Kiba-Chan, Your Hair is Jiraiya-level Insane

Every once in awhile, a female Inuzuka with remarkably canine qualities was born. Kiba was one of them and her family was aware of this since she was born. Just like the other Inuzuka children, she grew to love dogs and was very active. She had inherited the genes all the Inuzuka members would have loved to have. Her nose was three-five times stronger than the average Inuzuka as were her other senses.

Her dog Akamaru grew up beside her and they trained together at the academy. They quickly became best friends. When she had nothing to do Akamaru always played with her. Akamaru was a female dog, but one day she found out that they had to get her spayed.

As she grew up, she eventually had to have the talk with her sister, Hana. Becoming part of Kurenai's team meant that she had two other kunoichi to support her but she already knew all too well that this was about.

"Kiba it's time we talked about you growing up, you're a teenager now," Hana started, "and it's important that you are aware of the changes you're going to go through in the next few years."

"I know already," Kiba pouted with a cross face.

"It's different for you, Kiba," she said firmly. "You're going to want to be with boys more often and this is completely normal. Every month, you will go through your cycle and for a few days, you will experience bleeding."

"I know about periods, gosh," she blushed. "All the other girls already have theirs."

"But yours won't be the same," she sighed. Hana didn't know how to say this. "Kiba, have you ever seen a dog in heat?"

That was the beginning of her terrible nightmare of teenage years. Kiba had previously been so comfortable with guys, but once she experienced her first heat at the age of fourteen - she realised that she couldn't come even near the other boys without getting turned on during this time. She would have to find a quiet place to satisfy herself several times a day - so that she wouldn't become too horny for her daily routine. During missions, she took a special pill to keep the urges at bay. Her heats only came eight times a year at most. Some lasted a couple of days and others lasted longer. She was fully aware of when she would get one, it was something she learned with experience.

As she grew older and older, she became embarrassed about herself. She felt dirty. It didn't help that her secret was being spread now and she wanted to lock herself up in her room at times. Her self confidence depreciated and although she still put up an aggressive front - on the inside, she was as weak as ever.

She had never had a boyfriend, but there were all sorts of rumours about her sleeping around - even with older men. Instead of making her sadder, Kiba now lost her temper. She was a virgin and hadn't even kissed a boy yet. This was mainly because of her own insecurities and less to do with her whore reputation.

19, single and never-been-kissed Kiba sat at the bar with her girlfriends. She knew her heat was around the corner and she decided that this was the last day she would indulge herself. The first rule was to always be aware of her surroundings when she was in heat, so anything intoxicating was a no-no. The second rule was to ALWAYS use protection, because the heat was there for mating and reproducing, which meant it was her most fertile time.

"Kiba-chan," Hinata called as she poked the said woman who was now resting her face on the table. "You're more depressed than usual. I called all the other girls to hang out today, they should be coming soon." With that, Ino and Sakura walked into the bar together and waved at Hinata.

"Kiba! You're already drunk?" Ino yelled. The other people at the bar ignored it, as it was quite common for her to act this way. "Do you want me to call the boys?" Ino knew that question would get a reaction from her. Kiba sat up and said hi to both of them before leaning back in her chair.

"I'd rather you don't set me up with anyone at the moment," she said in her slurred words.

Sakura sat next to Kiba and tried to encourage her, "come on Kiba, you're the only one left without a boyfriend. If we get you one, we can go on group dates together. You must be really depressed to not get angry at Ino." Kiba looked around at each one of them and sighed. They had already taken all the good-looking boys. Hinata was with Naruto. Sakura was with Sasuke. Ino was with Sai and Tenten (who had yet to show up) was with Neji.

"There's no one left for me," she sighed, "besides, I'm going into horny-bitch mode in a couple of days so I don't think now is a good time."

"That's it Kiba!" Ino yelled again, "if you don't lose your virginity to a man, we'll take it from you!" Everyone at the bar looked at the group. They were soon surrounded by giggles and snickers.

"You baka!" Sakura shouted, shoving Ino away. "We were going to tell her that later."

"W-what are you guys t-talking about?" Kiba said with a hot face. She had sobered up now, by the looks of it, so the group decided to take her out of the bar to continue their conversation.

"We're going to teach you what guys and sex are about," Ino explained. At this point, Kiba was convinced that Ino and Sakura had lost their minds. She looked at her closest friend Hinata with a questioning look on her face. Hinata looked back at her and blushed with a nod. An attempt to run away was met with a knockout blow coming from Sakura, as if that was what Kiba needed.

They all arrived at Ino's house, after picking up TenTen on the way. Kiba sat down on the couch angrily. She was wearing her usual trousers and t-shirt. That day, however, she had her spiky hair down which made her look like a cave-woman as Sakura described.

"We need to do something about that hair," Ino said to herself. "Hinata, what do you think?" To that, Hinata stared long and hard at the irritated Kiba. She came close and felt her hair. Kiba growled at the gesture.

"There are too many tangles and the ends are damaged," she said with a sigh, "we'll need to cut it into a proper hairstyle after straightening it all out."

Kiba sighed, "whatever guys, what do you need me to do?" she accepted defeat - knowing that the four determined kunoichi were not going to leave her that way, especially Sakura, who seemed ready to throw a punch at her when needed. They made her strip down and bathed her, carefully instructing her about the different shower products she was meant to use. The bath water was very warm and if it wasn't for the four girls scrubbing her, she would have really enjoyed it. Kiba protested the whole time, trying to push them away.

"Kiba-chan has a big chest," TenTen pointed out, "she's almost as big as Hinata." The red marks on her face blurred in to the scarlet blush reddening her cheeks.

"You're bigger than me?!" Ino shouted with a smile, "this is going to be easier than I thought."

Hinata used almost half the bottle of conditioner on Kiba's hair as she combed through it gently. She started with a large comb and had three finer ones to work with. Once that was done, Ino joined in with the finer combing.

"It seems like your hair hasn't been styled too much," Ino commented, "it's still very healthy."

"Thank you?" Kiba replied. "Where did the Sakura and TenTen go?"

"They went to get some waxing kits, we're going to go all the way with you today," she chuckled. Kiba didn't know how to respond to that, she had been waxed before but she never thought her friends would be doing it for her. "We needed to make sure your skin is nice and exfoliated."

Later, they sat her down in her towel and began straightening her hair out again.

"How long has it been since you last got a hair cut?" Hinata asked, slightly concerned.

"I don't know," Kiba answered, "I just tie it back and it keeps growing."

"Kiba," Ino said seriously, "your hair has reached Jiraiya-level insanity. We need to do something about these spikes." She was speaking as if she was diagnosing a patient.

Tenten laughed, "since you have lots of hair, we can keep snipping until it's perfect."

Hinata got to work quickly, pulling her hair into sections. Ino and Sakura helped her while they concentrated hard to get the layers perfect. Kiba sensed that they were extremely focused, pulling her hair in all sort of directions, discussing angles and looks. Meanwhile, Tenten was reading waxing instructions and gave Kiba a painkiller. Somehow, they ended up spending over an hour getting her hair done.

"Oh my god," Ino gasped as she looked at Kiba, "it's a masterpiece!" She handed her the mirror and after momentary silence, Kiba's eyes watered up.

"You guys," she cried, "you made it so pretty." Her hair was straight now, with just downward pointing spikes at the ends.

"It looks a bit like Kurenai's hair," Hinata said, "but Kiba-chan's hair is naturally straighter, you don't have the same waves as her." Kiba hugged Hinata and then everyone else. At last, she hugged TenTen, who sneakily used the moment to pull her towel off.

"It's time to get you waxed Kiba-chan," Sakura said with an evil smirk. The horror on Kiba's face probably shortened her lifespan by about ten years.

They had to hold her down while they worked on her. Legs, underarms and bikini area. They gave her a brazilian with a different wax. With so many people working together, the whole job was done within an hour. Kiba was numb in most places and passed out from the craziness. Sakura checked her to see if she was okay.

"It seems like she's knocked out," Sakura concluded, "but her breathing is fine."

"When does she get her heat, Hinata-chan, do you know?" Tenten asked.

Hinata responded quickly, "it should start some time the day after tomorrow."