Mami shared tea with Madoka, Sayaka, and Kyoko as an elegant voice said,
"And now, Devil Homura replies to some coments."
The Incubators practically turn girls into liches, who then turn into abominations, and would abandon humanity and anybody in general once they have enough energy to save the universe from entropy. So, when you made the new universe, why, instead of erasing them from existence, did you turn them into your slaves?
Devil Homura raised her finger and opened her mouth, as if to answer the question expertly, only to stay frozen as she failed to come up with something that wouldn't raise further question. She tried it again, only to hang her head low in frustration.
Of all the loliest loli outfits you could've picked, did you had to pick the one that showed that much skin? You do know space is cold, right?
Homura hugged herself as she was visibly freezing over.
"I d-don't k-k-k-k-know what you're t-t-talking about! I'm f-f-fine!"
Do witches still exist in your universe?
"Of course, you're seeing one right now!"
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"T-There's a witch behind me, right? I'm not talking about myself, am I?"
How about a tomato?
"How about no?"
Homura, your wingboners are showing!
Homura blushed and looked around to see her wings were spread. She quickly retracted them and avoided eye contact.
"You didn't see anything!"
What would your reaction be if somebody other than madoka proposed to you?
"THEY'LL NEVER MARRY ME ALIVE!"
Homura got off her seat, ran off-camera and jumped off the window, which loudly broke as she could be heard falling to the ground. Less than a second later, the girl went back in and sat down.
"Besides, I'm a devil, why would anybody want to marry me?"
Can you summon your witch like Sayaka did?
"Let me see..."
Homura summoned a sword and stabbed herself in the gut. Instead of Homullily being summoned, the devil visibly winced in pain and, a couple seconds later, returned with tears down her cheeks and a bandage around her stomach.
"Nope."
Where is your last familiar, also known as Love?
Homura clapped her hands and danced as a familiar tune played.
"Where is love! Baby, where is she? Where is she?"
And then she turned back to stoic as the tune stopped.
"No, seriously, where is she?"
I swear, you just remade the universe to trap yourself and Madoka in a bad romance.
Homura smirked and sung,
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Trapped in a bad romance!"
And then her familiars, the Clara Dolls, came in as backup singers.
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Trapped in a bad romance!"
With a snap of her fingers, the clara dolls vanished and Homura broke down laughing, even slamming her fist down the table.
The voice spoke as Madoka and Sayaka ran from Kyoko, who's trying to tickle them.
"This has been, Devil Homura replying to some comments."
