Just re-posting this because I heard the lyrics wrong.

Shut Up Torn!

(Guitar music)

Jak: "Hey, man, this is Jak and Daxter, man.

You know, every morning we wake up in a bad mood. I mean, on top of trying to sell my zoomer, make rent, and beat probation, there's work, and it sucks. I swear to the precursors it does.

First of all, I've never had a raise in like, four years, the vending machines don't carry any Mountain Dew, and what I really hate is when I try to use the phone to call into the Damas and Kleiver show, cause my stupid boss is always butting in!

So finally, man, one day I had enough. I stood up, and I said right to his face man:"

(Praxis, Errol, Sig, Daxter, Keira, Ashelin, Damas, Kleiver, and Co.)

"Shut Up Torn!"

Jak: "Shut Up Torn!"

"Say it to his face!"

Jak: "I swear to the precursors I did!"

"Shut up Torn!"

Jak: "He deserved it, man!"

"Jak and Daxter!"

Jak: "That's us, and we're badasses!"

Jak: "So anyways, we get wrote up, and I said, "fine Torn, cause the Men's room's out of toilet paper and at least we'll have something to wipe with!".

I don't even remember why we took this Job. Maybe it's cause I finally passed an eco test. You have to pass it; city law.

So, anyway, I pass it, then get introduced to our direct supervisor, Torn. We have no respect for him right away because he wears a fanny pack! I sweat to the precursors he does. And the first time we met, he was hanging up a sign in the brake room I'll never forget. It said, "Your smile is your most important part of your uniform".

So I thought about it, and if that's true, then how come we don't have dental insurance, Torn?"

"Shut up Torn!"

"Plus his teeth look like Indian corn!"

"Say it to his face!"

"I did say it right to his face."

"Shut Up Torn!"

"Shut Up Torn!"

"Jak and Daxter!"

"We're badasses! Clean it up, Sig."

"Sig on lead guitar. That's Count Veger on Base, Baron Praxis on Drums, and I swear to the precursors that those drums are paid for! And I'm Jak Mar and this is Daxter, Kings of the yakkow sword!"

"Jak and Daxter!"

"Yakkowsaurus."

"Yakkowsaurus!"

"What about the free soft drinks, Torn?"

"It's a staple!"

"Supposed to get one every shift!"

"Shut up Torn!"

"Torn, you couldn't get to third base with a bowling ball!"

"Jak and Daxter!"

"Shut up, Torn!"

"He swears to the precursors!"

"My zoomer's still for sale, by the way."

"Call his talkbox!"

"Call my talkbox! I gotta go."

"He's gotta go!"

Torn: "Hey, come on, Jak, I'm your boss! Show me some respect!"

Jak: "Whatever, I've got more respect for you nametag, cause at least it's three inches long! So Shut Up Torn!"

(End)

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