"Wait hold up there for a second Quinn. Are you telling me that you want me and Britt to help you sing to a girl…but not any girl you want us to help you sing to BERRY?" Whoa I need to calm down before I either slap the HBIC out of Quinn or let out my little secret that may or may not come back to bite me in the ass.
Quinn's answer was to just stare at me like I was an idiot. "Santana during any part of our conversation did I stutter or did you just ignore me the whole fucking time?"
Do you ever think when you're all alone
All that we can be, where this thing can go?
Am I crazy or falling in love?
Is it real or just another crush?
Do you catch a breath when I look at you?
Are you holding back like the way I do?
'Cause I'm trying and trying to walk away
But I know this crush ain't goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Goin' away-ay-ay-ay-ayy
Has it ever crossed your mind
When we're hanging, spending time girl, are we just friends?
Is there more, is there more?
Saved by the fucking bell or in this case saved by the phone. "I think that it's a sign from the gods telling you that you need to loosen the fuck up. Now I need to answer this before I get my ass chewed out." Now to try and get some privacy while Quinn is looking at me like she's going to either kill me or jump my bones…and now back to the phone call.
"Hey"
"Hey baby what's up?"
"Nothing just hanging out with Britt and Quinn, what are you doing?"
"I just got out of dance class."
"How was it? Oh you will never guess what Quinn wants me to help her with."
"It was alright but I missed you. What does Quinn want your help with? Does it involve throwing Jewfro into a dumpster because if it does then I think that you should help her."
"No it doesn't but do I need to have another talk with him?"
"San baby it's fine he's just being his usual creeper self. Back to what you were saying before, what does Quinn want your help with?"
"You're going to love this, she wants to ask out Berry…." Ugh I wish I could see her face right now, I bet that shit would be priceless. What the fuck someone just fucking hit me. Shit I can't believe that Quinn just hit me. "What the fuck Q why the hell did you hit me? It's not my fault that you want to date a smurf."
"Santana Lopez what did you just say?"
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck I am sooo not getting any for a while.
"I didn't mean it the way it sounded I swear, it just kind of came out."
"You know what Santana" Fuck she used my whole name I am in deep shit "We will talk about this when you come over later. For now good bye."
"Bye ba.." and there is the dial tone once again FUCK!
With a groan I put my phone back into my pocket. Well I better turn around and face the reason that I'm now residing in the dog house.
"What the fuck Q I was on the phone why in the hell would you hit me?" I figure that it's better to get my anger out of the way before Quinn decides that she wants to know who I was on the phone with. Like it's any of her fucking business anyways.
"Why did I hit you, you want to know why I fucking hit you?" Uh yeah that's why I asked her ass in the first place. "I'll tell you why, what happens if whoever you were on the phone with goes and tells Rachel that I'm into her?"
"Umm Santana, Quinn you might not want to hear this but Finn just told the guys that he wanted to sing a song in Glee to try and get Rachel back." Oh shit I almost forgot that Brittany was here. Shit what kind of best friend am I right now?
"What do you mean B?" What the hell do you mean what does she mean I mean come on if Britt can figure it out without anybody telling her shouldn't our "fearless leader" be able to? Well that sounded fucked up I am never using quotes in my head again.
"Well Artie just updated his status on Facebook and it says helping Finn trying to find a way to win his girl back."
The fuck when did she get on the computer? Oh well Britt works in fucking mysterious ways. Like a fucking ninja cheerleader, even in my head that shit sounds insane. I wouldn't doubt it though Coach probably did train her to be a ninja cheerleader I mean who would expect Britt to be a ninja?
"Shit fuck okay I need to make sure whatever it is I do will top Finn's lame song. So do you guys have any ideas?" I still have no clue why I'm still here I have no reason to help the bit…
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha
(Ha ha ha)
"What the hell is that?" I swear I think that Q is the one that needs to be held back a grade I mean come the fuck on.
"Quinn I think that it's San's phone, I mean I always hear that song whenever she has a text. I wish my duck would sing a song like that to me."
I'm sorry for hanging up on you. It's just been a very stressful day. X- Wifey
I swear to god I will kick some ass if this means what I think it means. "San why do you look so mad? Did someone say something mean to you on your phone cuz if they did I can get someone to beat them up for you."
"Na it's all good Britt I just realized that I have to leave in a little while."
Oh now her highness wants to look at me, how fucking lucky does that make my ass?
"Leave what do you mean leave I thought you were going to help me with this."
Help like I want to help her with anything that concerns Berr….
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me, want me
You know I want cha, want cha
I know you want me
You know I want cha, want cha
(Ha ha ha)
Your parents are coming to dinner so make sure you look nice. Love You X- Wifey
Well shit there goes my plans for dessert. "Well Quinnie the Pooh it's been fun real fun but now I have to leave. Look I love you like a stepsister but you have to understand there are things that even I want to do for you."
A hug for Britt "By B I'll call you later okay?" I swear this girl gives some of the best hugs. "Bye San have a good night."
A semi nice smile and wave combo to Quinn and I'm out of there and one step closer to seeing my lady.