TWO JOCKS AND A NERD
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN GRAVITY FALLS OR THE CHARACTERS!
A/N: THIS IS BILLDIP AND DIPEON OKAY? I YOU NO LIKE DO NOT READ. DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU. NO FLAMES BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT I LIKE DIPEON AND BILLDIP. IF FLAMED I WILL BE MAD AND YOU WILL GET AN ANGRY COMEBACK. P.S BOT ARE YANDERE TOPS!
WARNING:BILL IS STILL A DEMON AND GIDEON IS STILL EVIL! DIPPER DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT BILL SINCE THE JOURNAL WILL NOT HAVE THE INFO, AND THE GIDEON RISES AND TYHE HAND THAT ROCKS THE MABEL NEVER HAPPENED.
CHAPTER 1: UMA THRUMAN (FALLOUT BOYS)
To say he wasn't excited was one way to put it. 16 year old Dipper pines was going to finish his sophomore year at Gravity Falls high, along with his twin sister Mabel. Even after spending 4 summers at Gravity falls, he was happy that he could go into the woods and explore the supernatural to his hearts content, he wasn't happy that he was going to the only highschool in the town. Not only did the kids at his last school think was weird, he was always made fun of, he only hoped that this school year would be different.
He was currently standing in front of a large light green building which had a crowd of teenagers out in the front. He sighed through his nose and made his way through the crowd, he wanted to make it back inside before anyone notices the "fresh meat" as most like to put it. Just as he reached the front he accidentally bumped into two tall blue and yellow figures. The first one was a tall boy in yellow tux with a yellow brick patterned tailcoat wearing a bow tie and an eye patch over his right eye, his blond hair fell slightly over it. The second was slightly shorter than the other but still taller than Dipper, he wore a light baby blue suit and short wild white hair. Both were skinny and tall.
"Hey! Watch wear you're going!" The one in yellow spoke angrily.
Dipper flushed and quickly regained his footing stepping away from the teens and stuttering out an apology, eyes roaming anywhere but them.
"You better be." The one in blue said, Dipper frowned making his way inside the school and towards his first class.
'Nice going dipshit already making enemies the first day of school.' He thought to himself as he found the classroom he was looking for. Finding the teacher he politely asked if she could call him Dipper. Once it was okay he found a desk all the way in the back right, farther away from any of his classmates. A few minutes later the students began to fill in, keeping his eyes peeled he prayed that Mabel would be in the same class as him, since the night before they had been to tired to exchange schedules. As soon as the bell rang the only one he knew was Candy who waved at him before sitting at the front. Eyes roaming the class he found the two he had bumped into earlier, sitting at the far right in middle snickering and insulting each other. Dipper felt stupid staring at them taking in their overly dressed clothes, 'Who wears and tux and a suit to school?!' He thought shaking his head to clear the thoughts and instead focused on the teacher.
"Hi! My name is Mrs. Diaz you can call me Mrs. D or Mrs. Diaz, I'll be your geometry teacher."
From what Dipper could tell from earlier that she was about 5'1, long haired brunette with thick glasses. As she droned on about what they were going to do over the school year, Dipper glance out of the large window beside him eyes glazing over slightly at the site of the woods and the adventures it held. He was brought back to reality when the teacher called his name.
"Yes ma'am?"
Her green eyes seemed to smile at him, "Please take off that hat Dipper."
He blushed as people began to snicker at his name and took of his hat to show his slightly messy curls, and hurriedly smoothed the bangs in front of his forehead. Clipping his hat to the back of his backpack he hung his head in shame and listened to the teacher. He looked back up after a few minutes and found the two boys from earlier staring at him with blank expressions. He shivered at the dead looks and jumped as the bell rang, he grabbed his backpack and hurried out into the crowded hallways. He looked at his schedule;
Name: Lebam Elite Pines
Pr1: Geometry RM. 312
Pr2: P.E. RM.101
Pr3: English II RM 513
Pr4:US history RM 234
Pr5:Latin RM 107
Pr6: lunch RM 523
Pr7:Chemistry 825
Pr8: Music Rm 108
He huffed as he made his way down the stairs, oh how he hated P.E. He couldn't lift a weight until the situation was life threatening. Well he did excel better since he visited Gravity Falls and it did help that since he had ran away from various monsters and trapped some that he had somewhat of Muscle. He made his way to the gym a smile gracing his features as he spotted his sister who was chatting away with a couple of other girls including Grenda.
"Mabes!"
She turned at the nickname. "Oh my god Dipn'Dot! Meet my new friends!"
She grabbed his arm and pushed him in front of her. "Meet my lil twin brother Dipper!"
He groaned and spoke as he swatted her arms away, "Your only older by five minutes." He grumbled. She pretended she didn't hear that and processed to show him off to the three unknown girls in front of him. Once she was done Dipper walked away to find a quite spot as he waited for the teacher.
"Every one settle down! And sit by the bleachers!" Police officer Brown shouted. Everyone made there way to the bleachers and Dipper raised an eyebrow at the police officer. Who turned to look at him and his sister.
"Well, we'll, well if it isn't the mystery twins! I wonder did you ever find out who chopped of the head of wax Stan?"
Dipper flushed and angrily stated. "Of course we did! No help from you! We even fought the things who did it!"
Officer Brown snorted, "Sure you did city boy. Anyway time for attendance."
Dipper scowled and huffed folding his arms across his chest and thinking about the waxed statues him and Mabel had fought as the officer talked. He felt a tap on his shoulder causing him to jump. The yellow boy from earlier seemed to be staring intently at him. A bit freaked Dipper grabbed his backpack and slowly began to edged away from the weird boy and bumped into another body next to him. Squeaking in a "manly" way he turned his head and saw the blue boy sitting there with the same expression of the boy in yellow. Dipper flushed horribly and scooted back into his seat butterfly's fluttering quite fast around his stomach. He hugged his backpack closer to him muttering indecipherable things under his breath. And he tried to ignore them and decided to listen to Officer brown.
"-anyway that was that so you can have free time until the bell rings in 20 minutes." The students began to rush around trying to grab a ball before someone else decides to take it. He made sure that Mabel was okay and decided to find a cold corner to relax in. Still ignoring the boys next to him he got up and walked to the nearest corner, he sat down and with his bottom lip between his teeth he took out a hard covered book and a pen settling them in his lap he clicked it and began to add more codes to his old entry on the multi bear (next to a sketch he made), whom he had visited the day before.
"8-5 9-19 20-8-5 19-13-1-18-20-5-19-20 3-18-5-1-20-21-18-5 9 11-14-15-23."
"You know it's rude to ignore people."
For the third time that day he jumped, he whipped his he'd up and stared at the two boy's from earlier, and sighed.
"Look I said I was sorry, what more do you want?"
The blond one piped up. "Your name."
Dipper blinked quite owlishly at the duo. "You want to know my name?"
"That's what he said hun." The shorter one said.
Dipper flushed and spoke. "My name is Dipper."
"What?" The blond said cupping a hand around his left ear. "I can't hear you."
Dipper huffed and spoke a bit louder. "I said it's Dipper."
The boy's began to laugh and Dipper felt angry. "Don't laugh! It's a nick name." He defended. The two ignored him and seemingly laughed louder, checking his wrist watch he began to pack up and ignoring them again he put his backpack on and began to walk towards the exit as the bell rang.
"Wait! HAHAHA! W-WAIT!" The blond said as Dipper began to speed walk down the hall. He ignored him an continued to his next class. As soon as he made it he noted that once again Mabel wasn't in the same class as him but to his annoyance the duo did share his class. They sat on either side of him.
"Hey." The boy said still laughing a bit. "That was funny but what is your real name?"
Dipper felt angry. "That is the name that I go by and if your just going to laugh at it then I want nothing to do with either of you."
"Stubborn, I like it. The name's Bill and the short one is Gideon." The blond said with an air of snooty-ness.
Dipper gritted his teeth. "Okay and I care why?"
Gideon laughed and said. "You don't recognize us?"
Dipper raised an eyebrow and shrugged. "Nope."
"We are the two richest kids on earth!" Bill said.
Dipper smiled and took out a notebook and pencil. "And I should care why?"
Bill's smile stretched even wider. "Well Gideon I think we found someone who finally doesn't give a shit."
Gideon chuckled. "This is going to be fun. Hey sugar love? What's your phone number?"
Bill leaned towards Dipper a gloved hand reaching out to grab his. "Where do you live?"
Gideon said. "Will you go on a date with me?"
"No!" Bill shouted slamming his hands onto the desk, attracting the attention of the class and the teacher.
"He's mine Gideon! I had my eyes on him first!"
Dipper blushed. "Well aren't you two personal." He mumbled.
Teacher yelled at the three for two minutes after that the duo seemed to trail Dipper around the rest of the day, flirting with him and flaunting money around as if it would bribe him to go out with them. He didn't decline but he didn't accept either.
After school Grunkle Stan had picked the twins up and Dipper rambled about the two to Mabel who smirked.
"You like them!~" she practically sang as they settled in for the night.
"I do not! They're both annoying an who in their right mind wears fancy clothes to school?!"
Mabel smiled. "Pacifica does and you're in denial."
Dipper huffed. "Whatever. Goodnight." He said as he turned off the light.
"Goodnight dumb dumb."
They fell asleep.