Oh hey there! This is a little comedy "interview/story" that I decided to write just for fun. This is my second story on this account (I also write for House Of Hades), and I will be updating once every week so be sure to follow! Also if you liked it, then why not review? :D

Here it goes...

Welcome to The Gleeson Hedge show

*Walks on stage*

Coach Hedge: Hello and welcome to the Gleeson Hedge show, where we interview annoying little-err Demigods about their experiences and lives! We air on Hephaestus TV every weekend and have a new demigod to interview every time! So let's get started with the show! Our first guest has been on countless quests, battle's and missions for Camp Half-Blood, so please welcome - even though he isn't as good as me- Percy Jackson!

*Applause as Percy Jackson walks on Stage*

Coach Hedge: So Percy, what have you been doing lately? Other than hanging out with Annabeth…

Percy: I uh-

Coach Hedge: Too boring, moving on. What was your hardest quest you have had to face?

Percy: Gee I'm not sure, I guess it would have to be-

Coach Hedge: That's Grrreat! Now-

Percy: You sound like Tony the Tiger. And what's the point of an interview if you don't let me talk?

Coach Hedge: Fine! What was your most difficult journey you have had to face so far?

Percy: Well, I've gotta say that the most difficult "journey or quest" would probably be the battle for

Olympus when Kronus was trying to take over my city. It was like the first time I had to take lead of such a large group, but we won.

Coach Hedge: Mhhhm, and if you did a better job, some of my friends would have been alive.

Percy: I was hoping you would be in the battle, so then I would have an excuse to… Never mind.

Coach Hedge: I liked the part of the battle where you got knocked out

Percy: Uh…that never happened.

Coach Hedge: Oh, that's too sad. But don't worry, we'll make it happen soon enough…

Percy: Sure…

Coach Hedge: So I'm sure that you've been asked this question a lot, but I just have to ask. If you could choose anyone to be with you in a fight, who would it be?

Percy: Well, I think it would be Annabeth, and not only because she's my girlfriend, also because we've been in so many quests together and we basically know how we each fight and our strengths. I also wouldn't mind fighting with Thalia. She's an experienced and awesome fighter.

Gleeson Hedge: Really? You wouldn't want to fight alongside the best person available? Me?

Percy: I'm going to try to put this in an easy way for you to understand. N-O.

Gleeson Hedge: Well, that was very…kind of you. Moving on! Besides the sword, what other weapon would you like to use? And why?

Percy: That's kind of a hard question considering I haven't use any other weapon other than my sword. If I HAD to choose a weapon, it would be either the dagger, because it's so closely related to the sword and the spear because, well, you can throw it at people. Right now, I wish I had a spear so I could throw it at someone here…

Gleeson Hedge: But I'm the only other person in the room.

Percy: Exactly…

Gleeson Hedge: Well, this is lovely. My interviewee wants to assassinate me. Let's try another questions. Other than Annabeth, did you ever like anyone else?

Percy: Uhm, you do realize that if I say yes, I will get killed within a second…right? But to be honest, I haven't really "liked" someone other than her. Rachel was just a friend and well, Calypso had a good offer but I couldn't just leave everyone here and spend my life on an island. But like I said before. That island will always be my biggest "what if".

*Loud shouts come from the hallway outside*

Percy: Yeah, thanks you goat. I'm about to be killed.

Gleeson Hedge: You welcome, I've always wanted to witness that. Anyway, we know your best friend is Grover, your favorite weapon is the sword, and a whole bunch of other boring stuff. Based on all of your quests…who is your favorite God or Goddess, other than your father?

Percy: Well, Zeus is a jerk, Athena is cool but she scares me, Dionysus has drinking issues, Artemis will hate you just because you're a boy, Hades hates everybody, Hera is an even bigger jerk, Ares wants to beat me up every day, and Apollo is just silly. Then there's Hephaestus and a few others. If I had to choose my favorite, I guess it would be Hermes just because he's pretty cool and almost never gets angry. He's helped us a lot in our quests as well.

*Thunder roars in the distance*

Gleeson Hedge: Well, I don't think that the gods liked that one.

Percy: Yeah, they probably don't like hearing the truth.

*Thunder gets louder and lights flicker on and off*

Gleeson Hedge: OK, I think that they're really mad now, can't you answer one questions without ticking someone off?

Percy: Can you not go a day without watching martial art movies and horribly trying to imitate them?

Gleeson Hedge: *Gasp* You take that back! I will have you-

Percy: Ok, ok! I was just kidding.

Gleeson Hedge: Alright, another question… Are you jealous that Jason is better than you?

Percy: Whoa, whoa. Listen, I'm not sure which demigod is "better", but so far, we seem to get along fine. Yeah, sometimes he might try to be perfect at things but it's all cool.

Gleeson Hedge: So what your trying to say is that he isn't better than you?

Percy: Yes, I mean no-wait, that's not what I said at all.

Gleeson Hedge: Ok, next question. Based on your Camp Half-Blood report card that was marked, it seems that you have gotten a bad mark for Defense. So I am going to ask you a couple of questions, just to make sure that you are in good shape.

First question: Can you see a monster from a meter away?

Percy: Yes.

Gleeson Hedge: Can you see a monster from 10 meters away?

Percy: Uh, yes?

Gleeson Hedge: Can you see a monster from a 20 meters away?

Percy: Well maybe not if I-

Gleeson Hedge: Can you see a monster from a mile away?

Percy: No…but-

Gleeson Hedge: Can you see a monster from two miles away?

Percy: No

*Coach Hedge shakes head and writes down notes*

Gleeson Hedge: Ok. Percy Jackson cannot see a monster.

Next question: Can you fight with a sword?

Percy Jackson: Yeah, I've been doing it for half my life…

Gleeson Hedge: Can you fight with a sword wearing a blindfold?

Percy: No

Gleeson Hedge: Can you fight with a sword no hands?

Percy: No. Can you even do that?

*Coach Hedge shakes head and writes down notes*

Gleeson Hedge: Ok. Percy Jackson cannot use a sword. My goodness Percy, you're doing terrible in this.

Percy: Ok, before this interview gets any worse than it already is…I'm going to get going...

Gleeson Hedge: Lovely, now my guards don't have to escort you out.

*Percy walks off stage*

Gleeson Hedge (to audience): Well, thank you Percy Jackson for being on our first show! We will air every week on Hephaestus TV, so be sure to check our show out! Next week, we will be having a much better guest: Annabeth Chase! So until next time goodbye, and let us know what you think!

Well that was the first interview! I hope you all liked it! I will be writing more interviews soon, so be sure to follow!

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Sorry if there were any spelling mistakes, please review if you have any feedback!

And that's all I have left to say, SO UNTIL NEXT TIME, GOODBYE!

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