Hello… This is pathetic. God damned near insulting. About 2005, I had Demon Days and I was really into Gorillaz. I mean really. Kind of sad but yeah.
Since I liked them so much, my friends absolutely hated them. Making Murdoc gay, Noodle a guy, etc.
So I played along. It was a laugh.
Here are a couple of short stories we made, choosing a character and passed around a bit of paper. The outcome was… ATROCIOUS. But yeah. I would've killed myself if I didn't put this up. Say what you like about it, you know that it rox.
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The officially MAD Gorrilaz. (Well that's what it says…)
Excluding Russel. (Aww…)
Noodle: I loved you, 2D, and you said you loved me and now I find you in a closet with Murdoc!
2D: Um… I can explain! It's not what you think! –Sweat drop-
Murdoc: It is what it looks like. I'm gay for 2D!
Noodle: 2D, is that true??
2D: Um… -covers eyes- If I can't see you, you can't see me!
Murdoc: 2D loves me and I love him. We are getting married (civil union) You can be the best man, Noodle.
Noodle: 2D, listen to me, tell me if it's true! He's double your age! Are you really gay?
2D: … I can't see you! You're not there!
Murdoc: Age doesn't matter but love does. –Batters his eyelashes at 2D- Isn't that right, honey pumpkin?
Noodle: Murdoc, YOU stay out of it! 2D, tell me! What happened in the closet?! –growls-
2D: I, uh… um, we, uh… well… In that closet… that one right there –points- we… well we… I think you're a little too young to know, luv.
Murdoc: You are old enough! We kissed! –Murdoc once again bats his eyelashes at 2D- (because obviously, the naïve girl played the bad boy)
Noodle: 2D, you were two-timing me with a guy double your age! Don't you dare dump me for a dude!
2D: I'm sorry, little luv… BUT YOU'RE A GIRL, EW!
Murdoc: I like males not girl germs!
Noodle: Well… -sniffs- I never loved you. I love Russel. (And who doesn't?)
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Noodle: I love 2 minute noodles. I'm a cannibal. (oh... oh, I just got that. I can see what Hannah meant now.)
2D: Murdoc, I think it's time to tell Noodle about… US!
Murdoc: Ok… I think we should since she is involved… I mean… she is… OUR DAUGHTER!!
Noodle: I thought I was your son.
2D: Well adopted daughter. We tried but Murdoc can't have children.
Murdoc: Oi! I'm only 40! I can still try! I mean we...
Noodle: YOU MEAN ADOPTED SON!
2D: No, Noodle, you're a girl. You were just so horribly mutated when we adopted you. –Puts arm around Murdoc-
Murdoc: Yeah. When I first saw you I thought you were a fish. (lol)
Noodle: A MALE FISH! –pause- …Fish taste nice.
2D: Isn't it kinda wrong that I was hitting on you… -pause- and you are my daughter…
Murdoc: That's way wrong, dullard! –Slap on the head-
Noodle: But you were hitting on me and I love you more than a dad… as a… lover.
2D: Don't blame yourself, you couldn't resist!
Murdoc: 'Ey! What about me?! I'M PRETTY HOT FOR 40!
Noodle: And I can see why you loved me… I'm a pretty girly girl… -shifty eyes- (lol… I think)
2D: Murdoc, you're old news and you're old and ugly. I'm gonna get back with my daughter.
Murdoc: FINE!! I NEVER LOVED YOU ANYWAY! I'M LEAVING YOU! I'LL GO AND MARRY RUSSEL! AT LEAST HE ISN'T GENDER CONFUSED LIKE YOU LOT!
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ROFL XDD I still love them… and I love Russel, I want his babies haha. I miss my friends… they went away… :( I wonder why… -shrugs-
I had more crazy stories. Including a sickening picture of Noodle and Murdoc in the closet… playing monopoly… 0.o;; But they got thrown away. Probably for the best.