It's a fic I promised myself to write in 10 minutes. So I waaaaaaarned you. Don't get mad at me. It's just a joke :) Really silly one :)

The song is "Cherry lips" by Garbage. I don't own any of it :)

All song's lines are in italic letters.

Ok, every line of that song and almost every word of this fic is said by Hermione.

~*~ Go, Draco, go! ~*~

"Hermy, darling, please, remind me what the hell I'm doing here?!" - Draco was pissed off as never.

"Cutie, don't you remeber that

She gave you everything she had
But she was young and dumb
She just turned twenty-one
She didn't have to hang around
So when the shit came down why she was nowhere to be found

And now you're left with her debts. And this is the only way to earn some money
This life can turn a good girl bad
She was the sweetest thing that you had ever seen

But yet she's a bitch and you're our last hope - don't be afraid! You'll be the winner
You're so such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

So if you dare to disobey my order I'll tear your glittering dress with my bare hands!
With your cherry lips and golden curls
You could make grown men gasp when you go walking past
And in your hot pants and high heels
They could not believe that such a body was for real.

Even I can envy you! And don't be ashamed to use magic. Did you hear me? Where's your wand?!
It seemed like rainbows would appear
Whenever you came here the clouds would disappear

You'll be the winner just
Because you look just like a girl
Your baby blues would flash and suddenly a spell was cast

Don't you dare to hide behind curtains! Come back! Now! Stop crying! I know that
You're so such a delicate boy
In the hysterical realm
Of an emotional landslide
In physical terms

Ok, even if you lost your wand it's not a disaster - take mine and pretend that
You hold the camera in your heart
To shine the light on hidden parts

Have faith in yourself! You'll be the best!
You make the whole world wanna dance
You bought yourself a second chance

You'll win and get money for us!!

(~*~*~ "And now let's welcome on this scene miss Slytherin - Princess of charms - Miss Daconida! What a lovely dress! She might win our annoual "Best transsexual of year" beauty contest!!!~*~*~)

Go, Draco, go!

Go, Draco, go!

Go baby go go
We're right behind you
Go baby go go
Yeah, we're looking at you
Go baby go go
Oh ,we're right behind you
Go baby go baby
Yeah, we're looking at you

A/n anfortunately after this cute boy with cherry lips and golden curls turned all audince into frogs and bears, judges were unable to choose "best transsexual of the year". There were anable to survive more than 2 days. So now there is no hope for winning that contest for Draco anymore. But Hermione never surrender. Have you ever heard of "best beard of the year" contect? Ohhhh, that's another story, you're right. Sorry.