Hello, welcome to my silly Zelda fic, called WHEN CHICKENS ATTACK. I
was inspired by the insane chickens in Kakariko Village that attack
whenever you get the bad side of them. So, here it goes, right after the:
Disclaimer: I is not owning anyone!!! Nobody is mine!!! No one doesn't not love me!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Zelda: When Chickens Attack (a.k.a. Case #10801)
Chapter One:
It was a sunny day in Hyrule. Officer Policeman did not have much to do since Ganon was defeated. However, he didn't remember any of that, or at least he wasn't supposed to. All because of Zelda and her antics. Humph. You know, if it weren't for her-
The Author cleared her throat. "AHEM!!! Quit whining, get to the story!!!" Okay, okay, geez...
As I was saying, it was very rarely that anyone came into the police station (if you could call it that, it was just a desk, a phone, and a computer in the old pot room... er, I mean room full of pots). So, Officer Policeman was very surprised when a Kakarikan village-goer came panting into the pot room (excuse me, room full of pots).
"Officer Policeman, Officer Policeman!!!!" he said. "Come quick! Someone's being attacked by chickens!!!"
"Eh?" Officer Policeman said. "Chickens?"
The boy nodded urgently. "Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chi -"
Suddenly the Author burst into the pot room (I mean - ah, screw it.). "YES, CHICKENS, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Then she slammed the door.
"Alright, alright," said Officer Policeman. "Now, you're sure they're chickens?"
The Author came in again. "YES!" she said.
"Absolutely?"
"YES, AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL -" She lunged for Officer Policeman.
"Okay," he said, dodging the Author, "I'm on it!" Then he ran out of the pot room.
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Officer Policeman walked up the stairs to Kakariko Village. "Sonny, I don't know why they make these stairs so long, it's such hard work for an old man like me to-"
"Um, sir?" said the boy. "You're only 25."
"That's the spirit!" said the Officer. "Now, run along." The boy ran, or rather was pushed, to his house. "Now, for those pesky, er... what were they again?"
The Author ran in. "Too... many... damn... stairs..." she panted. Then she looked up. "Oh!" She cleared her throat. "CHICKENS!!!!"
"Ah, yes, I remember now! They were aardvarks!"
The Author rolled her eyes. "You're pathetic. I'm outta here."
"Now," said Officer Policeman, "off to find those pesky um... oh yeah!!! Bush babies!" And he rode off into the night. But not before running into the tree at the entrance of the village.
Disclaimer: I is not owning anyone!!! Nobody is mine!!! No one doesn't not love me!!! WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Zelda: When Chickens Attack (a.k.a. Case #10801)
Chapter One:
It was a sunny day in Hyrule. Officer Policeman did not have much to do since Ganon was defeated. However, he didn't remember any of that, or at least he wasn't supposed to. All because of Zelda and her antics. Humph. You know, if it weren't for her-
The Author cleared her throat. "AHEM!!! Quit whining, get to the story!!!" Okay, okay, geez...
As I was saying, it was very rarely that anyone came into the police station (if you could call it that, it was just a desk, a phone, and a computer in the old pot room... er, I mean room full of pots). So, Officer Policeman was very surprised when a Kakarikan village-goer came panting into the pot room (excuse me, room full of pots).
"Officer Policeman, Officer Policeman!!!!" he said. "Come quick! Someone's being attacked by chickens!!!"
"Eh?" Officer Policeman said. "Chickens?"
The boy nodded urgently. "Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chickens."
"Chickens?"
"Chi -"
Suddenly the Author burst into the pot room (I mean - ah, screw it.). "YES, CHICKENS, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Then she slammed the door.
"Alright, alright," said Officer Policeman. "Now, you're sure they're chickens?"
The Author came in again. "YES!" she said.
"Absolutely?"
"YES, AND IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'LL -" She lunged for Officer Policeman.
"Okay," he said, dodging the Author, "I'm on it!" Then he ran out of the pot room.
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Officer Policeman walked up the stairs to Kakariko Village. "Sonny, I don't know why they make these stairs so long, it's such hard work for an old man like me to-"
"Um, sir?" said the boy. "You're only 25."
"That's the spirit!" said the Officer. "Now, run along." The boy ran, or rather was pushed, to his house. "Now, for those pesky, er... what were they again?"
The Author ran in. "Too... many... damn... stairs..." she panted. Then she looked up. "Oh!" She cleared her throat. "CHICKENS!!!!"
"Ah, yes, I remember now! They were aardvarks!"
The Author rolled her eyes. "You're pathetic. I'm outta here."
"Now," said Officer Policeman, "off to find those pesky um... oh yeah!!! Bush babies!" And he rode off into the night. But not before running into the tree at the entrance of the village.