...especially not common everyday casual clothes," she said letting
go of Naruto's sleeve, "so we're here to get you suited up so you can look normal and at least look like you fit in," she
said signaling for them to follow her as she started to walk again.
"I'm not wearing this," stated Naruto plainly as he was handed small brown shorts with white stripes and a white shirt with
a fox logo on it.
"Ahahahahahaha," laughed Kankuro falling to the floor holding his stomach.
"Here's your clothes," said Sakiri handing Kankuro blue baggy jeans with a black t-shirt that had a dragon picture reaching
from the shoulder down to the waist.
"I am NOT wearing this, and...w-why DRAGONS I'm not a big fan of dragons!" said Kankuro being pushed into the dressing
room by Temari.
"Shut it Kankuro, just change and you'll be alright," said Temari with a wide smile on her face turning towards Sakiri and
hopefully wishing she had picked out decent clothes for her.
"Here" said Sakiri smiling at Temari seeming to get along with her okay.
"Thanks" said Temari stepping into the dressing room and looking down at her clothes, it was a purple summer dress, with
grey stripes going across it. Temari smiled and tried it on.
"Here's your clothes" said Sakiri practically throwing the clothes at Matsuri without looking at her.
Matsuri just glared at her then looked at Gaara and smiled, "I-i'll be right back in a second G-gaara, don't go ok," she said
with a slight blush almost tripping over her own feet and imediatly entering the dressing room. She looked at the clothes on
her hands and studied them, it was a tourquiose tanktop with a pink and black checkered skirt. She sighed and began to try
it on.
"Here you go" said Sakiri looking at Sakura gladly. "I love you're name by the way Sakura, cherry blosom thats a beautiful
name," she said smiling and handing Sakura the clothes she picked out for her.
"Oh, thanks," said Sakura brightly "I love your name too, it reminds me of mine, but yours sounds prettier," she said dashing
off into the dressing room and looked down at what Sakiri had given her, it was a tight black dress with a small pink shirt that
was supposed to go over it and a pink bow at the back of the dress, Sakura smiled as she thought she even knew I liked pink
I wonder how she came to that conclusion she said giggling and looking at her hair.
Sakiri looked over at Gaara and stared at him at what seemed like forever...
"...Is there a problem..?" asked Gaara looking at Sakiri with cold, emoitionless eyes.
" I don't think there is unless..." she said dissapearing in a small purple fire and appearing in front of Gaara, then pushing him
up against a wall and kissing him roughly on the lips..."unless you tell" she said and kissed him again sliding her tounge into
his mouth untill he pushed away from her and gave her a really, and when i say really i mean REALLY cold glare.
"Oh don't look at me that way," she said in a seductive tone licking her lips then vanishing into thin air again. This time
Gaara knew what to be expected and looked everywhere trying to keep calm then he was pushed into a dressing room.
"Here's your clothes" she said shoving it at him and pinning him to the wall again, Gaara glared at her sending his sand to
attack her, but at that moment the sand stopped where it was and just suddenly...dropped. Gaara's eyes widened and he looked
back at Sakiri who was looking at him as if he were some delicious meal about to be eaten.
"How...did you...do that?" he said finding it somewhat incredible she stopped his attack without a blink of an eye.
"Simple" she said licking his neck and slidding her hands down just enough to place them on his ass.
"Leave me alone!" he said growling at her, furious this time and just about ready to tear her head off if he had to, without
any hesitation what-so-ever.
"You know I can kill you right now, do whatever I please so shut up if you don't want the whole world hearing your death
cries" she said somewhat enraged but amused.
"I don't care" he said growling again and looking at her as if she was a piece of ice he was trying to melt with just his vision.
"Fiesty, just how i like them" she said suddenly appearing behind him and hugging him sliding her hands all over his chest,
finding the trace of every muscle and tracing it with her fingers. Then she let him go and stood in front of him.
"Tell anyone of this, and not only will I stop your sand control along with kill everyone else, but I can change time, how do
you think you got here, I can just go back before you even told anyone and torcher you for telling everyone, or I could do
horrible, horrible, things to the past and future, don't forget love...I'm watching you," with that she winked at him and blew
him a kiss. "Oh and by the way...hurry up and change, you're taking way too long" she said grinning then leaving in a puff
of smoke. She has some guts, to be saying something like that to me, especially with that behaivior.What respect is that...
and with that he looked at his clothes, it was a red shirt with the kanji symbol written in black on the front side, and black tight
jeans There is no way I'm 'ever' wearing this...
After everyone finished dressing they looked at eachother and either complemented or laughed at each other's apparel. Then
they bought shoes, and later only Temari and Gaara decided to accesorize thier head, Temari wearing a black headband, and
Gaara wearing a black hat with red stripes on it.
"Nice look Temari" said Sakura smiling brightly at Temari.
"Thanks, you too" she said returning the smile ten times brighter.
"Nice geek shorts" said Kankuro snorting and laughing at Naruto "they look like a five year old girl's shorts, go give the
shorts back to whatever poor girl you stole them from Naruto!" he said, laughing his head off.
"Yeah whatever DRAGON FREAK!" said Naruto pointing at Kankuro's shirt, "Oh shut up..I hate dragons"he said looking
angrily at Naruto.
"Alright you two cool it, especially you KANKURO!" said Temari screaming in her brother's face as she stepped in between
Naruto and Kankuro.
Sakura sighed and walked up to Matsuri and Gaara.
"Nice outfit Matsuri" she said giving her a wink then whispered in her ear I'm sure you'll impress a certain somebody
sooner or later
Matsuri just blushed at that comment and gave her a quick thanks before looking over at Gaara.
"Gaara...you've been silent lately...are you alright," asked Sakura looking at Gaara in the eyes seeing something was wrong
with him, because for one of the very first times...he held emotion in those seagreen orbs...
"hn..I'm fine" was all he said before turning away and closing his eyes returning to his casual pose
"Yeah he's always silent" added Matsuri "Not that there's anything wrong with it of course" she said looking over at him.
"Alright then...if you say so" said Sakura before walking over to Temari and sighing.
"Hey listen up" said Temari loudly, "we will be splitting up and just...searching the mall"she said giggling "we'll meet back
RIGHT HERE IN THIS EXACT SPOT two hours from now, don't be late, girls go with me, guys go with Kankuro and
Gaara" she said finishing off.
"But-oh nevermind" said Naruto watching Temair drag Sakura, Sakiri, and Matsuri off.
"So...now what?" said Kankuro looking boredly at Naruto then at Gaara.
Naruto shrugged as Gaara just stood there.
"Lets...explore, shall we" said Kankuro taking lead and pushing Naruto behind him as they started walking into the torcher
chamber that was known as 'the mall'...
There's the first chapter, hope it wasn't too bad the next one is much more interesting trust me, I'm already working on it!
