THIS IS A STORY I WAS DOING WITH A FRIEND… I DID NOT GET ANY BENEFITS FROM THIS STORY AND I RESPECT AND ADMIRE EVERY CHARACTER IN THESE CHAPTERS (EXCEPT MAYBE DORA)
SO TWILIGHT CHARACTER, LADY GAGA, AND ALL THE REST OF THE CHARACTER FROM THESE STORY I REALLY ADMIRE YOU AND I JUST JOKE ABOUT YOU FOR MAKING THESE COMEDY BOOK, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT, IT WILL BE MY FIRST COMEDY.
BY: ALEJANDRO ARTILES & ANNJULIE VIELLELA
CHAPTER 1: JACOB´S NEW TRUE SELF.
Jaccob (from the Twilight Saga) was walking through the forest in his human form… suddenly he gets bite by something, it was a vampire he didn´t see him or her, but he began to transform. His pain was so intolerable he fainted, like a little drama queen with his hand on his for head and with an S falling trajectory. He wakes up and is been carried by a group of animals, weird looking, cartoon like animals, they get to this enormous castle. The animals leaved him in front of the queen´s throne, there he sees Dora La Exploradora. She is dressed like in her typical TV show, with her men shorts, a pink shirt, and her blue backpack.
Dora begins to speak, scream, and hit Jaccob.
DORA: hey bitch what are you doing here? This is my territory; don't mess with me or else…
The short girl is very aggressive; she is nothing like in her TV show. She wanted to fuck Jaccob but she didn´t let her. Jaccob who was now one third human, one third werewolf, and one third vampire, transformed into a huge wolf, with some vampire details, such as the big sharp teeth of a vampire and less hair, h
He was horrible… Jaccob was astonish of his new look; he actually love it… and began to model like if he was in some kind of photo shoot, he was walking and moving his butt in all direction… meanwhile Dora was li WTF, and making a gesture like thinking "what is he fucking doing?"… Then Jaccob began to dance in a tube that I don´t know where it came from… then the music with which Jaccob was dancing stopped and he took his right claw and split Dora into pieces, he stole her blue backpack, that doesn´t matter what they put inside there is always much more space, it is infinite inside.
He checks what is inside and finds a wand, and Ben Tennison´s omnitrix… he begins to play with the omnitrix and ruins it causing a supermassive black hole… and it begins to absorb everything except Jaccob that escaped, into the black hole went all of Dora´s friends, and Muse who was singing supermassive black hole…
(8) Glacier melting in the death of night
And I am the superstar sucked into the supermassive (8)
Everyone died except for Jaccob who escaped.
Jaccob returns to the pack but before he gets there he sees two women in the loneliness of the forest. He gets closer to see if he can flirt with them, now that he is in his human vampire form, he cannot get rid of the vampire curse never,
He recognizes one of the two women it was Bella, the girl Jaccob most love, the other women Jaccob had no idea who she was, but she look emo, she was dressed with tight black pants, a tight black shirt that had a skull drawn in its center, and a clump of black hair falling over her left eye; she was pale and skinny, as if she had never eat.
They began the conversation
JACCOB: Hey Bella what are you doing here? Long time no see.
Jaccob had not seen Bella since she got married with Edward and became a vampire and one of the Cullen's family.
BELLA: I am here with my "friend" Gloria.
Bella pronounces friend suspiciously and do quotation mark with her fingers while saying it.
Jaccob: Hi Gloria I am Jaccob, one of Bella´s friends,
GLORIA: Whatever, do you want to fuck me?
JACCOB: Of course I want…
GLORIA: Bad luck I am with Bella, we´re lesbians.
Jaccob shocked, he couldn´t believe his love was lesbian… as dirty lesbians that was kissing in front of him with another girl.
Jaccob ran away crying like a little girl. The two lesbians continue to French kiss, and they were very passion, a lot of tongue