Cobra stared angrily at the bar in front of him. His head pounding with the incessant thoughts of the brainless idiots surrounding him. The party the other night left most of them in heap on the floor. The other half he did not want to even think about.

Mira was making orders and cleaning glasses and thinking about matchmaking.Cana was in her normal spot drinking from a barrel and fiddling with her cards while thinking about matchmaking. Gajeel thinking about Levi and Levi thinking about books were in a corner surrounded by stacks of books. Laxus and the old geezer were in their offices which were sound proofed. The rest were on the floor pasted out or barely conscious.

All these stupid fairies need to stop there matchmaking schemes it is ridiculous. It isn't even Valentine's Day. I finally motion for Mira to come over and take my order. "Mira, get me a toxic smoothie."

I wait irritably for the only thing that could make this hell hole tolerable. The Demon Matchmaker could make decent drinks and meals that contain poison.

The old geezer comes out of his office and yells "Cobra I need to speak with you come to my office."

I get up and drag myself up the stairs. What now? I was just about to get my drink. The last thing I hear before the old geezers door closes is the guild doors being slammed open.

"What Geezer?" I ask irritated.

"I have a task for you."

"I don't got all day spill it." I want to get back to my smoothie.