I once stayed over at a friends house (who was a guy) and walked into his room at night. Don't get any ideas, it was only 8pm and I was going to ask him if he wanted to go on his Xbox before his mum kicked his into bed. I was in the guest room, for your info. And I was met with him holding a tape measure with his zip undone. So I thought I might do it in a One Piece perspective.
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Zoro was feeling nervous. Being surrounded by Luffy, who was childish and then the love cook had knocked his manliness. Or confidence or whatever.
He just wasn't so confident anymore.
So he had found the quickest way to make himself more confident.
Franky had left out a tape measure and Zoro had taken it to his room.
It was nothing to be ashamed about, he told himself, I'm not the only guy who does this.
Just when he was looking at the size, Luffy barged in.
BUSTED!
"Whoa! Zoro, your dick is huge!" Luffy said, his eyes like stars.
Blushing furiously Zoro said, "T-thanks, I think."
Luffy poked it, "Sanjis' is nothing like yours."
"SANJI?"
"Uh huh. He was doing the same thing yesterday," his eyes saw the tape measure, "Actually, that tape measure looks familiar…"
Zoro threw it on the floor; he should have known that a tape measure in plain sight was too good to be true!
Luffy asked, "Ne, Zoro? If you're not using it, can I?"
Zoro didn't have time to answer, as Luffy being Luffy had already picked it up and pulled his out.
He grinned, "6.5 inches!" Luffy threw the tape measure on the floor and Zoro picked it up again.
There were now three marks o the tape measure, 6.5 inches was Luffy sooo…
At 6.9 he found Sanji and finally, at a grand 8 inches, was Zoro.
Grinning, he threw the tape measure into the sea.
He was 8 inches and proud.
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Can I just say, I closed the door the moment I saw my friend doing what he was doing.
Every guy needs their privacy.
I never asked him how big it was but by the look on his face when he came to go on his Xbox it must have been good.
So, Jason, buddy, this is to you!