Phoxy- Hey-low!
Inuyasha- I thought you deleted this...
Phoxy- I did...But that's because I had to re-do it!
Inuyasha- - -o
Phoxy- tee hee.. Ok...now...THIS is now just a story featuring the self inserts of Me, Ryu, and maybe two other people...I don't know who yet, and It might not even happen. I have the plot all planed out for this so deal with it.
Disclaimer-I do not own Inuyasha. That privilege belongs to Rumiko Takashi and I don't believe she is selling it anytime soon sooooooo...It's HIGHLY unlikely that I'll own it. 8.8 ain't it sad?
Phoxy- Without further ado.......HEEEEEERRREEESS JONNY!!
Inuyasha-....
Phoxy- Oh wrong show! O Here's the fic.
Inuyasha- backs away slowly
"I WANT INUYASHA DEAD!" Kagome declared proudly to the wolf demon in front of her.
((AN:: Whoa whoa whoa whoa...lets back this up a bit shall we....))
An hour before...
"You bitch! That hurt!" Inuyasha yelled at the raven haired girl in front of him.
"Did it really? Then here, I'll say the 's' word again for you." Kagome retorted back to the arrogant hanyou.
"Shit..." Inuyasha said, his dog ears laying back a bit, quite aware of what was coming next.
"No you idiot. Sit!" Kagome said in complete outrage. she watched the dog-half hit the deck hard, sending dust up from the impact.
Inuyasha got up and glared heavily at the back of Kagome's head as she retreated away in a huffy rage. He knew that she was once again running off back to her home threw the well.
"Damn bitch." Inuyasha said as he dusted himself off.
Miroku put his hand on the hanyou's shoulder, "Congratulations. You managed to drive her away in under a day."
"I didn't do anything to that stupid gurl." Inuyasha said in his usual stubbornness.
"What the heck is your problem? Did your brain die or something? We're never going to get all the jewel shards if you keep driving Kagome away." Shippo said in a childish kind of tone. Like a kid preaching to his quarrelling parents.
"The thing is he never had a brain, only a few brain cells." Sango said irritably, speaking as if the hanyou wasn't right next to her.
Inuyasha would have hit her to. That is if he thought he could get away with it, but that seemed to him that it would be more trouble that it was worth. So instead he settled with a minor insult, "For your information my brain is bigger than yours will ever be seeing that you're human and I'm not."
"You're half human you know." Shippo said as if he was informing the dog-half of this great realization like Inuyasha hadn't lived with it all his life.
A hard fist came down over Shippo's head, knocking the little kit off Miroku's shoulder.
Miroku sweat dropped as he watched Inuyasha continue to step on the little kit's head and cursing various things at the child.
Sango came to Shippo's aid, "Don't be such a bully, he's only speaking the truth."
Inuyasha turned on her, and nearly started cursing the demon slayer out as well, but seeing that killer instinct in Songo's eye shone angrily behind them, it kind of changed his mind, but he kept his stern face, "Feh. Whatever." He turned and headed off in his own direction away from the group, which oddly, was the same direction Kagome had gone in.
"Dumb hanyou walking." Miroku muttered once he knew Inuyasha and his seemingly superhero hearing was out of range.
Songo picked up Shippo from the ground kindly and carried him the rest of the way to the village with Miroku at her side. The little group very tired and a bit exasperated from their short venture a whole half mile away from the village...
Kouga peered down into the well he had been told about 'How is it that this thing works again?' He asked himself in thought. He had heard his scouts tell him about how Kagome would simply jump down into it and then disappear from view, and days later return threw it just as conspicuously.
'It looks to be just an ordinary well...how can she just disappear? There are four walls on each side and a bottom. People don't just disappear.' Kouga moved over to the other side of the well, as if changing the angle would give him a glimpse of something he hadn't seen before....
Nope...still the four sided well all the way down to the bottom. 'Maybe the scout got too close to the poppi flowers again'
(AN:: Poppi flowers were used in the wizard of oz as a sleeping kinda spell...for this...poppi's are going to be referred to as a kind of drug. get it? got it?...great! )
Kouga turned his head around as he started to smell a scent he hadn't smelled in a while.
"Kouga?" Kagome asked as she looked at the wolf demon who was standing in front of the well. "What are you doing here?"
"Kagome, long time to see." Kouga said, blowing of her previous question. "Why are you storming this way? What has dog-turd done to you now?"
Kagome's brow furrowed a bit, "The same low down abuse he usually puts me threw."
"He's hurt you?" Kouga asked as he moved over to her, "where at. I'll kill him I swear it. He'll regret the day he messed with my woman."
Kagome sweat dropped, "He didn't do anything physically..."
"I don't care, He still hurt you and that's enough to pull my chain." Kouga said protectively. He would never hurt her like that mutt does. Why does she hang out with him.
"He does it so often now a-days it seems like he's the one with P.M.S. instead of me." Kagome said slightly agreeing with Kouga.
"Why don't you just leave him. You're not his mate. You don't have to put up with him." Kouga said hopefully. "My caves are always open to you."
Kagome smiled, "Thanks but no thanks. I'm ok hanging out with Inuyasha. Even if he is a pain it the rear some times." now...what she was really thinking despite her words 'Yes please! Get me the hell away from that arrogant insane idiot! I'm tired of his bullshit!'
"But I thought he hurt you." Kouga said, not buying her answer, "How can you put up with that mutt. He has no respect for you at all."
Kagome could almost swear this wolf could read her mind, "But he isn't that bad of a person really." 'Though sometimes I wonder'
"Do you really believe that fantasy you live in? He continues to harass you because you keep going back to him. With as much as he's hurt you, you should be wishing him dead." Kouga spoke swiftly, as if he'd been practicing for hours on hours just to say it.
"That's a bit harsh..." Kagome started before the wolf interrupted her.
"But it's true. He's come after you with insults and harsh words for the past two years you've been here, has he not?" Kouga asked.
"Well..." Kagome trailed off as the wolf demon continued.
"He's hurt you more times than I can count, and I'm sure I haven't been around for most of them. He pushes you away because he's an idiot and he arrogantly ignores your feelings to their entirety." Kouga stated. Oh yea, he most definitely practiced this.
"But he doesn't mean to." Kagome said in a slight childish whine.
"Why are you defending him. He hurts you constantly and expects you to crawl back. And, he isn't going to change. I don't know what you're waiting for but it isn't going to happen." Kouga said as he crossed his arms.
"But, he apologizes..."
"And you keep going back, falling into his little trap just so he can hurt you again."
Kagome couldn't believe it. She was actually starting to get Kouga's preaching, 'He speaks as if everyone else sees it but me. That only happens on TV shows though...right?'
"He's going to continue doing this until he's dead. Why can't you see that." Kouga said in the same all knowing tone he seems to love to use around her when the topic of the little hanyou comes into play.
"But...."
"Do you like taking the insults he throws at you every time you come here? Do you really enjoy it that much? Why do you keep running back to that mutt when he's just going to hurt you again. On top of that you know that he's going to do it don't you." Kouga asked, looking down into Kagome's blue eyes.
'He's right...I never noticed it before...but I keep returning to Inuyasha after each time he's hurt me, just waiting every time for him to insult me...' "I WANT INUYASHA DEAD!!" Kagome declared proudly to the wolf demon in front of her.
Kouga, who wasn't expecting her to yell like that, kinda looked a bit scared for a few moments. But, that quickly passed as he realized what he had just done, 'Looks like all those speeches I practiced really did work after all...'
"But…I'm going to need your help." Kagome said with determination behind her voice.
"Are you serious!?" Kouga asked a bit excited now.
"Dead serious!" Kagome exclaimed.
Kouga nodded and moved over, picked her up bridal style and started running.
Kagome blinked, her arms wrapped instinctively around his neck, "Uhh...where are we going?,' She asked as if she were a child being dragged off to a summer vacation she much rather avoid.
"To the caves. We can work out details there." Kouga informed. He was currently on cloud nine! He couldn't believe Kagome was actually finally getting it, and leaving that mutt-faced idiot.
"Right." Kagome said. Kouga had this weird way of saying things like they should be completely obvious, making her feel a bit insignificant in some way.
Kouga, with the help of the jewel shards in his legs ran at top speed heading for the caves. And, he would have continue running full on if one thing, didn't stand in his way. Kind of like one of those little annoying road blocks half way home from a looooong vacation you can't wait to get out off.
"Stop." Said a female with black hair tied back in a pony tail at the back base of her neck.
"What do you want?" Kagome asked irritably. This was the last person she wanted to see. "I thought you were tending to wounded solders."
"I have other matters to attend to. One of them being you. I over heard your plans from a little birdy. I want to help you destroy Inuyasha." Said the raven haired, suppose to be dead Kikyou.
"You…er…want to help?" Kagome asked as if she weren't hearing this right.
"Yes." Kikyou answered dryly. "I plan to live with Inuyasha in hell. But, in order to do that, he has to die."
Kagome and Kouga sweat dropped. "Yea…right. So you think we're just going to let you stop us in our tracks and offer you a job in our plans to get rid of the mutt?" Kouga asked, making sure he was understanding this woman.
"Yes. And If you have a problem with that I can always kill you as well wolf." Kikyou said calmly.
'If I was told this morning that I was going to be working with Kikyou, I would have called them physically as well as mentally insane…' Kagome thought before speaking, "You don't have to threaten us. You can help."
"Good." Kikyou said icily.
"We're heading to Kouga's caves to devise the plan." Kagome said, just now realizing she was still being held in Kouga's arms. In fact. She was just realizing that period. A slight blush tinged her cheeks, but she acted like it were nothing.
"Yea, you can come if you can make it there. Later dead girl." Kouga said as he took off at top speed to his home.
"Stupid wolf." Kikyou muttered as she teleported, using her miko powers to travel at the speed of light to the caves.
"What do you want?" An ornery dragon-half asked. His crimson red eyes leering at the so called prince in front of him.
"I need you to take care of some one for me. Can you handle that?" Naraku asked as he looked at the specimen before him. He knows it is dangerous to summon a demon such as this, even if it was only a half demon.
"What do I get out of this?" The hanyou asked. A slight dragon growl lightly rumbling behind his words.
"What every demon wants. The Shikon Jewel." Naraku said cockily.
"You have the jewel? All of it?"
"A rather large shard of it." Naraku said, quite smugly.
The red eyes glare lightly at the black haired man in front of him, "Show me."
Naraku reached into his shirt sleeve, a slight cracking sound is audible but it appears to be just his nails scrapping against the little pink shard. He pulls it out and shows it to the dragon-half. "Here it is."
"I want to be paid up front."
Naraku tossed the shard to the dragon-half before him, "Fine. It doesn't matter to me."
The red eyed demon grabbed it out of the air with unnatural grace, "Who am I to be killing now? I didn't catch that part."
"That's because I didn't say." Said the so called prince with a wry grin.
"Well? Who is it that I'm after?" The dragon-warrior asked, as if he were talking to a slow mentally challenged child. This was getting annoying quickly, and compared to his other priorities, this was an utter waste of his time.
"She's that special person the demons seem to all fear. I don't know if a demon such as your class has heard of the human miko Kagome Higarashi, but she's a nuisance to many more of us that you could guess." Naraku said smoothly. His voice gliding threw the air like a sick warm gooey honey.
"I've heard of her. She's but a mere miko in training. Though, she is said to be the reincarnation of that Kikyou priestess. If that be true this could fair to be a rather interesting assignment after all."
"Yes. And it is true. Kikyou and her share the same soul. Though Kikyou is but a living shell of her former self now, her reincarnation Kagome proves to rather powerful. Don't underestimate her." Naraku said warningly.
"You think I'm that weak?"
"Of course not. It's merely a precaution." Said the dark prince.
"I'll take care of her in time." The dragon half turned on his feet, pocketing the jewel shard as two black and red wings erupted from his back, easily moving out threw the rips in the back of his shirt.
"Do be sure to do the job soon. I'd hate to have to come after your head as well." Naraku chimed dully.
The dragon-warrior opened the sliding door and threw a heated glare at Naraku, "You give me warnings about underestimating people, but maybe it is you who underestimates me, ne?" With that the dragon-half walks out and takes to the skies.
Phoxy- wipes her brow…I actually have the whole plot for this figured out! Thank god! It was sooooooo messy before…hope you all like the new version of it.
ReaD,
EnJoY,
REVIEW!!!
Inuyasha- I thought you deleted this...
Phoxy- I did...But that's because I had to re-do it!
Inuyasha- - -o
Phoxy- tee hee.. Ok...now...THIS is now just a story featuring the self inserts of Me, Ryu, and maybe two other people...I don't know who yet, and It might not even happen. I have the plot all planed out for this so deal with it.
Disclaimer-I do not own Inuyasha. That privilege belongs to Rumiko Takashi and I don't believe she is selling it anytime soon sooooooo...It's HIGHLY unlikely that I'll own it. 8.8 ain't it sad?
Phoxy- Without further ado.......HEEEEEERRREEESS JONNY!!
Inuyasha-....
Phoxy- Oh wrong show! O Here's the fic.
Inuyasha- backs away slowly
"I WANT INUYASHA DEAD!" Kagome declared proudly to the wolf demon in front of her.
((AN:: Whoa whoa whoa whoa...lets back this up a bit shall we....))
An hour before...
"You bitch! That hurt!" Inuyasha yelled at the raven haired girl in front of him.
"Did it really? Then here, I'll say the 's' word again for you." Kagome retorted back to the arrogant hanyou.
"Shit..." Inuyasha said, his dog ears laying back a bit, quite aware of what was coming next.
"No you idiot. Sit!" Kagome said in complete outrage. she watched the dog-half hit the deck hard, sending dust up from the impact.
Inuyasha got up and glared heavily at the back of Kagome's head as she retreated away in a huffy rage. He knew that she was once again running off back to her home threw the well.
"Damn bitch." Inuyasha said as he dusted himself off.
Miroku put his hand on the hanyou's shoulder, "Congratulations. You managed to drive her away in under a day."
"I didn't do anything to that stupid gurl." Inuyasha said in his usual stubbornness.
"What the heck is your problem? Did your brain die or something? We're never going to get all the jewel shards if you keep driving Kagome away." Shippo said in a childish kind of tone. Like a kid preaching to his quarrelling parents.
"The thing is he never had a brain, only a few brain cells." Sango said irritably, speaking as if the hanyou wasn't right next to her.
Inuyasha would have hit her to. That is if he thought he could get away with it, but that seemed to him that it would be more trouble that it was worth. So instead he settled with a minor insult, "For your information my brain is bigger than yours will ever be seeing that you're human and I'm not."
"You're half human you know." Shippo said as if he was informing the dog-half of this great realization like Inuyasha hadn't lived with it all his life.
A hard fist came down over Shippo's head, knocking the little kit off Miroku's shoulder.
Miroku sweat dropped as he watched Inuyasha continue to step on the little kit's head and cursing various things at the child.
Sango came to Shippo's aid, "Don't be such a bully, he's only speaking the truth."
Inuyasha turned on her, and nearly started cursing the demon slayer out as well, but seeing that killer instinct in Songo's eye shone angrily behind them, it kind of changed his mind, but he kept his stern face, "Feh. Whatever." He turned and headed off in his own direction away from the group, which oddly, was the same direction Kagome had gone in.
"Dumb hanyou walking." Miroku muttered once he knew Inuyasha and his seemingly superhero hearing was out of range.
Songo picked up Shippo from the ground kindly and carried him the rest of the way to the village with Miroku at her side. The little group very tired and a bit exasperated from their short venture a whole half mile away from the village...
Kouga peered down into the well he had been told about 'How is it that this thing works again?' He asked himself in thought. He had heard his scouts tell him about how Kagome would simply jump down into it and then disappear from view, and days later return threw it just as conspicuously.
'It looks to be just an ordinary well...how can she just disappear? There are four walls on each side and a bottom. People don't just disappear.' Kouga moved over to the other side of the well, as if changing the angle would give him a glimpse of something he hadn't seen before....
Nope...still the four sided well all the way down to the bottom. 'Maybe the scout got too close to the poppi flowers again'
(AN:: Poppi flowers were used in the wizard of oz as a sleeping kinda spell...for this...poppi's are going to be referred to as a kind of drug. get it? got it?...great! )
Kouga turned his head around as he started to smell a scent he hadn't smelled in a while.
"Kouga?" Kagome asked as she looked at the wolf demon who was standing in front of the well. "What are you doing here?"
"Kagome, long time to see." Kouga said, blowing of her previous question. "Why are you storming this way? What has dog-turd done to you now?"
Kagome's brow furrowed a bit, "The same low down abuse he usually puts me threw."
"He's hurt you?" Kouga asked as he moved over to her, "where at. I'll kill him I swear it. He'll regret the day he messed with my woman."
Kagome sweat dropped, "He didn't do anything physically..."
"I don't care, He still hurt you and that's enough to pull my chain." Kouga said protectively. He would never hurt her like that mutt does. Why does she hang out with him.
"He does it so often now a-days it seems like he's the one with P.M.S. instead of me." Kagome said slightly agreeing with Kouga.
"Why don't you just leave him. You're not his mate. You don't have to put up with him." Kouga said hopefully. "My caves are always open to you."
Kagome smiled, "Thanks but no thanks. I'm ok hanging out with Inuyasha. Even if he is a pain it the rear some times." now...what she was really thinking despite her words 'Yes please! Get me the hell away from that arrogant insane idiot! I'm tired of his bullshit!'
"But I thought he hurt you." Kouga said, not buying her answer, "How can you put up with that mutt. He has no respect for you at all."
Kagome could almost swear this wolf could read her mind, "But he isn't that bad of a person really." 'Though sometimes I wonder'
"Do you really believe that fantasy you live in? He continues to harass you because you keep going back to him. With as much as he's hurt you, you should be wishing him dead." Kouga spoke swiftly, as if he'd been practicing for hours on hours just to say it.
"That's a bit harsh..." Kagome started before the wolf interrupted her.
"But it's true. He's come after you with insults and harsh words for the past two years you've been here, has he not?" Kouga asked.
"Well..." Kagome trailed off as the wolf demon continued.
"He's hurt you more times than I can count, and I'm sure I haven't been around for most of them. He pushes you away because he's an idiot and he arrogantly ignores your feelings to their entirety." Kouga stated. Oh yea, he most definitely practiced this.
"But he doesn't mean to." Kagome said in a slight childish whine.
"Why are you defending him. He hurts you constantly and expects you to crawl back. And, he isn't going to change. I don't know what you're waiting for but it isn't going to happen." Kouga said as he crossed his arms.
"But, he apologizes..."
"And you keep going back, falling into his little trap just so he can hurt you again."
Kagome couldn't believe it. She was actually starting to get Kouga's preaching, 'He speaks as if everyone else sees it but me. That only happens on TV shows though...right?'
"He's going to continue doing this until he's dead. Why can't you see that." Kouga said in the same all knowing tone he seems to love to use around her when the topic of the little hanyou comes into play.
"But...."
"Do you like taking the insults he throws at you every time you come here? Do you really enjoy it that much? Why do you keep running back to that mutt when he's just going to hurt you again. On top of that you know that he's going to do it don't you." Kouga asked, looking down into Kagome's blue eyes.
'He's right...I never noticed it before...but I keep returning to Inuyasha after each time he's hurt me, just waiting every time for him to insult me...' "I WANT INUYASHA DEAD!!" Kagome declared proudly to the wolf demon in front of her.
Kouga, who wasn't expecting her to yell like that, kinda looked a bit scared for a few moments. But, that quickly passed as he realized what he had just done, 'Looks like all those speeches I practiced really did work after all...'
"But…I'm going to need your help." Kagome said with determination behind her voice.
"Are you serious!?" Kouga asked a bit excited now.
"Dead serious!" Kagome exclaimed.
Kouga nodded and moved over, picked her up bridal style and started running.
Kagome blinked, her arms wrapped instinctively around his neck, "Uhh...where are we going?,' She asked as if she were a child being dragged off to a summer vacation she much rather avoid.
"To the caves. We can work out details there." Kouga informed. He was currently on cloud nine! He couldn't believe Kagome was actually finally getting it, and leaving that mutt-faced idiot.
"Right." Kagome said. Kouga had this weird way of saying things like they should be completely obvious, making her feel a bit insignificant in some way.
Kouga, with the help of the jewel shards in his legs ran at top speed heading for the caves. And, he would have continue running full on if one thing, didn't stand in his way. Kind of like one of those little annoying road blocks half way home from a looooong vacation you can't wait to get out off.
"Stop." Said a female with black hair tied back in a pony tail at the back base of her neck.
"What do you want?" Kagome asked irritably. This was the last person she wanted to see. "I thought you were tending to wounded solders."
"I have other matters to attend to. One of them being you. I over heard your plans from a little birdy. I want to help you destroy Inuyasha." Said the raven haired, suppose to be dead Kikyou.
"You…er…want to help?" Kagome asked as if she weren't hearing this right.
"Yes." Kikyou answered dryly. "I plan to live with Inuyasha in hell. But, in order to do that, he has to die."
Kagome and Kouga sweat dropped. "Yea…right. So you think we're just going to let you stop us in our tracks and offer you a job in our plans to get rid of the mutt?" Kouga asked, making sure he was understanding this woman.
"Yes. And If you have a problem with that I can always kill you as well wolf." Kikyou said calmly.
'If I was told this morning that I was going to be working with Kikyou, I would have called them physically as well as mentally insane…' Kagome thought before speaking, "You don't have to threaten us. You can help."
"Good." Kikyou said icily.
"We're heading to Kouga's caves to devise the plan." Kagome said, just now realizing she was still being held in Kouga's arms. In fact. She was just realizing that period. A slight blush tinged her cheeks, but she acted like it were nothing.
"Yea, you can come if you can make it there. Later dead girl." Kouga said as he took off at top speed to his home.
"Stupid wolf." Kikyou muttered as she teleported, using her miko powers to travel at the speed of light to the caves.
"What do you want?" An ornery dragon-half asked. His crimson red eyes leering at the so called prince in front of him.
"I need you to take care of some one for me. Can you handle that?" Naraku asked as he looked at the specimen before him. He knows it is dangerous to summon a demon such as this, even if it was only a half demon.
"What do I get out of this?" The hanyou asked. A slight dragon growl lightly rumbling behind his words.
"What every demon wants. The Shikon Jewel." Naraku said cockily.
"You have the jewel? All of it?"
"A rather large shard of it." Naraku said, quite smugly.
The red eyes glare lightly at the black haired man in front of him, "Show me."
Naraku reached into his shirt sleeve, a slight cracking sound is audible but it appears to be just his nails scrapping against the little pink shard. He pulls it out and shows it to the dragon-half. "Here it is."
"I want to be paid up front."
Naraku tossed the shard to the dragon-half before him, "Fine. It doesn't matter to me."
The red eyed demon grabbed it out of the air with unnatural grace, "Who am I to be killing now? I didn't catch that part."
"That's because I didn't say." Said the so called prince with a wry grin.
"Well? Who is it that I'm after?" The dragon-warrior asked, as if he were talking to a slow mentally challenged child. This was getting annoying quickly, and compared to his other priorities, this was an utter waste of his time.
"She's that special person the demons seem to all fear. I don't know if a demon such as your class has heard of the human miko Kagome Higarashi, but she's a nuisance to many more of us that you could guess." Naraku said smoothly. His voice gliding threw the air like a sick warm gooey honey.
"I've heard of her. She's but a mere miko in training. Though, she is said to be the reincarnation of that Kikyou priestess. If that be true this could fair to be a rather interesting assignment after all."
"Yes. And it is true. Kikyou and her share the same soul. Though Kikyou is but a living shell of her former self now, her reincarnation Kagome proves to rather powerful. Don't underestimate her." Naraku said warningly.
"You think I'm that weak?"
"Of course not. It's merely a precaution." Said the dark prince.
"I'll take care of her in time." The dragon half turned on his feet, pocketing the jewel shard as two black and red wings erupted from his back, easily moving out threw the rips in the back of his shirt.
"Do be sure to do the job soon. I'd hate to have to come after your head as well." Naraku chimed dully.
The dragon-warrior opened the sliding door and threw a heated glare at Naraku, "You give me warnings about underestimating people, but maybe it is you who underestimates me, ne?" With that the dragon-half walks out and takes to the skies.
Phoxy- wipes her brow…I actually have the whole plot for this figured out! Thank god! It was sooooooo messy before…hope you all like the new version of it.
ReaD,
EnJoY,
REVIEW!!!